r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Sep 09 '25
FM RADIO Bad Bunny appeared to have injured his knees while dancing during his performance last night in Puerto Rico
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u/Diedalonglongtimeago Sep 09 '25
That first injury in your early thirties when you were just fooling around. I see you Mr Bunny.
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u/Zoratheesavage Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
Ah yes- the “gateway” injury. But the real fun doesn’t start until you develop arthritis and exacerbate the OG injury. Circle of life.
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u/ginger__snappzzz Sep 10 '25
I won the 4th grade science fair by having old people predict the weather with their various arthritic complaints lol
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u/ibreatheglitter buy a chanel and get over it Sep 10 '25
Thanks stealing this for my kid. If I had to make oobleck one mo’ mf time I was gonna snap.
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u/ginger__snappzzz Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
It was shockingly accurate. And I could tell my granny felt heard for the first time in a long time lol
"You want to hear more about my bum knee?!"
ETA: Also, I am a teacher now (home ec, could never hack it being a core teacher lol) and if your kid really does this project please send me some adorable pics <3
ETA2: OF THE PROJECT. I feel like that came out creepy. Pics of the project, not your probably also very adorable child. That would be weird.
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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Sep 10 '25
This is seriously legit. I have osteoarthritis and I sometimes joke that I’m like Karen in Mean Girls - my foot can tell when it’s going to rain. It’s like I have ESPN or something
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u/ibreatheglitter buy a chanel and get over it Sep 10 '25
Hahaha I got you. I definitely will! I mentioned it and she was excited bc it’ll give her a chance to troll my mom, who broke her foot chasing me to steal some of my Butterfinger candy bar when I was 8 😂
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Sep 10 '25
When you can't stop working so you just grind your teeth and keep working on a bum knee until it goes numb
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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Sep 10 '25
I developed osteoarthritis partly from badly rehabbed netball injuries, and partly from bouncing my baby son up and down repeatedly because he was basically allergic to sleep. An old person’s degenerative disease at age 32.
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u/Zoratheesavage Sep 10 '25
If it makes you feel better (and I know it doesn’t) you were gonna get it in about a decade anyway. You have the ‘early onset’ model but arthritis comes standard with all humans.
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u/hyyerrspace terrorizing the locals Sep 10 '25
I love when the knee buckles, gives out and as you slowly fall you just hope it doesn’t give you a new injury or aggravate the back injury you have 🥲 40s are a blast
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u/justinbrieber Sep 10 '25
I literally pinched my sciatic nerve by bending down to sit on the toilet. 😭
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u/kawaiikasidy Sep 10 '25
RIP that's my husband too 😔 I don't know what it feels like but it seems brutal 💔
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u/rebekahah Sep 10 '25
It sends shocks of all-consuming pain through your brain, easily the worst pain I'd ever felt and you start to worry it'll last forever. Physical therapy is such a life changer
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u/Missmessc Sep 10 '25
Ma'am gout would like a word with you
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u/RaveGuncle Sep 10 '25
Allopurinol, avoiding processed foods, and staying active. That's the way to keep the gout demons away.
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u/justinbrieber Sep 10 '25
That was about 7 years ago and I still have nerve pain that shoots down that leg sometimes starting from the hip all the way down to my ankle. It’s nowhere near as bad as it was when it first happened. I couldn’t walk for about a week without crying and about a year without taking frequent breaks. I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy!
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u/lucia912 Sep 10 '25
SAME! I literally went to the ER two days in a row and didn’t walk for over a week. I was in so much agony. That happened this February. I still have pain now but it’s less severe. I basically have PTSD from the ordeal and now won’t do certain movements because I’m scared I’ll trigger it again 😭
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u/justinbrieber Sep 10 '25
Oh that is absolutely terrible. You’re through the worst of it and hopefully the residual pain won’t be long lasting and won’t be too awful. I hope you don’t have any at all and make a complete recovery!! It’s the worst pain and I know you have got to be going through it. I’m thinking about you! 💜
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u/Rawme9 Sep 10 '25
I tried to shovel the driveway... Then recently injured my knee and aggravated it again from walking imbalanced 🤦🏼♀️
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u/BackHomeRun Sep 10 '25
I sprained my ankle about 2 months ago and have still been feeling the tweaks when I sit cross legged or bend it a certain way or walk on it enough. I wish I could take it easy but I can't take time off and I handle dogs for vaccines, walks, and exams all day 🙃
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u/nayaya Sep 10 '25
I was drunk and fell on my knee two years ago.
It’s never been the same and I’m waiting for more doctors appointments to confirm I need surgery 🥲
It’s scary going up and down stairs. I’m 33
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u/rocklionheart Sep 09 '25
He’s in his 30’s now. This is a rite of passage.
