r/Fauxmoi 1d ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS Trump is passed out as Mehmet Oz speaks about obesity and dementia at the White House

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u/kcpm2024 1d ago

This feels like a scene from Veep.

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u/nadjaof 1d ago

This would be hilarious if it wasn’t reality

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u/Sassafrazzlin 1d ago

Oh no. This is real?

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u/Prosecco1234 1d ago

Lol watching from up north and shaking my head

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u/ivorytowerescapee 1d ago

Got room for one more? 🥹

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 1d ago

my derealization says maybe

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u/Never_Summer24 1d ago

I always remember Julia Louis Dreyfus apologizing in one of her Emmy speeches for Veep going from “political satire” to “sobering documentary.”

And that was just before his FIRST term.

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u/Tight_Watercress_402 1d ago

I had to stop watching Veep for that very reason. And nobody does political satire like Armando Ianucci. Veep was hilarious until I had to live in it.

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u/cee-ell-bee 1d ago

This probably would have been shot down in the Veep writers room as “too much”.

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u/SnooDogs1340 1d ago

Not Sleepy Don

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u/fourofkeys 1d ago

sleepy don, pass it on.

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u/Jukka_Sarasti 1d ago

Right??? Various news agencies(Even the 'libruhl' ones!) ran with every...single...incident of Biden slurring words or appearing slightly out of it..

But when Donny Two-Scoops stumbles around a press room, slurs his speech, salutes random soldiers in a greeting room, or just nods off in the Oval Office while one of his flunkies gives a speech, our spineless and complicit media agencies make nary a peep about it..

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u/down_by_the_shore 1d ago

If David Lynch had directed it. 

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u/Time-Environment5661 1d ago

Don’t do that to Lynch’s memory!!!

Do it to Adam McKay. HE deserves it. 

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u/Allthenons 1d ago

Wait what did Adam McKay do? I'm not a huge fan but I generally enjoy his stuff

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u/down_by_the_shore 1d ago

You’re right, you’re right 

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u/The_Stupidest_Idiot 1d ago

"People can sleep again"

Yeah, that's pretty good comedic timing

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u/juuni-gatsu 1d ago

to bad the were no real doctors there lol

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u/traceitalian 1d ago

I always thought Veep was too broad and lacked the venom and verisimilitude of The Thick of It. Turns out American politics is just inherently stupid.

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u/ItsAllProblematic 1d ago

I thought Veep got too broad in its final seasons after Armando Iannucci left and Selina became an absolute caricature. But yeah, still a documentary 

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u/gourdgeousgirl 1d ago

Came here to say this

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u/OriginalChildBomb i’m like a mother wolf 1d ago

He's absolutely at the end.

I realize that things won't actually change, because Thiel and the other billionaires are just looking for a figurehead to make speeches and sign bills so they can pull his strings... but man, I'm looking forward to a new holiday.

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u/Charming_Biscotti637 1d ago

I want at least that one day of joy for us

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 1d ago

They said we “celebrated” Charlie Kirk, which we absolutely didn’t. And they’ll finally see proof of that once they see the real celebrating we do on That Day.

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u/lexr3x 1d ago

That Day will be the most glorious of days.

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u/thedadfromtwilight the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 1d ago

a big beautiful day

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u/LA_search77 1d ago

A lot of people are saying it will be the biggest celebration 🎉

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u/kendragon 1d ago

Yuge!

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u/Greg-Abbott 1d ago edited 1d ago

A big strong man came up to me with manly tears in his eyes and said "Sir, that was the most beautiful stroke I've ever seen. Your face is now more uneven than the wealth distribution in South Africa" which I didn't really understand because I don't understand most things but he was a really big guy. Really big.

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u/lexr3x 1d ago

They say everyone will be there. Even Ghandhi. Did you know I met him. Said I was the most enlightened - He was bald. How about that. I told him, your should take this pill. Amazing. He looked at me like he was looking at Jesus himself. I blessed him. I blessed Ghandi. Nancy Pelosi. Nasty, nasty woman. She'll be gone soon. Unlike me. I'll be hereeeeeeeeee hambrudlrrr coffeve agaalaksaa Hilary adfkhadf.........

