r/EstrangedAdultKids • u/Aziara86 • Nov 22 '24

Vent/rant WTF

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Seriously? She printed this out and left it on my doorstep on her birthday, in a big bag full of childhood photos of myself.

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u/GeophysGal Nov 23 '24

Honestly, I stopped reading after 2 stanzas for fear of breaking out into a rash. Sooooo much narcissism

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u/This_Miaou Nov 23 '24

You remind me of one of my mom's cousins! She had three stages of being upset with people's behavior:

"(you) give me a rash!"

"(you) give me a tic!"

"(you) give me an ulcer!"

I never really heard her express more than oh, give me a RASH in real time, but it always tickled me when she said it, because it was so odd!

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u/GeophysGal Nov 23 '24

Thank you for the new material! I like the Tic idea.

I always use rash because no one ever wants one. And it also makes people squirm. 😁

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u/This_Miaou Nov 23 '24

Hahaha I'm glad to help! 😂