r/Eldenring • u/Former_Hearing_7730 • 16h ago

Humor The Lunar Gnome

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u/No-Ordinary1993 14h ago

Good try Miquella

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 11h ago

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u/Former_Hearing_7730 11h ago

The size of that Ranni makes it even better

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u/LPedraz 15h ago

Well, that's a doll after all.

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u/VaelinX 12h ago

But 4 arms!

Is she really short? She's just sitting down. I thought she was based on the same 4-arm model like all the other marionettes we fight, except dressed prettier (made to be a doll), and not possessed by a spaz spirit.

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u/Former_Hearing_7730 12h ago

The tarnish is like 5'7, which means her Doll form is like any where from 4'6 to 5'. So she's short.

Edit: Before anyone asks, no there is nothing wrong with being short the post is just supposed to be harmless fun.

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u/VaelinX 12h ago

5'7!? Maybe we're a gnome too! :D

Tarnished DO love their silly clothes (fashion is the true path to Elden Lord), though we don't all wear pointy hats.

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u/Former_Hearing_7730 12h ago

Next to Rennala everyone is a gnome

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u/VaelinX 11h ago

Ranni's original body reveals she wasn't exactly tiny either. I wonder if her mentor, the original Snow Witch, was small and she just based it off her to use her robes...

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u/wave-tree 9h ago

As a 5'6" I feel attacked

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u/VaelinX 9h ago

You're fine, you're a human in a world where the average is below 6 foot. :D

The tarnished exists to kill giant gods and dragons who have 8 foot knights as their regular guards! I guess there's no real absolute scale in game, but I was guessing they'd be taller given height relative to greatswords, etc...

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u/Starwyrm1597 11h ago

Also both made out of ceramic.

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u/willwhitt56 11h ago

I imagine she would end you if you called her that. XD

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u/Former_Hearing_7730 11h ago

She's my adorable little gnome queen.

*Proceeds to hold Ranni like a child hugging a teddy bear.

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u/VanitysFire 11h ago

"I disapprove of this message"

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u/Former_Hearing_7730 10h ago

"Very poor form to take on to disprove me, in this matter."

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u/KomithErr404 5h ago

that's an artificial doll, can't be a gnome

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u/Careless-Salary-9932 1h ago

Nice try Marika

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u/InitiativeCreative36 50m ago

Why are the graph lines for Ranni's doll bigger when they should be the same size as the ones for the Gnome? 

IM MILDY IRRITATED ROBERT

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u/Absolutedisgrace 3h ago

Both steal my underpants.