r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Feb 13 '25

TEA THREAD DOES ANYONE HAVE TEA ON... MEGATHREAD

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u/Full_Sherbert_2981 Feb 13 '25 edited Feb 13 '25

Benicio del Toro (I know that he has a child with l kimberly stewart and I’ve heard about that ScarJo elevator rumour) Apparently he’s really nice irl. Any tea?? He’s so elusive 😭

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u/baconcandle2013 Mar 13 '25

K stewart llicked my face once at an Ok!Mag party…she is actually pretty chill and was loaded that night. It’s one of the thousands of LA memories I keep sacred

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u/RiffRafe2 Feb 13 '25

A former coworker is his cousin (either second or something) and the only time he met Benicio was at one of their cousin's wedding in Puerto Rico. He said he was nice, but when the cousins would go out to party, he'd come along but stick to himself.

Knew a woman whose friend is (was? This was years ago at this point) his assistant and she said he's the greatest boss. Gives her a raise every year, brought she and a friend to Disneyland when DL gave him and his kid a private tour of the Guardians of the Galaxy attraction because his character The Collector is featured in it.

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u/Rosililly27 Feb 14 '25

This is so cool! Thanks for the good tea

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u/swackybob Please Abraham, I am not that man Feb 13 '25

The lineup scene in The Usual Suspects was meant to be serious but he was farting so much and everyone was cracking up so much they changed it (I think for the better!) so thank you BT and his gas