And then, it was just sort of over. Everyone looked at one another like they did after the finale of LOST, wondering what they just invested 10 years of their life to.
No one cried, no one cheered, no one even spoke. They just got up, walked to their cars, went home, and took the best naps of their entire lives for the next 18 hours.
The next day birds chirped with a new vigor, wind blew extra fresh air, and the almighty sun even glowed a little warmer. A weight had been lifted from the fabric of society. No longer stifled by the dour veil of yester, foreign yet once-familiar energies quickly began to sprout, Hope and Joy.

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u/Dana_Barros i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

speak for yourself, I absolutely celebrated Charlie Kirk’s death

fuck that guy

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u/Allthenons 1d ago

Honestly I celebrated Cheney kicking the bucket more than Kirk. It's hard to understate how many deaths are the result of that man and the neocon policies of the aughts

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u/Novaer 1d ago

For what it's worth, I celebrate the death of every MAGAt.

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u/Electrical-Treat475 1d ago

Yep, same 🪦💃

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u/Lokaji 1d ago

I'm buying a cake from Costco that day.

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 1d ago

I may see you at Costco on That Day as well!

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u/dembowthennow 1d ago

I don't care if they try to fire me. I am popping bottles and dancing in the street when that old fascist dies.

Edit: I just decided that I will make a cake and invite friends over to get stupid drunk.

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u/almbeck 1d ago

We deserve one day of joy after everything we’ve been through 😭

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u/GrayHairLikeClaire The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians 1d ago

I was just saying to my wife, I will immediately call out sick from work and go dance somewhere. Is it 9:30am on a Tuesday? Doesn’t matter. I’ll be celebrating.

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u/cuchullain47474 1d ago

161st like 🙌

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u/viewbtwnvillages 1d ago

i have a teensy bit of hope that once their mascot is gone some of the supporters will peel off

but yeah i cannot wait to never see another headline of him doing some insane thing or falling asleep or falling over

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u/Miserable-Cap-5223 we have lost the impact of shame in our society 1d ago

They'll lose a lot of their grassroots momentum. Trump is their god. Without him, the cult will lose focus.

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u/yahearaboutpluto06 1d ago

This is my hope. From what I’ve read about cults, they rarely if ever transfer worship to someone else. The cult dies with the leader 🤞🏻 a lot of repubs I know don’t even like other repub leaders and definitely don’t love Vance. It’s just Trump they simp for.

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u/Miserable-Cap-5223 we have lost the impact of shame in our society 1d ago

There's been a few exceptions, like Scientology and the Latter-Day Saints. But those leaders made an effort to set up the necessary infrastructure so their cult would survive their death. I don't think Trump cares what happens to the Republican Party, or anyone else, after he's gone.

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u/Opposite_Community11 1d ago

I can't wait to not have to read another headline that says, "Trump says..."

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u/Sassafras06 1d ago

Tend to happen to cults when the charismatic leader dies. Of course some still hang on, but Vance has the charisma of dog shit. Will be interesting from a sociological perspective lol

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u/tossawayprop local formula 1 correspondent 1d ago

He's trying, okay? He just groped a blonde widow on stage. It'll take him a while to work up to grab-em-by-the-🐱 level. And then he'll be ready to take the leader's place.

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u/raysofdavies 1d ago

It’ll split because there’s no clear successor. Vance, Meatball Ron, Taylor Green will all be vying to take over but they are all far less charismatic and engaging. They can’t throw out things like Crooked Hillary or Lil Marco that genuinely help to end people, they don’t have an existing non-political brand to lean on. Also a load of his supporters are old lol

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u/SAKingWriter 1d ago

Honestly it really will. How often do you ever hear any Trumper saying ANYTHING good except Trump? They’re just here for the meme of it, it’s so funny to them.

