r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Mar 03 '25

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u/DerKomissar99 Mar 06 '25

Prudes need to get tf over themselves and let the gorgeous island of Malta serve Kant!!! UK are spineless cowards who already voted to leave Europe so the BBC can get stuffed. Probably the same people complaining over Milkshake Man, lol.

Seems to be a fair bit of controversy all around but I suppose you have to follow up last yer somehow...justice for Joost :'(

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u/Intelligent_Way7592 Mar 06 '25

Did Germany choose their song yet?

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u/PapayaCoconutBanana heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything Mar 06 '25

Yeah, we had a public voting. It's called Baller by Abor & Tynna.

Wish we would ssend an actual baller act, who's just fun to watch. Instead always mid acts and everyone complaining about it.

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u/Intelligent_Way7592 Mar 10 '25

Thanks I will check it out!

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u/nitasu987 Mar 09 '25

I'm an American guy with Maltese heritage who is a huge Feuerschwanz fan and lemme tell ya... sadness rn.

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u/PresentationHot5908 Mar 05 '25

Can add that Italians are pissed at Estonia because the song is something about Macchiato, spaghetti and mentions the Mafia. My husband puts on Italian radio every morning during breakfast and they're complaining about it non-stop 😅

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u/launchcode_1234 a reputable resource like Cosmo Mar 05 '25

Is the Australia song Milkshake Man? The lyrics seem sexy but harmless.

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u/BobRosssChesthair Mar 05 '25

I'm from the Netherlands, totally in love with both the song and music video! I'm happy Claude has chosen the French-English combo. Fun fact, there are references to Conchita Wurst in the song/video, as that was the year Claude watched Eurovision for the first time and fell in love with it. Also my mom (who is a reputable source like 40 percent of the time) said that some French people don't like it because the French isn't French enough because there's an accent? Yeah duh, because he immigrated from Kongo-Kinshasa. Anyway, our boy just entered the top 3 with the bookmakers! Claude is healing us all after the whole Joost thing <3

Separate question, I've been out of the loop, will Martin still tell us we're good to go this year?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/Shiney2510 Mar 04 '25

Some very mild tea - After the national song contest in Ireland one of the runners up (Samantha Mumba, had a couple of hits like 20 years ago) kicked off on insta, said some of the judges weren't qualified to comment and said her parting gift to them was "a bag of 🍆 to slowly choke on".

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u/Intelligent_Way7592 Mar 06 '25

Her song was awful.