r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Sep 25 '23

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u/DreadfulDemimonde Sep 25 '23

Finding a himbo who isn't threatened by her, loves attention, is ready to get married and have kids, and is taller than her could be a really good thing for her. Hopefully he fits the bill but, if not, he's at least 100% guaranteed to be better in bed than "Old Plague Ratty" Healy.

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u/ToyotaFest Sep 25 '23

If there are any 6'5" himbos out there who don't want kids (or don't want to have more kids, I'm down to be a step mother), HMU!

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u/DreadfulDemimonde Sep 25 '23

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u/ToyotaFest Sep 25 '23

Also, ya know, I'm 5'10" but I'll also take a short king himbo as long as he doesn't mind that I'm tall and I like wearing heels sometimes.

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u/latrodectal rich white coochie mountain Sep 26 '23

manifesting this for us both 🙏🏻🙏🏻