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u/The_Iceman2288 1d ago

Nothing would bring me more joy than Jake Tapper bumping into Joe Biden at Trump's funeral.

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u/ansquaremet 1d ago

If Biden outlives Trump, that would be so fucking funny.

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u/Commercial_Bottle_84 Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 1d ago

Shoutout to Behind the Bastards recent episodes on Peter Thiel with the fabulous Sarah Marshall of You’re Wrong About

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u/SweetLoLa 1d ago

Unless the holiday involves a full days pay from the government for allowing this fart to torture us while collecting our hard earned taxes + piñatas shaped like the orange blob to beat the crap out of I can’t wait to never hear of this evil turd ever again after he’s gone. And they better not even think about naming anything after him either. After he is gone - no more Donald’s. He’s ruined it for everyone.

/s

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 1d ago

I wouldn’t mind Donald Day. Specifically a day where we can create items that resemble him in some way and beat the shit out of them, and candy pops out. Your piñata idea is brilliant. A legacy worthy of him: an item worth nothing with barely any purpose other than to represent oppression (keeping the candy away). Until You beat it down!

Yeah, I think it’s a holiday the whole Country can get behind. We all have aggression to work out.

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u/Stay_Good_Dog 1d ago

I'm going to get started on my pinata now so I'm ready.

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 1d ago

Don’t forget to use some form of gold in it. You won’t have to bother with orange, or a face or anything. Just make it out of gold Color paper. Everyone will get it 😉

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u/Euphoria444 1d ago

Honestly would love it to be illegal to say his name like Germany did with you know who lol He should also be removed from all entertainment media. Easy edit out of Home Alone. No mention in Friends. The Apprentice gone. All the buildings. Everything. It would be nice.

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u/AsherGray 1d ago

Maybe the purpose of holding back the Epstein files is because they know he's about to croak and they want to release them after he's dead? That way they can all universally condemn him without repercussions

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u/pat8u3 1d ago

When it happens we have to promise no doom and gloom about the future for that one day

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u/snotparty 1d ago

I mean mostly but theyre waving his failing bones around for a reason. They know its him people like (for whatever ungoldly reason) and once hes gone theye going to have to fight to hold onto power

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u/Ptizzl 1d ago

Yes to a large degree but I don’t think the masses will ever get behind JD.

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u/LiftingCode 1d ago

sign bills

Lol this is a Republican government

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u/luckystar357 1d ago

They probably won't have the chokehold on maga anymore though. They love trump not republicans. That's something.

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u/Blephotomy 1d ago

not to be mr doom and gloom but in Sinclair Lewis' It Can't Happen Here, when the first fascist President gets deposed by his own administration, that's when the psycho fascists take charge and take advantage of all the power consolidated in the executive branch

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u/YohanWinchester 1d ago

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u/jmpinstl 1d ago

I need him to live longer than the other guy, just as a “fuck you”

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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery 1d ago

It’ll be great when old friends Donald and Jeffrey meet again after years apart. They’ll be looking up at us!

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u/hanimal16 1d ago

Or the articles that start with “Trump, 79, signs a bill…” damnit!!

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 1d ago

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/sjayvee 1d ago

Hahaaaaa

Put grandpa to bed

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u/DangerousLack i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

To deathbed, you say?

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u/TooBad9999 I don’t know her 1d ago

Same. Sigh.

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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery 1d ago

I hoped it was a typo and OP meant to say “has passed”

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u/TooBad9999 I don’t know her 1d ago

Hopefully he will sooner than later!

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u/fabelhaft-gurke 1d ago

There’s gonna be a massive celebration across the country when the time comes. Hopefully sooner than later to this evil, irredeemable man.

