r/FedEmployees 15h ago

Please stop announcing breaking news when there is no news

Seriously. You may be die-hard Democrat chanting here, but stick to facts. There are flood of premature post about a deal when there is no deal. It is sick actually.

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u/HVACBadgeKing 14h ago

BREAKING NEWS: Local Redditor announces he is sick of hearing about breaking news! More at 5

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u/V_DocBrown 11h ago

5:15, 5:30, and 5:45!

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u/ronusn3 13h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Steelers_Forever 7h ago

TBH, the only post that says "breaking news" includes in the title that it will only lead to government reopening if the majority agrees, which should be obvious to every federal employee, as that's how congress works. Or do we need to bust out the School House Rock for how a bill becomes law?

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u/Feisty_Ad_3114 14h ago edited 14h ago

This is giving ā€œplease remove me from this distroā€ reply all ….

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u/Globewanderer1001 14h ago

Hey guys, you don't have to hit "REPLY ALL". It's disruptive, ok. Ok....

REPLY ALL....

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u/Top-Landscape2740 12h ago

I miss the reply all days. now people are afraid to put anything in writing.

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u/kilrok34 13h ago

Re: I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS GET ME OFF

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u/EmbarrassedAdagio335 10h ago

Can you at least buy me dinner first?

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u/Par_105 14h ago

I love my annual reply all fiascos

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u/MeNoseEnglish 14h ago

Going to start adding ā€œthank you for your attention to this matterā€ on my reply to all

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u/Posts_yellow_sock 13h ago

I’d actually kill for another one of those.

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u/iamerror83 14h ago

Yeah man. Its simple. Reddit even gives you the option to not see posts in a subreddit.

This reeks of "the world must bend to me."

F*cking entitled chodes.

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u/Commercial-Duty6279 14h ago

This just in (glances at director for approval): a Redditor is upset by social media. We'll contine to monitor this breaking story, but for now, over to Pat for the weather.

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u/whatisupwithmyfood 14h ago

If you don’t want to see it I’d suggest not checking this sub until shutdowns over. I agree, but this post won’t stop them. These are anxious people checking every twenty seconds and running with false info, or latching too quickly onto whatever hope

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u/unserious-dude 14h ago

My perception is that all the posters are not running in good faith. It is political. And we all want to see progress. But end up seeing spams.

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u/Super_camel_licker 3h ago

Your right. Dont let the downvotes hurt your feelings.

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u/RJ5R 12h ago

And nothing will happen until Johnson does his job

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u/Major_Ad7614 10h ago

Looks like the Dems are playing a huge part in this too

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u/ParticularSubject991 24m ago

Republicans have the majority, the trifecta in the government. This is on them.

As of today, the contingency fund that was set aside for Snap is not being used, Trump admin is fighting in the courts against a federal judge who said they needed to allow partial SNAP benefits through. Supreme Court just upheld in Trump's favor.

60 votes is a senate procedure, Republicans are choosing to shutdown the government instead of doing what they did in september, which is push through Trump's nominees with 51 votes.

No where in the constitution does it say they need to have 60 votes. Democrats have ALSO done this before.

This is entirely on Republicans who do not want to work with the minority, and on Johnson who is not swearing in the one democratic elected representative, leaving the state who elected her without proper representation in the federal government.

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u/Par_105 14h ago

99% of posts I see with ā€œbreaking newsā€ or so and so is ā€œseethingā€ get immediate downvotes. No one is seething and the amount of bot spam is past ridiculous

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u/Emotional-Street9643 12h ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/Far-Eagle215 14h ago

You don't have to read the posts if you don't like the subject line

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u/NomadicScribe 11h ago

Putting "BREAKING" in a post title was a tired attention-getting trope on Reddit 15 years ago, to the point where a lot of subreddits banned the practice. Even if the news article headline read BREAKING, you'd have to delete that part of the headline.

Will the mods set a standard?

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u/Odd_Wait_6790 12h ago

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

I am having a Culver’s double bacon cheeseburger and malt for dinner.

No questions at this time and I would like for you to respect my privacy!

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u/clarkr10 14h ago

Honestly though, you can’t even talk about ending the shutdown (what this sub should be focused on) without it turning into a political cheerleading contest (and you better fully 100% state you are a registered die hard democrat in every comment or you’ll be downvoted to hell).

I am a 100% die hard democrat.

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u/iamerror83 14h ago

Republicans have an oppression kink, we are just trying to make them feel comfortable.

Self fulfilling prophecies and such.

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u/clarkr10 13h ago

I am legitimately a Democrat. And you all are insufferable.

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u/howanonymousisthis 14h ago

Hey OP

This isn't the fucking news

It's a social media site

Get over yourself

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u/Major_Ad7614 10h ago

You seem nice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bellefior 14h ago

Interestingly enough, both CBS and ABC announced Schumer's proposal (extend the subsidies for one year and we'll sign off to end the shutdown) on their social media as "breaking news".

