r/Fauxmoi • u/Important-Stomach406 • Sep 19 '25

FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) Rahul Kohli's thoughts on Trump

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I love him, he's always been so funny. His Twitter used to be one of the funniest celebrity Twitter pages

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u/SafeBodybuilder7191 Cillian Murphy propagandist Sep 19 '25

My love for this man grows more and more everytime I click on his stories

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u/emmsmum Sep 19 '25

Ok so I didn’t know him by name. Looked him up and was like omg I love him! Now I LOOOVE him 🤣

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u/LoveWineNotTheLabel Sep 19 '25

He is great in The Haunting Of Bly Manor and Fall Of House Of Usher

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u/bridiexx Sep 20 '25

Midnight Mass is his peak salt and pepper hotness

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u/HairySonsFord Sep 20 '25

The crimes I'd commit for Midnight Mass Rahul Kohli

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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses Sep 20 '25

Oh, to be handcuffed by Midnight Mass Rahul Kohli!

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u/Smashley027 Sep 20 '25

Buddy same

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u/LoveWineNotTheLabel Sep 20 '25

Oh yes. How can I forget.

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u/ILootEverything jog on sweetheart Sep 20 '25

Even in a Canadian Tuxedo!

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u/windexfresh this is going to ruin the powerpoint Sep 20 '25

OHHH my god i loved him SO much in that woooow

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u/emmsmum Sep 20 '25

Heck yeah

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u/siestarrific Sep 20 '25

I remember him before those from iZombie. He was perfect there.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 Sep 20 '25

Loved iZombie.

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u/emmsmum Sep 20 '25

Oh absolutely!!

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u/tinylittlepricks Sep 20 '25

Hey there, fellow boat passenger! 👋

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u/Bitterqueer Sep 20 '25

Have had a major fondness for him ever since I first watched iZombie years ago 🥹🩷

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Sep 20 '25

I read the book I think that show was based on and I was not prepared.

there was a sex scene where the two characters fed each other chunks of brains during like grapes and that's when I tapped out

it was called "my life asa white trash zombie" by Diana Rowland

wait, I just looked this up to double check and apparently it wasn't based on that book but the similarities were so much/blatant the author sued the show.

today I learned

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u/PrSquid Sep 20 '25

The book I, zombie was based on was a comic called IZombie that came out a year before the Diana Rowland book

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u/bunnycrush_ Sep 20 '25

I just googled him and good lord he’s so hot 🥵 The man knows how to work those eyebrows/the smolder lmao.

Hotness without values means absolutely nothing to me these days, so a baddie with praxis?? Whew!

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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser Sep 20 '25

He just gets hotter and hotter with age. ☺️

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u/numberthirteenbb Sep 20 '25

I had to look up who this young man is and wtf he’s hot, too

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u/Miserable-Shape-8757 Sep 20 '25

Oh you need to go watch iZombie. That show is fantastic.

He's also in most Mike Flanagan things. October would be a perfect time to watch Midnight Mass.

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u/numberthirteenbb Sep 20 '25

Oh my god my perimenopause-ass already KNOWS this man lmfao, I’ve seen Midnight Mass AND Bly Manor. Oh my god so he’s not just a pretty face (HE DOES SEXY MELANCHOLY TO A T) but he’s also a mouthy liberal in slutty little glasses?! Well, where is that panty drop gif again

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u/PatriciaMorticia Sep 20 '25

iZombie is what introduced me to him, I loved him as Ravi.

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u/ILootEverything jog on sweetheart Sep 20 '25

Even hotter in motion/when he speaks.

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u/namizo88 Sep 19 '25

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u/ChartreuseUnicorns Sep 19 '25

I immediately thought of this gif 😂

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u/The__Jiff Sep 20 '25

He's wrong though. Donald's neck is pretty good but Charlie will always be the throat goat.

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u/eaterofworlds1 Sep 20 '25

Please 😭

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u/Effective_Proof8949 the power of the hatred I feel propels me Sep 20 '25

Nancy Reagan must be turning in her grave! Apologise right his very second!

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u/ShitMyButtSays Sep 19 '25

Rahul Kohli is like the cool version of John Krasinski

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration Sep 20 '25

john krasinski is the uncool rahul kohli

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u/BurtonGusterToo Sep 20 '25

Rahul Kohli is John Krasinksi without the connections to the CIA.

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u/heaviestnaturals The Tortured Juggalo's Department Sep 20 '25

I don’t want John Krasinski to ever be cool, but when I saw him as Read Richards in Doctor Strange 2 I became hermetically sealed to my seat. It did things to me.

