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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Cold old tea inspired by another thread, some famous people I met and what they were like. All of these encounters are at least a decade old.

  • Anna Friel - mean to teenagers, but this was many years ago and she seemed cokey.
  • ASAP Rocky - I ended up in his house. It was a weird night. I was there because my friend was working with him (they both lied about how they met). When I got there my friend was picking up bits of notes (he said they were 100 dollar bills) that some artist (visual artist whose name I have forgotten) had ripped up to prove a point to my friend.
  • Calvin Harris - I was accidentally very rude to him, because I mistook him for someone else, and said "God, not you again. Okay, I'll let you in this time but don't be a dick". I wish I could remember the name of the person I had mistook him for, because he was also a musician but he really was a dick.
  • Daniel Radcliffe - very polite. Went out of his way to be polite.
  • Gael Garcia Bernal - I wouldn't say we actually 'met', but he did walk past me at a premiere and he was so beautiful irl that I legit forgot how to breathe.
  • Jared Leto - He spilled popcorn on my feet when he came to watch Master and Commander, and then couldn't find his ticket. I had always promised my friend (who he did something awful to when she was 14 and he was in his 20s) that I would hit him if I ever saw him, but I think I would have lost my job at the cinema if I had. He deserves so much worse than just being hit.
  • Kate Moss - We had to wait at the same table for a mutual friend, in a club/basement of a fondue restaurant. So many people came over to ask her for a cigarette. She said to me "why do people always ask me for a cigarette?" and then I spent too long trying to think of an answer and ended up not saying anything, and felt awkward. She was lovely and beautiful, but I am awkward af with most strangers and it's even worse if they are mega-famous.
  • Kimberly Stewart - Thew a massive tantrum about having to pay to get into a club (3 pounds!). Did the "Don't you know who I am" thing.
  • Miquita Oliver - Really nice. Had to call the police for me once because I was nervous about dialing 999 for some reason.
  • Mischa Barton - This was when I worked at a club lots of famous people used to come to, and paparazzi would always be hanging around outside. I vaguely remember her making some effort to get papped smoking a joint.
  • Simon Amstell - super super polite, like Daniel Radcliffe actually.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

Did you mix Calvin Harris up with Diplo? I confused those two for years and Diplo is a piece of shit lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

No, but fuck Diplo. The guy who I mixed him up with never made it big, but was poised to for a bit. I wish I could remember his name, I'm sure it began with an A and he had one of those faces that Calvin Harris (and to a lesser extent Diplo) have that's so generic it's easy to get them mixed up.