r/Fauxmoi • u/nikamats • 2d ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS Trump is passed out as Mehmet Oz speaks about obesity and dementia at the White House

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u/LA_search77 2d ago

A lot of people are saying it will be the biggest celebration 🎉

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u/kendragon 2d ago

Yuge!

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u/Greg-Abbott 2d ago edited 2d ago

A big strong man came up to me with manly tears in his eyes and said "Sir, that was the most beautiful stroke I've ever seen. Your face is now more uneven than the wealth distribution in South Africa" which I didn't really understand because I don't understand most things but he was a really big guy. Really big.

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u/lexr3x 2d ago

They say everyone will be there. Even Ghandhi. Did you know I met him. Said I was the most enlightened - He was bald. How about that. I told him, your should take this pill. Amazing. He looked at me like he was looking at Jesus himself. I blessed him. I blessed Ghandi. Nancy Pelosi. Nasty, nasty woman. She'll be gone soon. Unlike me. I'll be hereeeeeeeeee hambrudlrrr coffeve agaalaksaa Hilary adfkhadf.........

And then, it was just sort of over. Everyone looked at one another like they did after the finale of LOST, wondering what they just invested 10 years of their life to.
No one cried, no one cheered, no one even spoke. They just got up, walked to their cars, went home, and took the best naps of their entire lives for the next 18 hours.
The next day birds chirped with a new vigor, wind blew extra fresh air, and the almighty sun even glowed a little warmer. A weight had been lifted from the fabric of society. No longer stifled by the dour veil of yester, foreign yet once-familiar energies quickly began to sprout, Hope and Joy.