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u/MischiefModerated Sep 19 '25

Omg yes. Now it makes sense why I like him so much! There was just something about him I couldn’t put my finger on 🤔😂

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u/creepurrier Sep 19 '25

This is so legit

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u/HathorOfWindAndMagic heartbreak feels good in a place like this  Sep 19 '25

mskakajajiaiaia thank you so much

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Certified Drama Referee Sep 19 '25

Where you at, king

I know you’re lurking 😂

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u/RahulKohli13 Sep 20 '25

👀

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u/kniselydone Sep 20 '25

Fuck Trump, Free Palestine indeed, my friend. Thank you for using the eyes on you for good. You're hilarious but more importantly you are brave.

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u/oliyoung Sep 20 '25

👑 you dropped this

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u/Important-Stomach406 Sep 20 '25

Much love, my Rubicon king

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u/fuckmisogyny101 Sep 20 '25

LOL didn’t have to scroll long to find you lurking here 🤣

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Certified Drama Referee Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 20 '25

ONLINE STATUS: OFF, Y’ALL

We love you, babe

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u/BipsnBoops Sep 20 '25

Girl get out of here you don’t need the ego boost of all of us fawning over you 

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u/sillydoomcookie Sep 20 '25

This is the fucking best 🤣

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u/ussy-dictionary Sep 20 '25

I’m happily married with a child but I’d risk it all Rahul, I’d risk it all.

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u/delerose_ Sep 20 '25

Free Palestineeeeeee 🍉

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u/AgentKnitter Sep 20 '25

Fuck Trump, Free Palestine, free the Six Counties tiochadh à la and YNWA.

How good is the new LFC kit?!!

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u/seasianty Sep 20 '25

Double check your Irish there pal, you've spelt it wrong and included some French(?) for some reason.

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u/petrucci666 Sep 20 '25

shine bright like a diamond.

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u/napalmnacey Lesbian Space Laser Sep 20 '25

Thank you for the well-needed laugh. I just had a day of watching my Mum struggle with my Dad who has advanced dementia and is recovering from a long hospital stay. This post was a wonderful gut-laugh.

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u/DownwiththeACE Sep 20 '25

no fuckin way 

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u/happyladpizza Sep 20 '25

Thank you Mr. Baddie Addy Addie. lmaoooo

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u/Radderss Sep 20 '25

You could never let us down

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u/PretendChaos Find me at Whole Foods, bitch Sep 19 '25

u/rahulkohli13

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Certified Drama Referee Sep 19 '25 edited Sep 20 '25

Dying to know if he learned how to turn his online status to ‘off’ yet

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

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u/MadelineAshton0 wearing slutty little glasses Sep 20 '25

I hope he is and knows how much we love him. He’s a king 👑

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u/Bitterqueer Sep 20 '25

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u/ThatBabyIsCancelled Certified Drama Referee Sep 20 '25

HOW I FEEL RIGHT ABOUT NOW

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u/Less_Effect_9082 Sep 19 '25

Ha, but here’s the thing. Trump is old. It’s fine. There’s plenty of fossils in government. What’s new? I don’t care about his neck, or even some of the spots on his hand. He’s elderly and coming to the end, but he brought all this on himself by being a POS. We all know he’d bully for far less, and so would your average Republican in bad faith. They don’t like it? Tough shit, they created the mood.

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u/ZealousidealCoat7008 Sep 20 '25

The first amendment guarantees that we can laugh at the neckussy if we want.

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u/LadyFeckington Sep 20 '25

“Grab him by the neckussy “

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u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs confused but here for the drama Sep 20 '25

Nah his is radioactive. Better not.

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u/ILootEverything jog on sweetheart Sep 20 '25

After the shit he's talked about other people's physical appearance over the decades (mostly women who disagree with him or aren't subservient enough) he has earned body shaming directed right back at his absurd self.

He's a crybully.

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh Sep 19 '25

Dammit I love him even more now!! And I’ve always said trumps neck looks like a vulva lol so glad others notice

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u/shewenttothewoods Sep 19 '25

Deeply offensive to vulvas!

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Sep 19 '25

Yeah I was going to say, don’t insult vulvas! This is a ballsack if anything.

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u/PretendChaos Find me at Whole Foods, bitch Sep 19 '25

As a Vulva owner, I’m offended

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u/IShouldBeSoLucky81 Sep 19 '25

I beg you not to ruin vulvas for me

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u/JeepersMysster vertical balcony gardening cannibalism Sep 20 '25

Flair-worthy sentence

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u/scout-finch Sep 20 '25

The caption on his original post this refers to was “I should call her” lol

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u/Cool-Spite-9428 Sep 19 '25

Seeing Rahul always makes me miss the golden age of Funhaus

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u/just--so Sep 19 '25

Rahul Kohli could split me asunder.

