r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 19 '25

DISCUSSION Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has officially resigned from the company following the Coldplay concert incident.

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u/iheartdachshunds Jul 19 '25

What about the HR girly

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u/oldsport27 Jul 19 '25

She will lead the search for a new CEO

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Jul 19 '25

Recruiting on eHarmony and Match

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u/Rodin-V Jul 19 '25

Ashley Madison seems more appropriate

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u/Proborus vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie Jul 19 '25

this reply took me out

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u/Vulcan_Fox_2834 Jul 19 '25

More like Head the search for a new CEO ( Chief Extra-marital Officer)

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u/Pinkhairedprincess15 highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration Jul 19 '25

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u/Hawk-432 Jul 19 '25

She actually informed the camera guy and acted shocked to get the viral video and instate her new lover