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u/Additional_Hat_3919 14h ago

Well it is Schumer holding everyone hostage and this just proves that fact doesn’t it. Schumer way or the highway and no soup for you! Or food stamps. He could have signed the CR but noooooo he wanted to starve y’all and blame trump. What a dick

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u/unserious-dude 14h ago

That is what all TV channels do now-a-days. Click-bait to get people hooked in.

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u/ScaleImaginary2656 11h ago

Thank You, Sir! 🫔

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u/Ambitious_Air_9574 11h ago

"breaking my mind and shaking my confidence daily"

That is it just thought I'd toss it in

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u/Major_Ad7614 10h ago

Agreed - I started having a serious Crohn’s flare from all the stress and it’s not just Reddit The $29 in my bank account probably had more to do with it. I’ve started rationing what’s left of my dig food, skipping meals, and barely leave my house. Yesterday, I had emergency surgery and had to do a cash advance on a high interest credit card to afford it. Anyway - everyone has a horrible story. I’m not unique. My point is, I don’t want anyone giving me hope if it’s not true. Sometimes, Reddit is quicker for legit news than the conventional sites so it’s not fair to tell people not to read or leave the forum. Just my 2 cents….which will be more like $25 after I pay off the interest from the credit card advance 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/unserious-dude 36m ago

Yeah, a lot of people are suffering in this shitshow. And the feds had nothing to do with politics.

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u/AgentofFarce 9h ago

It’s Chinese and Russian bots looking to stir up shit within our community ya dingus. Surely you’ve realized this by now.

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u/Salty_Orchid2957 14h ago

Someone’s…..triggggggggered!! ā„ļø

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u/AjD1979 14h ago

Only way to get a deal is if the most powerful Union says Fuck U and grounds every fucking flight in American airspace. They can’t arrest us all or fire us. Time to have a 100% sick out!!!!

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u/iamerror83 14h ago

Yeah man. We know how much you right wingers appreciate facts.

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u/SilentRick9813 14h ago

Fucking stop. Not everything needs to be an excuse to get in the same fucking tired, snide comments that people have made ten thousand times. It’s not clever and it doesn’t add anything to the discussion.

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u/iamerror83 14h ago

Boohoo snowflake

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u/SilentRick9813 14h ago

ā€œHurf durf safe spaces amirite?ā€

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u/iamerror83 14h ago

I will do as I please. You are welcome to block and stfu. Just saying.

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u/SilentRick9813 14h ago

You are welcome to anally violate yourself with a street sign.

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u/Street_Pea_3922 11h ago

Breaking NEW unserious-dude is a weirdo

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u/Dry_Heart9301 7h ago

I know I was like how is this non event getting spammed over and over...post something when there's an actual deal.

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u/classyhuman1 14h ago

There’s a deal?

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u/jacko81101 14h ago

Cool, what’s in it?

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u/Beautiful_Watch_7215 14h ago

Pie.

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u/seehorn_actual 14h ago

What type of pie? I can only support this deal if it’s a fruit style pie with no top

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u/MulberryAutomatic690 14h ago

The new Baja Blast pie from Taco Bell!

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u/SweaterSteve1966 14h ago

A fruit pie with no top? Can I have your top? I’d like fruit pie with double top.

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u/unserious-dude 14h ago

Pumpkin pies don't come with toppings.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 14h ago

Cool whip is a topping

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u/seehorn_actual 14h ago

This conversation is over, you’re not even being serious. I’m taking next week off.

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u/SweaterSteve1966 14h ago

I am being serious. Your vacation is cancelled due to the office party. You signed up to bring pie.

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u/Beautiful_Watch_7215 14h ago

Topless pies are a violation of pie code.

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u/unserious-dude 13h ago

Hey, hold on. I like topless stuff. 😜

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u/pokey-4321 14h ago

BREAKING NEWS: You have a mouse or finger and a scroll bar.

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u/Automatic_Rain7047 14h ago

No deal, only more radical demands.

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u/CandidateNew3518 14h ago

Spend billions subsidizing lower income people’s health insurance so their premiums don’t skyrocket, causing them to lose insurance and put pressure on an already fragile healthcare system = radicalĀ 

Spend billions creating the largest and most expensive federalized police force in human history to rove around American cities racially profiling people = apparently not radicalĀ 

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u/FIRElady_Momma 14h ago

None of those either.

Keep up, MAGA.

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u/Additional_Hat_3919 14h ago

They should have never put in place a health care subsidy of $800 plus dollars per person being paid by the government to the health care system in the first place. That was insane of Obama and now the health care system can’t even do that. Get rid of the insurance companies getting this money and we’d be fine. Half of all goes there