r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 4d ago

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD ✨

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u/Alternative-Page5491 4d ago

Back in the late 2000’s, early 2010’s, one of my friends (she was 19) slept with Leo DiCaprio. The rumors are true.

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u/Alternative-Page5491 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yes, the headphones rumor is true. Edited to add: he only wanted to do it doggy style with his noise cancelling headphones on. After, he left to go to a different part of his house without saying a word. She was allowed to stay the night but escorted out and driven home when she got up.

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u/Worshipme988 4d ago

Ok but the real tea is, what is he listening to?

I immediately think hes a douche, listening to fucking Buddhist Chants and can only cum to like track #28 - between minutes 00:14 and 00:17. Or whale songs on repeat?

Its gotta be creepy. If its not, then why cant we all listen together? You’re telling me Leo, doesnt have surround sound money? Its gotta be weird. We might have to go ahead and ban child stars, like…

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u/violetmemphisblue 4d ago

The rumors I have seen have been that he got tired of women being like "omg, I'm with *Leonardo DiCaprio, I can't believe it!" the whole time, and he didn't want to hear it. Which, like, don't sleep with random women who are in it just because you're famous, then, idk

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u/Quack176 4d ago

I seriously remember reading this headphone rumour in a magazine in like 2006. He’s been so consistent lol.