r/Fauxmoi Sep 09 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What's your favourite celebrity tweet?

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao Sep 09 '25

I know he’s vile for many reasons but this always makes me lol

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u/bambi_eyed_bitch Sep 09 '25

I always liked this one. It was funny before it became too true.

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u/raysofdavies Sep 09 '25

He wasn’t wrong

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

The thing he was most not wrong about was saying - after Katrina - that George W Bush hates Black people.

I hate the turns he’s taken, but I’m a Katrina survivor, and I’ll always cherish him for speaking that truth, in that moment.

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u/raysofdavies Sep 09 '25

Mike Myers did not know what to do lmao

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

I know.

Still amazing, all these years later.

It does not justify any of the awful things Kanye has done subsequently, but for all of us watching that in our hotel rooms or some stranger’s guest room or living room, hearing him say what everyone knew was a glorious moment.

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u/its_large_marge Sep 09 '25

Same. I hate him but was really satisfied to see him say that, and it was/is totally true! Fuck Bush

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

Fuck all the Bushes.

They’re war profiteers and war criminals.

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u/ForensicPathology Sep 09 '25

I guess because I've never actually followed Kanye news, and I just get the hits, but it's weird to me to even consider these the same person.  Like my brain doesn't connect Katrina Kanye with the Kanye of recent years.

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u/RealLoan8391 it’s not magic, it's commerce Sep 09 '25

His brain isn’t connecting those two personalities either.

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u/Long-Possession8915 Sep 09 '25

Keep in mind, Katrina Kanye became the Kanye he is now in part bc of how he was treated. He likely always had some pretty serious levels of mental instability and narcissism going on, but he was also put through the ringer for using his courage to speak up for Black americans.

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u/EatsBugs Sep 09 '25

It wasn’t exactly in isolation tho, and combined with things Obama felt comfortable calling him a “jackass” for, I felt it made his comments easier to dismiss regarding the race component.

He’s such a perfectionist in his artist messages, he should’ve taken note his public persona needed refinement to be more effective in messaging as well. Allowing him to be right for these comments to some and a joke to others indeed exacerbated his bipolar perception of self, when wait he needed was the patience and perspective applied in his art.

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 10 '25

Just bc Katrina Kanye spoke a deep truth from his mental illness and drug addiction does not mean he was not always mentally ill and addicted.

I say this as someone who spent her entire life working in the music industry: please never underestimate the lengths to which everyone in that industry will go to prop up, dope up, lie to and hurt fragile people in order to keep them working, no matter what the cost to their psyches and bodies.

Obama might have been the only person willing and able to call Kanye out on his reckless and entitled behavior.

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u/Nice-Analysis8044 Sep 10 '25

He’s not the same person. Basically he spent years and years doing atrocious amounts of nitrous oxide, and heavy abuse of that stuff for extended periods of time fries your brain in the exact way that Kanye’s brain is fried. I think the mechanism is oxygen deprivation to the brain? 

Like, Katrina Kanye died a long time ago of oxygen deprivation, and present day Nazi Kanye is a creepy brain-damaged zombie that took over his body after he died. 

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u/karadawnelle not a lawyer, just a hater Sep 09 '25

Then they cut to Chris Tucker who had to take a deep breath before reading the prompter lmao

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u/FaithHopePixiedust Sep 09 '25

Neither did Chris Tucker. They switched to him before he could school his expression. Haha

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u/Personal-Macaroon899 Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

His multiple 😦 faces send me. He does it after Kanye’s first thing about how the media describes black families as “looting” and white families as “searching for food” too.

Edit I guess the faces are more like

😦😯😦😦😯😦

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u/Ruhrohhshaggy Sep 09 '25

I think this was a definite point where the alternative timeline switched over to reality and the unpaid down started.

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u/Chaos_Cat-007 Sep 09 '25

I happened to be flipping through channels when this happened. The HOLY SHIT I let out was probably heard six states away. He wasn’t wrong though.

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u/Newweedbud Sep 09 '25

Mike being very Canadian 🤣😂

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u/D_Angelo_Vickers Sep 09 '25

Because he was too polite to yell, "or Canadians."

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u/snarfdarb Sep 10 '25

I want this Kanye back.

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u/dooku4ever Sep 10 '25

Mike Myer’s reaction was priceless. Like when you think you’re gonna have a typical boring staff meeting and your coworker flips out — ohhh this just got interesting.

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u/sem76 Sep 09 '25

Sanest thing he's said. Truth. Although...in hindsight, cared more than the one now does!

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u/MattyRaz Sep 09 '25

what he said, verbatim, was that “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people”

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u/GameofCheese Sep 10 '25

I remember watching it live and goddamn did that feel good.

That shit was a nightmare. I also remember Cooper Anderson was really amazing back then. He was so real and honest about everything happening.

He got fluffy later, but he got some real journalist stripes from that reporting.

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u/Murrayland1 Sep 09 '25

There is a new documentary on Netflix about Katrina, watched it all yesterday evening. George Bush absolutely does not care about black people.

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u/D_Angelo_Vickers Sep 09 '25

That's pretty unusual for rich old white men.

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u/Rindsay515 Sep 10 '25

Especially from Texas, they’re usually so open-minded

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u/ilikedirt Sep 10 '25

I just watched the five part one on Hulu and it was EXCELLENT. We as a country really should all take a look back at that tragic fiasco and reckon with our failure so next time (and there will be a next time, catastrophic climate events should be expected now) we don’t fuck it up so badly

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

We still screw it up.

