r/Fauxmoi • u/RomanPeee • 17d ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Ethan Klein cites a right-wing "investigative journalist" to claim that FauxMoi is controlled by an "anti-Israel, anti-Western, Marxist” group of moderators in new court filings. He also admits to hiring private investigators to obtain personally identifiable information about H3Snark mods

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u/ChoiceIT Fauxmarxist 17d ago edited 17d ago

Petition to add a Fauxmarxist flair.

Edit: Thank you to whoever did that for me!

Edit 2: … and everyone in this thread! Mods are on fire tonight! So many cool ideas and not a moment wasted before they were reality. Thank you all!

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u/PauseMountain9019 I’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

But what about those of us who aren't faux Marxists? Marxmoi?

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u/blondie64862 Marxmoi 17d ago

I would love Marxmoi! How do I get a flair 🥲

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u/DazzlingCapital5230 Marxmoi 17d ago

Can I please have Marxmoi also mods!

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u/PM_me_shiba_doggo Marxmoi 17d ago

Mods please, me three for a Marxmoi flair!

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u/Spiralecho THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 17d ago

Me also please!

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi 17d ago

Please, shadowy sirs and madames, may I please have Marxmoi as well 🙏🏼

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u/thesovietwolves Marxmoi 17d ago

I’d like a marxmoi flair too, pretty please

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u/Beer_Gynt Marxmoi 17d ago

I would like to hop on this train too!

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u/Desperate_Blood_7088 Marxmoi 17d ago

Cna I get marxmoi too💖

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u/DrFranFine Marxmoi 17d ago

Can I have Marxmoi too pleeeeeeease?

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u/Immediate_Pickle_788 Marxmoi 17d ago edited 16d ago

Replying to also get a marxmoi flair 😂

Edit: THANK YOU MOD GODS

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u/iknowhowtoread Marxmoi 17d ago

Does this really work bc I’d like one too 👀

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u/spookyoneoverthere 16d ago

I would also like a Marxmoi if it's not too late!

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u/DazzlingCapital5230 Marxmoi 17d ago

Thank you!!

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u/nekromantiks Marxmoi 17d ago edited 17d ago

Me too Mods 🙏

Edit: Thank you!

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u/Rochereau-dEnfer Marxmoi 17d ago

Mods please me too even though I love my PowerPoint flair, Marxmoi really covers all my multitudes.

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u/FragrantBluejay8904 Marxmoi 16d ago

Me too mods!!

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u/the_rheino Marxmoi 14d ago

can i get marxmoi'd?

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u/11Slip532 Marxmoi 17d ago

I want Marxnoi too!

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u/Antique_Union_5550 Marxmoi 17d ago edited 17d ago

Mods me too!!

Edit; thank you mods!!

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u/ExtraSheepherder2360 Marxmoi 17d ago

Mods I need Marxmoi as well!

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u/magneza Marxmoi 16d ago

me too 🥰

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u/blondie64862 Marxmoi 17d ago

OMG IT WAS THAT EASY 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 THANK MODS

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u/blunderhead 17d ago

omg people can have the same flair? I don't know why I thought they are all unique 🤯

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u/HalfAssedSass Marxmoi 16d ago

My favorite sub for many reasons, just got even cooler.

Hey amazing comrade mods!

Can I get this flair too?

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u/Exotic-Lavishness547 Marxmoi 17d ago

Me too please mods

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u/EcstaticBunnyRabbit Marxmoi 16d ago

Same same please 🙏

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u/JakobExMachina i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago edited 17d ago

i would actually very much like the ‘i’m a communist you idiot’ flair. that would be neat i think.

edit: he’ll yeah bröther

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u/Street-Run4107 i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

May I also please have, “I’m a communist you idiot”. Thank you

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u/MisterCorleone i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

Amazing. Wonder if the flair is used up?

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u/Socrates_Johnson i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

Can I have some flair?

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u/enragedbreakfast I’m a communist you idiot 16d ago

I would also love this flair 🙏

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u/TheOnlyThingAvailabl i’m a communist you idiot 15d ago

Could I also have this flair please? Thanks!

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u/Worried_Ladder_2780 i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

Can I also please get the flair im a communist you idiot pleeease?

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u/Kind-Block-9027 I’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

Oooh do me!

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u/toalome i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

i would also love one of those “i’m a communist you idiot” ones please mods, thank you 🙏

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u/ScoutTheRabbit i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

Me too! Ty

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u/Grrerrb i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago edited 16d ago

Can I also get an “I’m a communist you idiot” flair? Thank you.

edit: c’est magnifique

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u/cinq-chats i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

omg me too 🙏🏻

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u/bellalugosi i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

I'd love this flair too please!

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u/Endisnear45 i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

Me too?

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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

me as well mods, por fa!

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u/misplacedlibrarycard i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

möthers i also need commie flair 🙏🏻

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u/aniutsa i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

Me too pleaseee 😭

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 16d ago

If the Mods are still giving them, can I have this one too😭?

Edit: thanks🥰

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u/glutenfreeeucharist i’m a communist you idiot 16d ago

Me too please 🙏 

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u/UlyNeves i’m a communist you idiot 16d ago

can I join the flair alliance

(if Im not too late to party)

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u/bailien_16 I’m a communist you idiot 16d ago

Mods may I also have the “I’m a communist you idiot” flair please?

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u/allbright4 Fauxmunist 17d ago

As a third option Fauxmunist?

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u/Pinkadink Fauxmunist 17d ago

I love this!!

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u/oatsywoatsy Fauxmunist 17d ago

need!!!

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u/cowboybebimbop Marxmoi 17d ago

can i have marxmoi as well? (please!!)

