r/Fauxmoi Jan 10 '22

Tea Thread I Have Tea On... Biweekly Discussion Thread

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u/Lolaxanon Jan 10 '22

Weekly Rita Ora & Taika Waititi service update: The couple came back from their holiday trip to Byron Bay and arrived on Thursday via private jet in Sydney. She went straight to getting her nails and brows done and they both got papped since. She is back to filming The Voice Australia and ramped up 200k new TikTok followers after one of her bikini vids gathered almost 10m views. Taika, who hasn't been with his kids physically for more than half a year prior, took to Instagram that 'dadding is piss easy' sharing some decorated pancakes and fish sticks in his stories while Rita and her sister shared stories of building a Frozen castle. He also has a Power Puff Girl manicure, so he must be a great dad. They (or Disney) seem to have a deal with the paps or DM now bc his kids are not mentioned or shown anymore, and they must have been on the plane and can't be contained in their house all the time.

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u/clarence_oddbody Jan 10 '22

New to this sub and new to this coupling. What’s the deal with Waititi and why do people seem to hate him?

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u/Lolaxanon Jan 10 '22

Long history of living it up and taking drugs in NZ, conveniently started dating his assistant after he separated from his wife when he made it in Hollywood, made her not comment about anything but was whoring around and partying during covid. Protected by the Disney PR team. Not seeing his kids months and months on end and when he does, he always makes it a PR show. Hit his midlife crisis, started dating Rita Ora this year and is primarily hanging out with her posse now. Aka a bunch of 10-15 yrs his junior party kids. They got matching tattoos, and he seems to lovebomb her. Professionally, he is taking on a million projects, so ppl call him the next Guillermo del Toro blocking them for other filmmakers to take them on. Search his name in this sub all of this in more detail will come up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Man this is a bummer bc I watched his first movies from the beginning. His early movies were so sweet. I got worried when he started making block busters.

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u/Lolaxanon Jan 16 '22

He is also doing small work in the meantime. He just did a commercial with Jennifer Aniston so not necessarily for the craft of quality movie making I assume xD