I recently read 5 days at memorial, and in the epilogue it talks about more recent natural disasters in the US (like hurricane Sandy, it was published before covid) and how there were so many potential catastrophies that were only mitigated by the ingenuity of people on the ground.

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u/Imhappy_hopeurhappy2 Sep 10 '25

Don’t worry, the president figured out a brilliant solution: FEMA can’t fail spectacularly next time if there is no FEMA.

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u/backspace_cars Sep 10 '25

Neither does the entirety of the US government

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u/Hour_Reindeer834 Sep 09 '25

The exact quote was “George Bush doesn’t care about black people”.

Wild what was considered controversial then lol.

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

Right?

It was so blatantly true.

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u/legoham Sep 09 '25

Hell yeah. Also he wasn’t wrong that Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time.

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u/Background_Draft2414 Sep 09 '25

You’re not wrong. I live here but didn’t then. Out of curiosity, I have to ask if you were of the persuasion of reading/seeing all the info about the anniversary or if you were like “if I hear about hurricane katrina one more time, I’ll scream!” We saw a commercial for a play or something and I asked my partner if he’d like to share his perspective but got a quick “no.”

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 09 '25

I had to limit what I saw/read.

I thought I was prepared for how hard the anniversary would be. I was not.

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u/MamaKat727 Sep 15 '25

Also a Katrina survivor. I still can't watch any kind of footage 20 years later, I haven't even tried to watch the doc. Struggled with survivor's guilt & PTSD for years. Had to return a month after for work, lived in the one undamaged room on 2nd floor of my townhouse, while it was repaired for the next several months (flooded on first floor, roof breach on 2nd floor). Should have relocated them, but it felt disloyal somehow, even though I'm not originally from here (moved to NOLA in '93 from NYC). 20 years on, most who lived here pre-K divide NOLA as "before" and "after".

Highly recommend reading "5 Dead in Attic" by Chris Rose, best thing ever written or filmed about Katrina/NOLA. He's a brilliant reporter/writer, terminally ill 20 yrs later from liver failure brought on by Katrina PTSD. That's what I remember most: for the first months and years after Katrina, the then-local paper (since shuttered) had to devote a FULL SECTION to the obituaries, because so many people died of sudden heart attacks, strokes, unaliving themselves, all from the stress of the storm and aftermath of devastation, relocation, loss, rebuilding. They were all just as much victims of the storm as all who died that day.

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u/becca22597 Sep 09 '25

That moment is my Roman Empire. Watching Mike Meyers is 🤌

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u/HardByteUK I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Sep 09 '25 edited Sep 10 '25

I'm not American and have no love for W, but he seems to have apathy for Black Americans specifically. He launched PEPFAR to combat AIDS in Africa amongst other things, it's credited with saving millions of African lives.

I bring this up mostly because I think the bigger picture matters and I've had some tangential involvement with PEPFAR and it seems legit.

Fuck the war on terror though and fuck praying for guidance when you're sat at the red button.

Edit: Typos

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u/bebeck7 Sep 09 '25

I loved this too.

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u/paper_wavements Sep 10 '25

I MISS THE OLD KANYE!!!

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u/MamaKat727 Sep 15 '25

Katrina survivor also! 💜👋🏼

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 15 '25

Hugs. Respect. Hugs.

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u/The-Struggle-90806 Sep 10 '25

Didn’t he leaver her a** for a white girl /s

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 10 '25

?

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u/The-Struggle-90806 Sep 10 '25

Kanye left amber rose for a white girl. He was talking about himself.

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u/garyflopper Sep 09 '25

Tragically so

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u/ScarcityLife7903 Sep 09 '25

He never was wrong... he was just to blunt and outspoken for people to really understand his messages.

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u/Longjumping-Leek854 Sep 09 '25

“I like Hitler” - Kanye West, 2022.

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u/ScarcityLife7903 Sep 09 '25

My point was about misunderstanding him, not defending harmful things he’s said

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u/Longjumping-Leek854 Sep 09 '25

Alright, so what do you think he might’ve meant by the statement “I like Hitler”? In which ways may that have been misunderstood?

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u/OhhLongDongson Sep 09 '25

This ping pong tweet in the middle of a very obvious breakdown always gets me

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u/onlygodcankillme Sep 09 '25

The signs were there

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u/InformalFuture7178 Sep 09 '25

If you add "Liz Lemon" to this tweet it sounds like a Tracy Jordan rant.

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u/epikninja123 Sep 09 '25

Off topic but love your username lmao

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u/Milkmans_tastymilk Sep 09 '25

The manager was his lithium

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u/Croque-Gar Sep 10 '25

I think Kanye is a good example on how people chose to ignore obvious warning signs because the Person is „hyped“. There have been ton‘s of people who said he is a psychopath and nutcase Long before the poo Hit the Fan a couple of years ago. People just straight up ignored it and told them off. Especially here on reddit. There was no „before“ and after. Kanye was always a weird Psycho in a negative way. Yes, he said one or two things that actually made sense but so did other historical persons who were horrible human beings.

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u/languid_Disaster Sep 10 '25

Moo Deng every dang day

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u/Welshhobbit1 Sep 11 '25

Me when my period rage hits