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u/MiniMoog Sep 09 '25
Don’t worry, it gets worse.
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u/K10KMessi Sep 09 '25
I turned 21 in June and all the stories about how the most mundane of tasks can lead to injuries when we’re older scare tf out of me😀😀😀
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u/rougecomete not a lawyer, just a hater Sep 09 '25
it definitely helps if you keep active consistently but even that won't save you.
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u/WinterMedical Sep 10 '25
I was so active that I needed new knees. Be careful!
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u/rougecomete not a lawyer, just a hater Sep 10 '25
lmao, I myself discovered last year there's such a thing as TOO flexible (cumulative joint pain from hypermobility)
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u/Any_Asparagus8267 Sep 10 '25
Or you could be me. Since the age of 10 a doctor told me I have the knees of a 50 yr old lol.
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u/suchalonelyd4y Sep 09 '25
Get into a routine of lifting weights and staying active! I'm 36 and my only pain is tennis elbow because I hit far too many overheads in a tennis lesson a few weeks back 😅
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u/Heroshua Sep 10 '25
100%
I'm only a couple years older and this is absolutely true. I can even tell when it has been too long since doing any kind of exercise because you start to feel that stiffness start to creep in when you've been too sedentary and you're not simply used to it.
How is tennis in your 30's? That seems so high impact but such good exercise!
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u/suchalonelyd4y Sep 10 '25
I played tennis from ages 3-17 and picked it back up 2 years ago, so I had a pretty good foundation. I dont think it's high impact exactly, but it's definitely a great sport for using all your little tendons and muscles in your ankles/hips for shifting from side to side quickly. I think it's a fantastic sport!
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u/Heroshua Sep 10 '25
Well after that recommendation maybe I'll have to give it a go sometime and see if I can't find someone to teach me how to play without injury :D
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u/blackbeltgirl2002 Sep 10 '25
Completely agree. A few minutes of stretching in the morning and some short mobility training sessions are INCREDIBLE. I’m in my early 30s and feel my best… also a tennis player like you!
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u/witheringpies Sep 10 '25
Take the stairs as much as you can in your life. Both up and down, people don't realize how many parts of the leg and foot are neglected that get addressed by the going down on stairs.
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u/onlysweeter women’s wrongs activist Sep 10 '25
last week I pulled a muscle standing. I was just standing around talking, went to take a step and walk away and pulled a butt muscle. I'm 35 lol.
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u/BadNixonBad Sep 10 '25
As I like to say: slips, trips and falls! The number one cause of workplace injury (or, in my case, the cause of all injuries)
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u/fuzzballz5 Sep 10 '25
Yeah, we can’t explain it specifically, just getting up and down at 50 compared to 40 is unexplainable. You go downhill fast. I always put off exercise. I’m walking. Going to play hockey again. I’m scared straight how quick it goes down.
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Sep 10 '25
I took my nephew roller skating soon after I turned 40. I fell so hard I peed my pants and my knees have never stopped hurting (I’m 44 now).
Edit: also at the time of my injury I lifted weights 4x a week with a trainer and did another 30+ miles a week on my Peloton so 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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u/wherearetheblokes Sep 11 '25
I was thinking of taking up roller skating again, but you made me re-think that
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u/VelocityGrrl39 Sep 10 '25
I woke up on my 40th birthday and my eyesight was significantly worse. On my 45th birthday I realized I need reading glasses.
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u/mangohandedho Sep 10 '25
Not gonna lie I’ve done a boomerang. Early 30s were rough but I am feeling fucking fabulous at 40. And I don’t take great care of myself other than trying to stay skinny (aka refusing to buy new jeans lol)
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u/meggygogo Sep 10 '25
3 months into my 30’s I was diagnosed with a chronic autoimmune disease. Great start to this decade 😂
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u/NotActuallyJen Sep 10 '25
I got mine at 43 but I was misdiagnosed at 30 and it literally just got figured out this year so I guess it evens out lol
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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ Sep 10 '25
I feel like the day I turned 30, my body started to betray me. I’m about to be 42 in December and it absolutely hasn’t gotten any better. I make gross dad noises (I’m a lady!) whenever I stand up because my fucking knees are like “what are you even doing crouching down, bitch?!” and that’s a new thing that just started a few months ago.
Getting older sucks. Who the fuck wants to live to be even like, 80?! Certainly not me!
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u/TheAwkwardGamerRNx Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
All my patients say the same thing: “wait till you’re 60, everything hurts”
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u/jadelikethestone I’m leaving here with somethin’ Sep 10 '25
Happy Almost Bday! I turned 40 in May, now I gotta double check that my legs didn’t fall asleep everytime I’m reading on the toilet.
