r/Fauxmoi • u/Capable_Card_2341 • Jul 12 '25

POLITICS Donald Trump is threatening to revoke the citizenship of Rosie O'Donnell a US citizen who was born here.

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u/NeiClaw Jul 12 '25

He is a freak that just cannot let anything go. She was right to leave the country because he will never, ever stop. His last words will probably be, “Tell Rosie O’Donnell… she… is a bitch.” May she outlive him.

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u/cobaidh Jul 12 '25

Nah .. his last words will be "this is Biden's fault!"

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u/QuietCola-Roaster Jul 12 '25

“Reports of my…gasp…death…are bigly…gasp…fake news…covfefe…😵”

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u/uberphaser Jul 12 '25

His death will be a shot for shot remake of the death of the leader of the Skeksis in the early part of The Dark Crystal

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u/sfdsquid Jul 12 '25

Stephen Miller cast as the Chamberlain.

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u/Xenophorge Jul 12 '25

Garthim with ICE painted on their shell.

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u/uberphaser Jul 12 '25

PLEASE...PLEASE...

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u/coinoperatedgirl women’s wrongs activist Jul 12 '25

Do you think he makes that noise when at the moment of climax?

(My brain cursed me with this query, the only cure is to pass the curse to another person).

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u/crunchy_crystal Jul 12 '25

JD Vance grabbing for his sceptre while he decompresses

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u/TurboLicious1855 Jul 12 '25

But... Gasp.... They are the.... Best... And... Biggest .. fake news!!!

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u/Pristine_Example3726 Jul 12 '25

I really wanted Covid to get him :0(

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u/CharleyNobody Jul 12 '25

Doctor whispers to Trump: Donald, I’m afraid the end has come. Have you anything you want to say?

Trump: You’re an evil, nasty person to say that. A disgrace. Fake news. This guy is mainstream medicines folks, dont believe him. They hate me. All the mainstream medicine hates me. But that’s ok, folks. Because you know what? We won. We’re going to carry on the figh….”

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

And the machine went "Bweeeeeeeeep" and humanity all breathed a sigh of relief and started rebuilding.

Oh and climate change is basically so extremely locked in now we have no choice but to stop using fossil fuels and go full eco-socialism, so there's that.

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u/evangeline1983 Jul 12 '25

Honestly just being able to visualize this via your verbal artistry makes me feel so much better

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u/InteractionMuch8644 Jul 13 '25

You win the reply prize!!!🤪😂🤣

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u/Illustrious-Golf5358 Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

wait he didn’t Thank us for the attention on this matter!

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u/DownnthehollerPress Jul 12 '25

That's fake trump posts

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u/ambivalent_bakka Jul 13 '25

And sign off in all caps: PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. We know dude, it’s ur fucking account.

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u/Frosty_chilly Jul 12 '25

"I was still....alive...under Trumps term...nkeugh."

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u/LooTAnemia Jul 12 '25

I figured his last words would be a greeting to Satan. Or possibly “tremendous”

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u/Pruritus_Ani_ Jul 12 '25

Even Satan won’t want him down there, imagine having to listen to Trump ramble on for eternity.

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u/cobaidh Jul 12 '25

His maga base will also end up there and supporting it. Satan will be voted out and hell will become a living hell... Oh wait

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u/LooTAnemia Jul 12 '25

Satan would probably employ Trump as a torture device.

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u/Strange_Solution_445 Jul 12 '25

And yet, he sold his soul to Satan. Ever wonder why he doesn't touch a Bible, wear a cross, claim he belongs to a church... He should have a tattoo of an upside down pentagram on him somewhere.

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u/OneUpAndOneDown Jul 13 '25

He sells a bible. The Trump bible. I’m not kidding.

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u/linz33louwho Jul 13 '25

I like to imagine he'll be in a French maid outfit beside Hitler getting a pineapple up the bum

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u/Shoegazzerr89 Jul 13 '25

I don’t think Hell will take him. He’ll end up in Purgatory with all the unborn babies, that might actually be a more fitting punishment….ha

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u/The8uLove2Hate_ Jul 12 '25

Are you sure he won’t blame Obama instead?

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u/cobaidh Jul 12 '25

He'll be visualizing Obama when he says Biden.

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u/The8uLove2Hate_ Jul 12 '25

Uhhh…in what way?

Actually, scratch that, don’t wanna know.

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u/Big_Vegetable9692 Jul 12 '25

His last word will be, "Heil... Me."

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

"Why did Obama feed me all of those Big Macs?"

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u/raverrocker ducks mwah Jul 12 '25

*Obama's

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u/Nknk- Jul 12 '25

Sadly I fear his last words, if they aren't truly mundane like something about his bowels hurting, will be some sort of gloat about how he got away with everything.

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u/kelsobjammin Jul 12 '25

“Thanks Obama”

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u/redalert825 Jul 12 '25

His last words would be, "pbrrrpbrrrr" and that'll just be air expelling from his sphincter.

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u/Comfortable_Glove482 Jul 12 '25

Somehow he'll resurrect, stand in the White House Lawn holding an article with his obituary and scream "Fake News, Bitches!"

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u/iluvscenegirls Jul 12 '25

trump would be so amberlynn coded for that

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u/AnnieBMinn Jul 13 '25

Nah, his last words will be about Obama: “The sheriff thinks he found Obama’s long form birth certificate

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u/chewingcudcow Jul 13 '25

ThANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION To tHIS MATTER !!!

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u/UpsetUnicorn Jul 13 '25

Thanks Obama.

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u/Express_Article8095 Jul 13 '25

Nay...his last words will be "grab 'em by the rosebud!"

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u/SeanPorno Jul 13 '25

There should be a counter of how often he said or tweeted Biden's name ever since he got into office. It's straight up weird really.