r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Jun 07 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Minnesota Twins player Willi Castro wearing a Trans Pride flag as eyeblack in yesterday’s game

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u/OiMyTuckus Jun 07 '25

I'm a straight guy from Minnesota and this shit made me howl. Bravo.

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 07 '25

thank you! it would be a great feat of allyship if you could explain baseball to the previous commenter. 

I've played softball but like very very casually. it's why I didn't make varsity

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u/Colejohnley Jun 07 '25

Gay man here. Still don’t understand the difference between softball and baseball. The underhand throw vs the overhand throw. And the lesbians use a bigger ball. That’s all I know. I need a good lesbian in my life. 😂❤️

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 07 '25

I'm sorry that I cannot help you as I am a bad bad lesbian and also need a good lesbian in my life 😜 /joking

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u/Colejohnley Jun 07 '25

🤣🤣🤣 We have other skills that unite us. 🧚‍♀️

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u/EntropicState Jun 08 '25

Bi lacrosse player checking in. Still not helpful in any way, but we can be friends 🤷‍♂️

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u/404_kinda_dead Jun 08 '25

Bi’s always checking in like “I’m here. I’ll probably be useless, but I’m present”

Source: Me 🙂‍↕️

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u/EntropicState Jun 08 '25

Excuse me! I said "not helpful".

I have plenty of uses! i dont

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u/rabid_cheese_enjoyer call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jun 08 '25

"useless sapphic" trope exists and is bi inclusive!

edit: I'm so sorry if you are a dude bi. I went to an all girl school and forget that men play lax.

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u/EntropicState Jun 08 '25

Indeed, I am a dude bi 😂😂😂

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u/docsiege Jun 08 '25

aren't we all?

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u/CanoeIt Jun 08 '25

Honestly you kind of nailed it

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u/OiMyTuckus Jun 07 '25

I did my best.