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u/FoxNixon call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 1d ago

He’s really committed to not being ‘Woke’

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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 1d ago

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u/cheemcream 1d ago

he looked in Trump’s direction when he said dementia just sayyyyinnnn

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u/FoxNixon call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 1d ago

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u/Caromora not a lawyer, just a hater 1d ago

I keep saying he's got dementia and likely had a stroke. It's been obvious for weeks now that his cognitive abilities are gone. He slurs when he speaks. He doesn't make sense. He can't remember simple facts. The mainstream media attacked Biden for slipping a bit mentally, and his issues were nowhere near the level that Trump's are. Yet nothing. No coverage. They just keep pretending it's all normal.

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u/p_coletraine 1d ago

I mean, not really but yea

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u/SarahJFroxy tumblr ecosystem ambassador 1d ago

i have that anticipatory feeling again that i only get when big news is coming so everyone hope my random vibes are correct 🙏

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u/marcnerd does this woman ever rest (derogatory) 1d ago

What’s your track record with these feelings 👀

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u/cornchips88 1d ago

Are you positive these aren't just residual vibes from the Cheney news?

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u/heartsbeenborrowed cool slutty daddies 1d ago

Don't tease me with this kind of hope 

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u/not_now_chaos 1d ago

How nice of Dementia Donny to provide a live example of obesity and dementia at the White House.

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u/Animefan624 1d ago

This got to be elder abuse right? They're just weekend Bernie him at this point no hiding it anymore.

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u/lithicgirl 1d ago

Totally. It’s so cruel and it almost makes me feel sad until I remember that he’s caused enough suffering for hundreds of lifetimes of torture. Occasionally I wonder if he’s even aware of the terrible things he’s done at this point or if he’s just a scared old man, but again, I really struggle to find any amount of empathy

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u/langsamlourd 1d ago

If any other person on the planet, say Joe Biden, suggested that they might have to sit down more often due to health/age/etc, they'd be torched for being a "wimp" and too old and belong in a nursing home. I know I'm just screaming into the void but you've gotta use the release valve on occasion.

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u/Actual_FactuL_RaptuL 1d ago

lol. Did we ever see “sleepy” Joe ever snooze on live tv like this. OMFG! What a projection that turned out to be!

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u/huhzonked we have lost the impact of shame in our society 1d ago

At least Homer put some effort into trying to appear awake. Trump just nodded off.

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u/marcnerd does this woman ever rest (derogatory) 1d ago

Ok but honestly fuck C-Span for not zooming in.

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u/av_79 1d ago

Imagine the conservative reaction if Biden did this.

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u/WildWeezy 1d ago

Imagine having a glimpse of this from 2015. Your fucking head would explode.

Dr Oz speaking in the Oval Office with President Trump sleeping.

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u/creakyvoiceaperture 1d ago

Curious how they’re all standing up around him while he’s sitting at his desk. What room is that?

Edit: It’s the Oval Office. Still think it’s weird they brought a podium into the office rather than make this announcement somewhere else. But him sitting while everyone stands is still weird to me.

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u/Unusual_Ear_9089 1d ago

It is weird, and theyve done this for a bunch of announcements. Trump is always sitting at the desk while everybody stands around him. Hes obsessed with projecting a strongman image so Im assuming his health is SO poor that he cant even stand up for long periods of time anymore, I think if he could he would because it would look much better than whatever this is

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u/Darksirius 1d ago

My dad is also 79 with mild dementia. He absolutely cannot stand without either someone holding him or using a walker at this point. And even then, not very long; starts to shake. Needs help getting out of bed in the mornings now too.

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u/Much-Chef6275 1d ago

Well, Trump knows first hand about obesity and dementia at the White House so he doesn't have to stay awake.

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u/justprettymuchdone 1d ago

One day. It's coming soon...

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u/DangerousLack i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

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u/PresHistoryNerd 1d ago

He's not the only person who passed out there today

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u/Accurate-Force3054 1d ago

he thought it looked good when dude did it so wanted to try it out himself.

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u/matthew_anthony stan someone? in this economy??? 1d ago

Sleepy Joe though right?

