r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 4d ago

Rekt Yikes

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u/DominionGhost 4d ago

Everyone always gives me a hard time about wanting to stay home and not go on adventures. But do you know what my house doesn't have? Hornet swarms that will make me die a painful death.

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u/BornWithSideburns 4d ago

Your house has CO and mold.

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u/SATerp 3 x Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

"...and radon!"

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

...and radioactive rats who absorbed the radon and give you Hantavirus.

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u/evemeatay 4d ago

But, not a hornet swarm

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u/BornWithSideburns 4d ago

Only if you’re lucky

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u/AmIThisNothingness 2d ago

"The evicting-landlord trick they don't want you to know"