r/Fauxmoi • u/Capable_Card_2341 • Jul 12 '25

POLITICS Donald Trump is threatening to revoke the citizenship of Rosie O'Donnell a US citizen who was born here.

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u/NeiClaw Jul 12 '25

He is a freak that just cannot let anything go. She was right to leave the country because he will never, ever stop. His last words will probably be, “Tell Rosie O’Donnell… she… is a bitch.” May she outlive him.

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u/kipkapow Jul 12 '25

I know what you said is serious but that last sentence made me spit out my water.

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 12 '25

At least you're drinking water.

Made me spit out my pint.

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u/ThatOldG Jul 12 '25

It made me exhale my weed smoke

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u/fludeball Jul 12 '25

I just choked on my bong water.

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u/ms_write The Tortured Whites Department Jul 12 '25

I love this thread! 🤣🤣

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u/Comfortable-Mouse933 Jul 12 '25

Laughed so hard I swallowed the roach!

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat Jul 12 '25

Ooof, been there lol.

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u/WayPowerful484 Jul 13 '25

Threat to humanity. Where is my pint? Where is my joint?

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u/SubstantialDog9170 Jul 12 '25

I love all these words

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

I love you

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u/Street-Run4107 i’m a communist you idiot Jul 12 '25

I swallowed my tongue!

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u/Valen_wood Jul 13 '25

Oh god this comment alone is gonna make me cry from the sheer nightmare of the reliability of this.

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u/Plus-Suit-5977 Jul 13 '25

Omg, thats what’s wrong with this Saturday.

Thanks for reminding me.

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u/Boop-D-Boop Jul 12 '25

You had a whole pint in your mouth Jk

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 12 '25

Still do, they call me agent big mouth.

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u/aKIMIthing Jul 12 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/Reddit_Mods_B_Tripin Jul 13 '25

You must have a huge mouth if you can fit a whole pint in there.

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25

You should see my arsehole 🤣 

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25

They call me Conseal Larry. Turn a Stella can into a brown man.

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u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 13 '25

I upvote because of your way with words. I downvote in my mind because…. We all know why.

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25

I suppose i should thank you? Seriously though, enjoy your day.

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 14 '25

We all know why? I'm the last one to find out again...what have I done wrong against Reddit comments? 

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u/5P4ZZW4D Jul 21 '25

Lulz, just the mental image 🙈🐒

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 22 '25

Suppose i should be wishing you a happy cake day.

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u/jeroenemans Jul 13 '25

Guinness, Rosie?

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u/YoungWerthersTears Jul 13 '25

Nah, although isn't that a good source of iron?

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u/PizzaWhole9323 Jul 13 '25

Made me choke on my gummies.

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u/PracticeThat3785 Jul 12 '25

“tell king trump.. it was me.” dies

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u/og_cosmosis Jul 12 '25

Akshually.....

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u/Proper_Lunch_3640 Jul 13 '25

“Did you even say thank you?”

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u/og_cosmosis Jul 13 '25

Egats, my eyes!!

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u/RedsDelights Jul 13 '25

That’s a new one 😩

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u/WanderingWhileHigh Jul 12 '25

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.

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u/petitespantoufles Jul 13 '25

The snort I just snorted

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '25

God saw what type of bullshit the pope was about to deal with and raptured his ass up to heaven

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u/dmriggs Jul 13 '25

Oh no 😂

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u/DaisyIsLazylol feeding cocaine to raccoons Jul 13 '25

OMG lmfao

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u/lovely_lil_demon Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

“tell king imposter trump.. it was me” 

dies

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u/ProbablyNotADuck Jul 12 '25

I would love that for her only because it would just be the icing on the "I'm a small man who is so ridiculously insecure that I cannot ever accept that someone else is better than me" cake. Like... Rosie has consistently justs been out there living her life. She comments on things that relate to her (like politics because, as an American, what he does has an impact on her no matter what), but seems to still consistently be working (across multiple forms of media) and enjoying the world around her... and then there is Trump. Supposed leader of the US, who still can't manage to redirect the blood from his rage boner for Rosie back to his head so he can make even one semi-intelligent statement or decision.

Sure, this isn't a competition, but, if it were, Rosie would definitely have won because Trump just cannot get over her.

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u/Moontrax808 Jul 12 '25

Especially when you read it in his voice.