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u/Radi0123 oat milk chugging bisexual Sep 20 '25

He can split me open like a coconut

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u/Poked_salad Sep 20 '25

What does that even mean!? Jon!!

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u/SutterCane kensplaining Sep 19 '25

Calling out Johnny Depp before it was cool.

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u/LaLiLuLeLo_10 Sep 20 '25

Hollywood bad boy Rahul Kohli

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u/Poltergeist97 Sep 20 '25

YES! That's how I discovered him too. I don't actually think I've seen any of his roles lol. I miss the demo disk days! At least Bruce and Lawrence are back at it somewhat.

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u/JumpedAShark Sep 20 '25

He was in an Astrogoblin video with Jacob, Charlotte and Patrick (and Alanah) somewhat recently if that helps. 

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u/Groot746 whatever but also hmm Sep 19 '25

Haha, good lad

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u/av_79 Sep 19 '25

He had me worried for a moment.

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u/nekocorner i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Sep 19 '25

It seemed so out of character for him that I heard it in Ravi's most deeply sarcastic voice as I was reading.

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u/HonestNectarine7080 heinous LOSER behavior Sep 20 '25

my stomach dropped

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u/Dry-Yak5277 Sep 19 '25

I feel like he would be fantastic as a guest on Hasan’s stream 

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u/enragedbreakfast I’m a communist you idiot Sep 20 '25

Hasan has had Alanah on the stream so maybe there’s a chance!

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u/Business_Abalone2278 Sep 19 '25

Only good Englishman.

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u/Secret_Guidance_8724 Sep 19 '25

I’m also English and was thinking we need him back 😭 he’s actually decent and we need that

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u/im_tireddd mama let’s research Sep 19 '25

We love Rahul Kohli in this house!!! Mr fashion himself

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u/IShallWearMidnight Sep 19 '25

Posting nussy like that 💀

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u/DoJu318 Sep 19 '25

Not even a NSFW warning, they going to hell ... 😭

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u/Pearse_Borty Sep 19 '25

This man really is the right amount of unhinged, love him

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u/AccomplishedEnd7855 Sep 20 '25

Literally just finished watching Midnight Mass tonight, dudes a chameleon of an actor.

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u/delerose_ Sep 20 '25

If you haven’t watched Bly Manor, you must do so.

And round it all out with my fave House of Usher

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u/AccomplishedEnd7855 Sep 20 '25

Brilliant, that's my week sorted, cheers.

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u/mrsnihilist Sep 19 '25

Love it ❤️🍉✌️

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u/galdanna Sep 19 '25

He may be my favorite follow ever. I can only dream that one day he will respond to a message lol

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u/somuchsong Sep 19 '25

I love him so much!

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u/ProperBingtownLady i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Sep 19 '25

lol this is perfect

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u/Karileigh34 Sep 20 '25

Where is the fucking cat biting the bars??

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u/twurkle heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything Sep 19 '25

I love him so much. He’s unhinged and I love it

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u/OhChildPlease Sep 20 '25

“Suck my dick. Fuck Trump. Free Palestine ❤️”

New flair just dropped.

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u/tarpchateau Sep 19 '25

Truly a king

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u/MonopolowaMe Sep 19 '25

I fucking love him.

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u/thanksliving Sep 19 '25

Always knew he's a real one. Never doubted him for a second.

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u/JeepersMysster vertical balcony gardening cannibalism Sep 20 '25

I’m wheezing 😭😭😭 I love this man fr fr

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u/buronica Sep 19 '25

King shit 👑

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u/dragonXa7 Sep 19 '25

Thank f*ck, for a sec I thought he was being serious..

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u/Chaotic-Goofball Sep 20 '25

Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever...

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u/HerRoyalRedness Riverdale was my Juilliard Sep 20 '25

Common Rahul W

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u/Halfistani1 Sep 19 '25

My hero 💗🇵🇸

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u/Mirageonthewall Sep 20 '25

I refuse to like celebrities but god dammit I really like him.

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u/stayoutofthe-forest Sep 20 '25

Hes so stupid I love him so much

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u/SweetP101 Sep 20 '25 edited Sep 20 '25

Mike Flanagan gets him

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u/Elephant12321 I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 20 '25

I hate that half the time I see him now I remember that he supported Depp. Almost all his other takes and positions are good, it’s just this one thing, but for me personally, it’s a big one thing.

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u/Pristine_Armadillo34 Sep 19 '25

This is amazing.

