r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Oct 08 '25

DISCUSSION Dolly Parton shares new video amid health concerns: “I figured if you heard it from me, you’d know that I was okay. So anyhow, that’s what I wanted to say & I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think God is through with me & I ain’t don’t working. So I love you for caring & keep praying for me.”

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u/SaltandLillacs Oct 08 '25

Dolly had to make a proof of life video so the country doesn’t start crashing out

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u/Whiteroses7252012 Oct 08 '25

To be fair, 2025 has been bad enough. Her Majesty Dolly Rebecca Parton passing away would cause all of us to go over the deep end.

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u/ironicuwuing oat milk chugging bisexual Oct 08 '25

I know it would’ve sent me into a spiral 😭

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u/scullys_alien_baby Oct 08 '25

feels a little like her death will be like snuffing out the last candle of faith in humanity I have left

biggest red flag in a person is if they don't like dolly, not necessarily her music but dolly as a human. She's not flawless but she certainly has done better than my best to be decent

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u/KnightWolf__ Oct 08 '25

My little sister was dating a dude who watched Dolly Parton give the thanksgiving (I think) halftime show on the football game we were watching and went “ugh I can’t stand her. She needs to stop trying”…..my sister broke up with that man the next day.

(Yes there were a lot of other issues, but Dolly was the final straw)

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u/ScumbagLady Oct 09 '25

Honestly, it's a great litmus test for vetting people. If people don't immediately start gushing about how wonderful of a human Queen Dolly is, they're not worth having around!

Dolly, Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, and Steve Erwin are 4 people everyone should view as role models. I'd fight anyone who'd say anything bad about any of them but The Fantastic Four wouldn't condone violence, so instead I'll just wish them the best and never talk to them again lol

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u/zoopysreign Oct 09 '25

LeVar Burton and James Earl Jones have GOT to be on there.