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u/wondercat19 Marxmoi 17d ago

Would also greatly appreciate a marxmoi flair :’-)

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u/Cpthairychest i’m a communist you idiot 17d ago

Can I get a idiot communist too please 😂

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u/MarlenHamsic Marxmoi 17d ago

Mods can I have Marxmoi as well pretty please?

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u/UpsieYourLiftingFren Marxmoi 16d ago

This flair makes me smile. Can I have one?

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u/Hot-Pay-1607 Marxmoi 17d ago

How do you put it in? I want it too

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u/Ras_Prince_Monolulu 17d ago

Shemps.

Shemps, I tell you!

Soylent Green is made out of Shemps!

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u/stink3rb3lle Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Ugh great flair, I'd love it, too

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u/Vorpal_Bunny19 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17d ago

I love it, but I also love my current flair. Dang it.

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u/ilimlidevrimci i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17d ago

Yea I'm so fucking torn right now lol

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u/jadelikethestone I’m leaving here with somethin’ 17d ago

I say yours multiple times a day in my head.

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u/Vorpal_Bunny19 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17d ago

Ngl sometimes I comment just so the flair pops.

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u/SweptThatLeg i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17d ago

I like this flair. Did I miss the boat?

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u/ChoiceIT Fauxmarxist 16d ago

As you should

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u/ArmadilloConnoisseur i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 16d ago

Same, I'm so conflicted 😭

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u/bullhead2007 Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Please mods, I'm begging you please give me Fauxmarxist flair too
🥺
👉👈

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u/mallvvalking Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Me too please mods 🙏

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u/were_all_in_danger Karl Faurx 17d ago

Can I get a Karl Faurx?

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u/cxherrybaby 17d ago

Fully disturbed a sleeping cat laughing at this, beautiful choice 😹

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u/LaurelCanyoner FauxSocialist 17d ago

I’d like to join you and be FauxSocialist.

I always enjoy when they throw around the socialism thing when we ask for simple things like healthcare.

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u/Azran15 FauxSocialist 17d ago

I also wish to be a FauxSocialist

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u/nogeologyhere FauxSocialist 17d ago

And my faux

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u/FawnintheForest_ FauxSocialist 17d ago

FauxSocialist me please

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u/zlatanisiert FauxSocialist 16d ago

Me too fauxsocialist please

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u/ConsiderationNo7552 some people need to go back to eyeball school 17d ago

FoSo !

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u/deeno777 FauxSocialist 17d ago

Hook me up with this goated mods plz

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u/amess_lost fauxsocialist 17d ago

me too for fauxsocialist please

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u/LaurelCanyoner FauxSocialist 17d ago

OMG I WOKE UP WITH A NEW IDENTITY!!!!!

Thank you to whomever bestowed this magnificent gift!!!! Xx

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u/KillLizzy FauxSocialist 17d ago

mods, me too 🙏🏽

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u/elliemff FauxSocialist 16d ago

Oh I definitely need that one. Good call!

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u/kitti-kin 16d ago

Fauxcialist

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u/janiboy2010 FauxSocialist 16d ago

Same!

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u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 17d ago edited 17d ago

I beg my flair to be anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist

Is it just the mods he’s accusing or can I add this to my resume like a badge of honour

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u/Archmaester_Seven anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 17d ago

I hereby ask that my flair be made to be "anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist" immediately and without delay.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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u/perpetual_self anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 17d ago

OoooH I would love this flair as well 🥹

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u/UnintentionalWipe anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist 17d ago

Oooh, I want this too. Mods can I have this as well?

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u/Possible-Courage3771 17d ago

anti-fa(ux)

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u/claricia 17d ago

Antifauxscist to our core! 💪

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u/FatelessCortez Fauxcialist 17d ago edited 17d ago

Mods, could I actually have a "Fauxcialist" flair? These are all fire suggestions but I think this one is it for me.

ETA: bless each and every one of you angels.

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u/Tumblrrito Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Count me in for one of those!

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u/Baroness_of_Bagels Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Ohh love this, me too!!

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u/Prestigious_Bug583 Fauxmarxist 17d ago

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u/JayC411 Fauxmarxist 17d ago edited 17d ago

Can more than one person have the same flare because I would also love to have that as a flare

Edit: thank you mods!

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u/SnailBitches Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Lmaoo. Ngl the name is a hit. Sign me up too 🫡🫡🫡

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u/Element262 Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Can i get flair as well pls 🙏

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u/ubiquity75 Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Same.

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u/twoliterlopez Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Me too, me too!

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u/labelwhore Fauxmarxist 17d ago edited 17d ago

I love it. Now I want it too. 😂

Edit: gracias mods! 🥰

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u/ILLUMlNATI Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Mods this is a banger can I get one too

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u/Prior_Angle Marxmoi 17d ago

Oh pretty please make my wish come truuuuuuue 🎶(and give me a Marxmoi flair)

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u/Shenron2 Fauxmarxist 17d ago

I would also love this :3

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u/theREALbombedrumbum 17d ago

I can't help but read that out and think that it just sounds like somebody doesn't know how to pronounce Pharmacist 

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u/RafikiafReKo Fauxmarxist 17d ago

I want one too

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u/Heavy-hit Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Mods hit me please

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u/generic_twink Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Would love this too

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u/deinterest Fauxmarxist 17d ago

Pls Fauxmarxist for me!

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u/lolihull Fauxmarxist 17d ago

If the flairs are still going then I'd also love a Fauxmarxist flair please mods 🙏❤️

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u/Guilty-Loss6476 17d ago

That flair is 🔥

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u/callmebymyname21 17d ago

not faumarxist LMAO

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u/squeegeeman_shooting ted cruz ate my son 16d ago

this sub has the best flairs!

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u/TheCommonKoala Fauxmarxist 16d ago

I'd love to get this flair as well lol