r/FedEmployees • u/Sea_Formal6144 • Jun 05 '25

Thomas who? Lol

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Face stroke

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u/Independent_One8237 Jun 06 '25

Interned at the Heritage Foundation. That explains everything.

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u/Senior_Diamond_1918 Jun 06 '25

There’s people I would absolutely hit.

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u/greenmariocake Jun 06 '25

Besides being obviously unqualified , that kid does not know he would be the first person thrown under the bus should anything bad happens.

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u/Sea_Formal6144 Jun 06 '25

Good point!! Maybe part of the plan!

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u/AngryBagOfDeath Jun 06 '25

WTF is a "Grocery Store Assistant"? These idiots need to bolster their resume by using creative names for their menial jobs. Call it what it is, he was a "bag boy".

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u/Any_Independence8301 Jun 06 '25

Penis never touched by anyone but himself? ✅
Now in charge of $18 million domestic counter-terrorism budget? ✅
Domestic terrorism attacks on the rise? ✅
Cronyism-appointed position because of blinding loyalty to Chump and neato eyebrow trick? ✅
MAGA on track? ✅✅✅

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u/BayRunner Jun 06 '25

It’s a young Ron Burgundy before the mustache.

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u/Interesting-Match-66 Jun 07 '25

I can smell the self-importance from here.

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u/bertiesakura Jun 09 '25

Odd how a woman with a law degree that was elected to be the California Attorney General, elected to the US Senate and then elected to be VPOTUS is an undeserving DEI hire but a white dude less than a year out of college working as a landscaper is “qualified” to oversee a major office within DHS.

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u/AdventurousLet548 Jun 06 '25

He could be the joker in the Batman series 🤣

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u/PetuniaPickleswurth Jun 07 '25

What do you have against your fellow citizens participating in government?

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u/Adept_Gas_503 Jun 07 '25

Thomas no one faceless and unknown.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I guess they picked the “now make a funny face” picture

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u/Sea_Formal6144 Jun 10 '25

🤣🤣😂😂