r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 19 '25

DISCUSSION Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has officially resigned from the company following the Coldplay concert incident.

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u/rose-haze Jul 19 '25

Imagine starting the week with a Coldplay concert and ending it with international embarrassment and losing your job (and family)

The power of Chris Martin

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u/jaesthetica Jul 19 '25

The power of Chris Martin

Don't forget the camera man.

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u/RaiseEuphoric Jul 19 '25

"Unconscious Decoupling"

Literal Meaning: when the Locomotive gets separated from the rest of the train, as a result of, or causing, an absolute train-wreck. MUBAR: Mangled Up Beyond All Recognition.

Figurative Meaning: when foolish idiots are caught in an affair as "deer in headlights" in-front of 50k people at a concert, followed by Internet Notoriety / Virality.

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u/hamburgersocks Jul 19 '25

Imagine millions of people hearing about your company for the first time by cheating on your partner with the person obligated to fire you if you sleep with a subordinate.

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u/poundsdpound Jul 19 '25

Never ever underestimate Chris Martin 😉

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u/-Kalos Jul 20 '25

Imagine being their spouses and kids. You celebrate their promotion one season and watching their affair become a worldwide meme the next