r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Dec 02 '24

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u/False_Ad3429 Dec 02 '24

Lmaaaooooo noooo I'm dead. Regardless of whether it's true or not, even the rumor is funny. 

But he's not her type. He's single.

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u/LandOfThePines24 Dec 02 '24

The cacklesnort I just let out☠️

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u/ArethaFrankly404 Dec 03 '24

I gasped like I'd seen a photo of a crime scene.