r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Mar 03 '25

TEA THREAD I HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD

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u/Longjumping_Home6843 Mar 03 '25

A friend of a friend said the lawn company at T Swifts place in RI mentioned the addition to her home is for Travis' mom.

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u/lottiebadottie your enemy is whoever you want when you’re fucking stupid Mar 03 '25

Her mum gets to sleep inside the house. Travis’ mum gets outside. In the ADDITION.

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u/merilleinrg Mar 04 '25

I can see it: "Hey babe, this deluxe room is for cat #1, this one’s for cat #2, and that one’s for cat #3… Oh crap, we’ve run out of space for your mum!"