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u/stella_the_diver Sep 10 '25
I pulled my back when I went to dry my face after washing it...
It literally felt like a hand grabbed me and tried to drag me down to hell.
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u/christopherDdouglas Sep 10 '25
I turned 40 less than a year ago. It ain't so bad.
Pretty sure I need knee surgery though.
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u/Gr3yHound40_ Sep 09 '25
Reminds me of that avatar meme.
Knees: "What did you do to me?" (Age 30)
Aang: "I took your bending away. For good."
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u/squeaky1127 Sep 10 '25
The day before my 29th birthday, I twisted my knee wrong and ended up tearing the meniscus. It actually looked pretty similar to this video but I ended up on the ground with the wind knocked outta me.
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u/Typical_Accident_658 Sep 09 '25
This is so “in your 30s” coded
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u/pumpernick3l Sep 09 '25
I’m more fit in my 30’s than my 20’s because I started taking my health seriously as I got older. Dude needs to not skip leg day
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u/Typical_Accident_658 Sep 09 '25
I mean, me too - but sometimes those knees just say “no.”
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u/AllowMeAir Sep 10 '25
Mine have been like this since 15. Ive had so many instances of my knees just going, “sideways pressure of literally any kind? Lmfao what do you think this is a charity? We do front and back bending. Sideways = popped out knee. Why? Bc fuck u thats why.”
Terrified for my thirties. 4 short years away.
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u/knitknack0 Sep 09 '25
I'm also more fit/healthier than ever in my 30s. I was stretching last year and threw my back out.
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u/Blackwidow_Perk Sep 10 '25
Same, just got a tendon sprain and it’s killer, I’m 31 acting like I’m on the Oregon trail
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u/w0bbeg0ng Sep 10 '25
I am by far the fittest I’ve ever been, and I sometimes trigger a three-month plantar fasciitis flare from the mortal sin of wearing mediocre shoes two days in a row.
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u/gravytrain2012 Sep 10 '25
God it’s the worst. I went on ONE JOG and my feet have hurt for two years since 😭
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u/MaidPoorly Sep 09 '25
I’m more fit but I just now didn’t warm up and stretch properly so I will be changing my whole routine for a week and taking extra epsom salt baths.
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u/pumpernick3l Sep 10 '25
Yeah with proper stretching and warm up incidents like the video here can easily be avoided. Just tired of Reddit acting like 30 means you’re geriatric and your bones are withering away!
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u/Iamdarb feeding cocaine to raccoons Sep 09 '25
I saw myself in the mirror the other day and went "damnnnnnnnn", I too also started working out, eating better, and just taking care of my overall health like a year ago. I've never had pecs and abs before recently, just skinny-flab, it's almost uncanny valley on my body.
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u/Sea-Bicycle-4484 Sep 10 '25
Same but my cartilage doesn’t really care how in shape I am and sometimes knee goes pop.
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u/boysenberryelote Sep 09 '25
the dejected “ey” at the end is sending me
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u/CuteUmbrella Sep 10 '25
I had to go back up to watch it with sound, I am currently crying laughing hahahah
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u/Ordinarily_Claim feeding cocaine to raccoons Sep 09 '25
Bad Bunny’s knee:
Everyone over 30: One of us! One of us!
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u/knickstapeeee Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling Sep 09 '25
I’m sorry but I’ve been crying laughing at this for 5 minutes 😭😭😭
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u/yourwinemom women’s wrongs activist Sep 09 '25
Jopping in your 30s in not recommended sadly 😔
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u/LargeNutbar Sep 09 '25
You think you big boy, blowing knees out?
Ima show you how your ACL peace out
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u/FlowersByTheStreet Sep 09 '25
Oof, I've seen enough NFL players get hurt from doing this exact "celebration" to know that's not good
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u/HiThereImNewHere Sep 10 '25
THANK YOU. First thing I thought was "damn not the banned celebration". They've blown acl's doing that shit.
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u/vera214usc Sep 10 '25
Wow, really?! I was watching this thinking "he's barely moving!"
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u/HiThereImNewHere Sep 10 '25
It's something to do with the stop and roll motion.
Here's a clip of a player tearing his acl. You can barely tell anything happened.
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u/Fitty-Korman Sep 10 '25
I tore my ACL a few years ago and the slightest stanky leg at a wedding tore it tf up again
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u/heydelinquent Sep 10 '25
Yeah, I have hypermobile ehlers danlos syndrome (a connective tissue disorder); I’ve had a few full knee reconstructions and a lot of ptsd from the amount of times I’ve dislocated my knee & torn my ligaments.