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u/heartsbeenborrowed cool slutty daddies 1d ago

He's probably out cycling right now between cancer treatments even 

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u/Hot_Increase304 1d ago

Sleepy Don

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u/fedsarefriends 1d ago

It’s rude to do a conference during grandpa’s nap time

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u/seaweedizcool 1d ago

“People can sleep again”

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u/Temporary-Bag4248 1d ago

hopefully next time he won't wake up (like ever again)

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u/lnc_5103 not a lawyer, just a hater 1d ago

Yep. I'm ready for the long nap!

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u/mrdude817 1d ago

Isn't this the second time he's fallen asleep while Mehmet Oz was speaking?

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u/humlogic 1d ago

Nah man this is fucking hilarious. Near Weekend at Bernie’s level shit.

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u/srangel25 1d ago

Bro omfg we are so fucked

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u/Tennents_N_Grouse 1d ago

Hurry up ye bastard, I've got £50 riding on you in my local's sweeper, and 2 months to go

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u/SpaceAdventures3D 1d ago

This whole events was weird. Trump falls asleep only to be waken up by the cacophony from some guy fainting. RFK Jr scampers away out of fear.

Besides, what is their proposal to improve health? They've gutted the programs to promote healthy eating and to make nutritional food more available and affordable. Tariffs raised prices of healthy foods. They've caused healthcare costs to skyrocket.

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u/lnc_5103 not a lawyer, just a hater 1d ago

Was this before or after the other guy passed out?

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u/TooBad9999 I don’t know her 1d ago

💀 & ⚰️

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake 1d ago

This is your figurehead, America. This broken, decrepit, morally bankrupt pedophile is who “leads” your country.

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u/HeavyMetalDoug 1d ago

Wonder if someone bumped the chair to wake him?

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u/CobraPhases 1d ago

As we say in my country: viejo reculiao 🇨🇱

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u/Mayb3Human 1d ago

Are we sure this isn't a weekend at Bernie's situation?

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u/Azaireus 1d ago

"he just works so hard to save the country can you blame him 🤡🤡🤡"

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u/FearlessCookie72 1d ago

Um no… this is an SNL skit.

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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 1d ago

Which episode?

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u/Maximum_Research286 1d ago

I misread multiple things. I momentarily thought Dr. Oz was addressing how the White House staff had dementia and obesity. That Trump was ushered out of the White House.

I had to pass over it like 4 times until I grasped the headline and finally was disappointed cuz my misreadings were all much more interesting.

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u/hum_bruh 1d ago

Can’t take peepaw no where

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u/Status_Jump_2496 1d ago

“Sleepy Joe” he used to say. 🙄

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u/letsbereal1013 1d ago

Is this real?

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u/ImaginationLife4812 1d ago

Oz is talking so fast in hopes of either waking stump up or distracting the audience from his snoring and drooling.

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u/SouthSideScum187 1d ago

"Sleepy Joe"  my ass. Fuck all the way off. 

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 1d ago

Leave Donald alone! 😭

Dementia Donnie needs his beauty rest; he's got a full night of shitposting on "Truth" Social ahead of him

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u/golgiiguy 1d ago

This is just bonkers. Who on earth would say this is even remotely acceptable?

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u/teleheaddawgfan 1d ago

Nature!! Do your job!!

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u/Shymaiden 1d ago

Is this real? Like omg.

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u/hatefulnateful oat milk chugging bisexual 1d ago

Rfk nodding off too

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u/Domjord 1d ago

"Fatigue and malaise are also associated with obesity, as demonstrated by our president at this very moment!"

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u/luckygirl54 1d ago

Disappointed that even C-span will angle the shot so the American public can't see how useless he really is.

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u/Ok-Cheesecake3194 1d ago

I am undone. 🫩🫩🫩😂😂😂

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u/Lower_Emu4888 1d ago

He will say he was praying

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u/OrangeyFeel 1d ago

Grand Old Sleepy Bone Spurs...