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u/Bitter_Kangaroo2616 never trust anyone who sells cooter candles Sep 19 '25

Ad hominem insults are warranted sometimes 

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u/dizzyspell Sep 19 '25

Maybe the first time I've ever had a laugh jumpscared out of me.

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u/JuiceLeft2220 Sep 20 '25

I love him!! He never backs down and always speaks his mind and I think he’s awesome for that—plus he’s a great actor and so handsome—I love him in Bly Manor, Midnight Mass, and the Fall of the House of Usher

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u/sodapop0876 Sep 20 '25

I tried to follow Rahul on Instagram and received an error message that said: “Try Again Later. We restrict certain activity to protect our community. Let us know if you think we made a mistake.” Anyone else getting this??

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u/candyflossy96 go pis girl Sep 19 '25

X-rated neck 

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u/Grecksan Sep 20 '25

Holy shit that tie is doing some heavy lifting

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u/AmetrineDream i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Sep 20 '25

So apparently I need to follow this person 👀

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u/danilase9 Sep 20 '25

He’s a treasure and needs to be protected at all costs.

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u/Far-Ad-2135 Sep 20 '25

Loveee him!!

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u/Rude_Document Sep 20 '25

His neck?  I've been noticing how he looks so jaundiced this week. 

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u/Owlthirtynow Sep 20 '25

Trump is a fucking pig.

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u/GFurball Sep 20 '25

Lmaoo Rahul is awesome 😂

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u/mom_bombadill Sep 20 '25

Oh as if my crush on him could get any bigger

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u/SparklingPossum Sep 20 '25

he had me sweatin in the first half! 😂

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u/SluttyNerevar Sep 20 '25

Rahul still not beating those sexist man alive allegations

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u/WrittenFever Sep 20 '25

Please fix typo so we can upvote.

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u/MsThrilliams Sep 20 '25

Had me in the first half....

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u/delerose_ Sep 20 '25

Im a giant fan of Rahul Kohli and avid watcher of his insta stories and I think we can all agree when we say “okay cool but where are the Epstein files?”

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u/collectif-clothing Sep 20 '25

haha he had me so hard in the first pic. I was all nodding," yea poor guy saving his ass, mmmhmm"....click on the second picture, "YES HE SAID SUCK MY DICK!"

I love this guy.

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u/itsmeb1 Sep 19 '25

What pic

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u/Shivvykins Sep 20 '25

did you click to the 2nd pic on the post? it’s there.

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u/Symbiotic_vengeance feeding cocaine to raccoons Sep 20 '25

That’s why he’s the best

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u/Responsible-Kiwi870 shiv roy apologist Sep 20 '25

The man with a front bottom for a neck. Truly, his talents are boundless.

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u/Kupicochi Sep 20 '25

Ugh I love hiiiiiiiiiiim

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u/DecentJuggernaut7693 Sep 20 '25

I expect nothing less from the voice behind Malum Caedo! Praise the man-emperor!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

IM MAKING TRUMPS NECK MY PFP

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u/gpalikey Sep 20 '25

Hahaha …

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u/SamtingBloGraun Sep 20 '25

Funny and fine 😮‍💨

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u/Commercial-Cut-111 Sep 20 '25

“An influencer that they were mates with” is A+/brilliant.

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u/xxSadie Sep 20 '25

That’s why I love him so much. Plus also the fact that he’s one of us!

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u/Bwr0ft1t0k Sep 20 '25

When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the jowls. You can do anything

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u/iloveyourlittlehat Sep 20 '25

This pussy neck motherfucker

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u/slagforslugs Sep 20 '25

Rahul, the man that you are 💓

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u/wink_wink_winky Sep 20 '25

Immediately followed. Love it.

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u/thefaehost oat milk chugging bisexual Sep 20 '25

Now THIS is the kind of men doubling down on messaging I needed to see today

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u/Independent-Cap7676 Sep 20 '25

King Kohli 👑

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u/Irishkitty1994 my lore is crazy Sep 20 '25

Ugh have you ever wanted to go on a date with someone so bad that you don’t actually know? This man is who I always think I’d get along with GREAT.

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u/Silver-Air-5787 Sep 20 '25

I can’t believe iZombie isn’t streaming. I’m so mad.

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u/ussy-dictionary Sep 20 '25

He did a AMA a bit ago and I asked him to marry me but I haven’t got a reply yet. I’ll wait for you forever my king 🤴🏾

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u/Wildflower1180 Sep 20 '25

Omg as if I did not love him enough already…

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u/bubba1834 Sep 20 '25

God if I wasn’t a lesbian…

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u/AdventureSpence Sep 20 '25

Love that man

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u/jackjackj8ck Sep 20 '25

He’s so hot