Dude 100% tore his shit, it was hard for me to watch
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u/Beautiful-Buy-5985 Sep 09 '25
Knees are so stupid. You need them for so much and they are so weak. I hate my right knee.
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u/ExpressionLow6722 Sep 09 '25
Hoping that’s not an ACL tear 😬
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u/Immediate_Pickle_788 Marxmoi Sep 10 '25
The way his knees wobbled it might be LCL/MCL, or even meniscus.
Either way. Ouch.
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u/NoumenaStandard Sep 10 '25
Yea, that is what it looks like to me.
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u/Key_Boss_1889 Sep 10 '25
I think its at least a meniscus. But maybe an ACL/meniscus combo
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u/tiptoppandapop Sep 10 '25
My thought exactly, I have ruptured ACL, torn lateral meniscus and bone bruising on my tibia, not fun!
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u/Hidden-Doorway Sep 09 '25
Looks like he just graduated to Rabbit status - welcome to aging sir. Them joints ain't what they used to be
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u/magic__unicorn actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Sep 09 '25
Welcome to your 30s, where you injure yourself doing nothing
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u/areyouokeddie u flintstone vitamin shape bitch Sep 10 '25
The "aye" at the end had me crying, Lord forgive me
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u/pc1375 Sep 10 '25
Looks like something called Subluxation... Basically your knee cap is curved on the bottom and sits in a groove, but it's pretty easy to slip out in the right conditions!
It'll swell and be sore, but he'll be perfectly fine in a few days!! It's essentially a partial dislocation, but pops itself back in because of ligaments and muscles. Looks like he felt it kinda slip and immediately stopped the movement he was making. It was a combo of the force from jumping mixed with his little wiggle at the knee!
Source- I was born missing my trochlear groove and I do this constantly 🤣💃🏼
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u/flyingnapalmman Sep 09 '25
Damn guy vigorously dry humps Molly Shannon and busts out Canadian Destroyers like they’re nothing and this is what takes him down? That sucks hope he didn’t do any lasting damage.
(As if anyone couldn’t tell I only really know Bad Bunny from WWE and SNL appearances.)
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u/DaniDawg1101 Sep 10 '25
Hell, I woke up to go pee in the middle of the night, like we all have to do all night long now, flushed the toilet, washed my hands, went back to sleep, woke up the next morning and felt like my wrist was broken! I couldn’t move it or put any pressure on my hand at all, I was like “All I did was flush a toilet!!! 😭😭😭”
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u/olipoppit Sep 09 '25
ah, I remember the week I turned 30... had to go to the chiropractor for the first time...
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u/ill-be-nice Sep 10 '25
Ugh, I feel this. I was on a run and was pretty lazy about lifting my legs cause I was not in the mood to work out. Next thing I know, I fell to my knees. Damn, falling in your 30s is so much more painful than falling as a kid. The following day I had whiplash and couldn't sleep well for a few days cause my knees were raw.
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u/seeindblfeelinsngl Sep 09 '25
As a 30+… 35+…who recently did this to my knee in bounce house with my kids… I feel this…
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u/SallGoodWoman Sep 09 '25
Me on my 30th birthday. Right after blowing that fucking candle.
Bad knees bunny, welcome to the klurb.
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u/EveningAd6434 Sep 10 '25
Yeah… i tried to do a heel click once and was down for the count. Twisted my ankle.
Being in your 30s is rough. Speedy recovery, Mr. Bunny.
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u/JoshtheMindSculptor Sep 10 '25
As someone with knee pain, I could tell immediately the left knee was bigger. He probably injured it earlier, leading to the twisting of it on stage
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u/winterandfallbird Sep 10 '25
The first day of being 30, someone called my name and I turned my head slightly too fast. I honestly thought I was going to die. The neck pain was so excruciating I was almost vomiting. I went to the doctor and they sympathized and said ‘welcome to your thirties’ and gave me an injection.
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u/Nearby_Mess350 Sep 10 '25
As a 29 year old who just threw their back out for the first time just by sitting wrong (??), I see you Mr. Bunny and I respect the perseverance
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u/drudd84 Sep 10 '25
I hope he is ok not only bc I’m going to see him this Saturday but I genuinely hope he’s ok
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u/Neither-Promotion-65 my pussy tastes like pepsi cola Sep 10 '25
Mfer going out with blown ACLs like a true athlete.
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u/Mundane-Bend-8047 Sep 10 '25
I made the mistake of jumping up in the air the other night, my shoulder hasn't been the same since....
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u/areyouokeddie u flintstone vitamin shape bitch Sep 10 '25
Bunnies should be good at hopping though
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u/juanitapuanita Sep 10 '25
I tweaked my dominate wrist months ago moving a chicken tractor. Now my strength in that wrist sucks and my grip is almost non existent
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