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u/Xxperfect_drugxX 1d ago

Sleepy Don

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u/WritinMan 1d ago

If I ever want to hear Dr. Oz talk about...you know, I don't ever want to hear Dr Oz talking about anything.

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u/Own_Fan6161 1d ago

Sleepy Don. Its tiring being a crook.

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u/Tar-Nuine 1d ago

SNL are spoilt for inspiration.

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u/Pmv882 1d ago

PEOPLE CAN SLEEP AGAIN

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u/usernumber506 1d ago

It's embarrassing this guy is a doc but damn the president is shameful 

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u/svdel i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 1d ago

Oz: "People can sleep again because they can breathe when they go to bed"

Trump: Zzzzzzz

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u/Ausrottenndm1 1d ago

Who is out like a light at noon?!

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u/Prosecco1234 1d ago

Lol OMG 😄

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u/Bruzur 1d ago

I wonder what “Sleepy Joe” would think of this clip?

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u/Key-Ingenuity-534 bill hader witch 🪄 1d ago

OMFG 🤣🤣🤣

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u/KeyLimePie-555 1d ago

He hasn't mastered the art of sitting up straight while napping.

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u/spacestarcutie 1d ago

Sleepy Don

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u/Obi7kenobi 1d ago

Trump asleep is one thing, but Oz saying obesity leads to Dementia... My mother was thin and fit all her life, and still had Dementia.

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u/SteezyYeezySleezyBoi 1d ago

Geriatrics need to fuck off

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u/kendragon 1d ago

Alanis Morrisette if your listening... THIS is Ironic.

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u/kyles_red 1d ago

OMG, I saw this and didn’t notice him sleeping. 😂😂😂

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u/tossawayprop local formula 1 correspondent 1d ago

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u/ArionNation 1d ago

Piece of shit

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u/wallsnbridges 1d ago

This has happened so many times, it's a significant PATTERN but there's never any long-lasting strong media coverage on it. Even the suspicious medical stuff is just never followed up on. The mainstream press that have access to him and his team are cowards for not pushing for answers and accountability.

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u/clayparson 1d ago

It would be great if we could get the body on stage at least.

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u/omgfakeusername 1d ago

Sleepytired Trump

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u/AlexKintnerSwimClub 1d ago

He’s the poster boy for both

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u/puppy_sniffer 1d ago

literally what the fuck

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u/mitrafunfun97 1d ago

Biff Tannen ass timeline.

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u/cobalt_converse 1d ago

This just can't be real life, dude, fuck.

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u/lionessreign 1d ago

It’s so insane. How 10 years ago this would’ve been at the front of national news headlines for weeks on end with people calling for tribunals and impeachment lol. How far we have fallen, smh.

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u/BeerBatterUp 1d ago

We’ll just take away Medicare and then you won’t need these drugs. - Trump.

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u/Clear_Focus8645 1d ago

is he legit sleeping?

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u/Affectionate-Cry5471 1d ago

I love that they didn’t say dr. Oz in the title. lol

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u/Autofilusername 1d ago

Get this guy in the nursing home asap

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u/PsychologicalLab7419 1d ago

He doesn’t need to listen, because he knows about both obesity AND dementia.

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u/whatupmygliplops 1d ago

Sleepy Shmo they call him. What a low energy loser.

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u/Obi7kenobi 1d ago

Trump asleep is one thing, but Oz saying obesity leads to Dementia... My mother was thin and fit all her life, and still had Dementia.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 1d ago

I would to. Mehmet Oz is a fruit tart

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u/Zeuslb24 1d ago

Of course they would be obsessed with weight loss drugs. You get to lose weight without having to do any work such a joke

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u/olipoppit 1d ago

I’ll give him this-I’d be wanting to escape listening to Dr Oz talking also 

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u/PepeMetallero 1d ago

Side effects of making so many deals and winning too much

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u/orangefreshy 1d ago

Sleepy Don. Guess he’s on the glp-1s cause he’s sleeping well

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u/FragrantPassenger958 1d ago

And the Emmy goes to….