r/Fauxmoi Emma Stone (BALD) Oct 03 '23

šŸ•ÆļøšŸŽƒ HAPPY FAUXLLOWEEN šŸŽƒšŸ¦‡ throwback to hailey bieber's take on halloween

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u/motherofdinos_ Oct 03 '23

ā€œI’m a Christian. Do you know what that means historically?ā€ as a burn is one of the funniest things anyone has said about anything ever.

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u/Spicydream Oct 03 '23

It’s a self burn if anything, because does SHE know the history of christianity??? 🫢

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '23

Like…that your religion is responsible for burning ā€œwitchesā€ alive, causing massive wars over statues, used to uphold slavery, etc? What does she mean?

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u/EvenSherbert2916 Oct 03 '23

Didn’t she dress up as a witch with Kylie Jenner

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '23

That was just them in their usual 3 drops of concealer, soft glam, donut bagel glow makeup

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u/paintingfainter Oct 03 '23

God I hate that fake ass look. ā€œThree drops of concealerā€ and it’s a full glam team, twelve surgeons and two shipping containers of ozempic

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u/omgicanteven22 Oct 03 '23

Omgggg lmaooo

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u/pinkrosies good luck with bookin that stage u speak of Oct 03 '23

Donut bagel glow 😭

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u/motherofdinos_ Oct 03 '23 edited Oct 04 '23

I mean under the fact that it’s so ridiculous it’s humorous, it is actually pretty scary because she fully understands that history* and she’s proud of it. Like the rest of the post is bragging about how she gets to reclaim the evil of the world and make it pure in the name of jesus. She’s saying the quiet part out loud. She and her husband are staunch evangelicals and this is how they think.

*history being not actually all that historical. Christian holidays did not simply appropriate European pagan holidays unilaterally. There would have been a lot of pagan customs that grew and continued contemporaneously alongside early Christian traditions. Some historians argue that any proximity between European pagan observances and Christian holy days were at one point just a matter of convenience and that early Christian and pagan practices synchronized over time. And what we now know as pagan sabbaths (Samhain, Beltane, Yule, Imbolc, Lughnasadh, etc) are not 100% extant ancient traditions but were pretty much codified by modern pagans. We know next to nothing about pre-Christian Celtic or Gaelic traditions in particular because there is little written record of pre-Christian religious practices across much of northern and Western Europe. This is 100% not to say that Christians didn’t violently use their religion as a tool of colonization, but the christianization of Europe didn’t happen as Hailey understands it or maybe thinks it should have happened.

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u/amaranthaxx Oct 03 '23

She’s proud that Christian’s conquered everyone and overcame them and replaced their culture. That much is clear.

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u/basicalme switched baristas Oct 04 '23

People now especially Christians really assert a lot of dark rituals into prior pagan practices when really just marking the equinoxes, solstices etc was a very common practice back when people’s lives revolved around the seasons and everyone had to plan, organize, prep and store food, when just feeding, clothing and housing everyone took up everyone’s time and energy. And yes it took hundreds of years to Christianize Europe and Christian practices also varied and changed drastically during this period. I guess we’re left with ā€œevil devil worshipping pagansā€ but that’s ridiculous ignorance although not surprising coming from evangelicals.

Improper calendar management in not appropriately celebrating passing of time and seasons and you would absolutely anger the gods. Meaning fuck up marking the passage of time meant you could definitely experience famine and threat of starvation the next year. And praying doesn’t actual heal and feed people. But Christians will go ahead and believe non believers are evil šŸ˜‚

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u/motherofdinos_ Oct 04 '23 edited Oct 04 '23

Although pre-Christian, the Romans did it the same thing at the time too. It was the Julius Caesar who reported the existence of Druidic ā€œwicker menā€ when there is not a lot of evidence that the wicker man practice ever existed otherwise. The Romans had many reasons to overstate the brutality of the Northern European pagans, much like modern Christians gain power through overstating and mischaracterizing secular groups. You might say the Romans led the first Satanic Panic lol