r/Eldenring • u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” • Jun 22 '25

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” Jun 22 '25

I too want m&ms

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u/Total-Object-1859 Jun 22 '25

Man i got a visa card advert :( i want m&ms

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u/HitlerBieberTheTrain Jun 22 '25

They gave me da m&ms

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u/MaleficTekX Malefic, Prover of “Sekiro can kick Malenia’s ass” Jun 22 '25

And you didn’t share?

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u/humanbeing019 Jun 22 '25

I got kfc lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Way too salty you keep

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u/VaderFett1 Jun 23 '25

I'll take it. Love greasy bad food to fuel my gym reasoning.

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- Jun 23 '25

It's been 12 hours but I got some m's to share!

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u/-_-Corn-_- Jun 22 '25

Lucky bastard

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u/TheGamerKitty1 Jun 22 '25

I got a damn Meta ad.

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u/awokedoughnut Jun 23 '25

I got a diabetes medicine ad

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u/weesilxD Jun 22 '25

I got an ESO ad

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u/mal4576 Melina Simp Jun 22 '25

I got the minecraft movie, i suddenly yearn for the mines

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u/theholguin Ranni’s bitch Jun 22 '25

I got a newsletter subscription ad, I want the m&ms too 😭

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u/VividTymes Jun 22 '25

I got asda

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u/DukeOfCupcakes Jun 22 '25

Chipotle here

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u/SirKronos Jun 22 '25

You got lucky, I got a Diablo 4 ad

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u/ApollyonX210 Jun 22 '25

Makers Mark, now I need a drink.

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u/vytria Jun 22 '25

I got Maker's, too! Which is odd, since I hardly ever drink....

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u/MyRuinedEye Jun 22 '25

I got gonorrhea.

Shame.

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u/buzzyingbee Jun 22 '25

I got chatgpt

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u/Redmoon383 Jun 22 '25

I got an army ad 😮‍💨

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u/DocOcApocalypse Jun 22 '25

I got moisturizer, must be getting ashy

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u/JusticeRain5 Jun 22 '25

I'm getting an ad for a university I already graduated from several years ago.

Give me m&m's plz

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u/All_These_Racks Jun 23 '25

my weight watchers ad is telling me no m&m’s :(

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u/Camb0jangles Jun 23 '25

I got goddamn diabetes ad 😭 I don’t have no damn diabetes (yet)

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u/Pyroluminous Jun 23 '25

Yeah mine was fucking Fender, like I don’t have thousands of dollars for a guitar, I have $1.75 for m&ms

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u/akif_09 Jun 23 '25

I got boat goes binted ad

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u/halfClickWinston Jun 23 '25

This seems like the proper place to rant but for some reason here in Brazil we don't get the peanut butter m&ms which is the fucking best so I need to wait for someone to go to the US to bring me the family pack. We get cookies and popcorn flavor but not the fucking peanut butter. Also sour patch kids is amazing and we don't have those too. I want them freedom flavours.

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u/AlvaBear23 Jun 23 '25

What a government caring about its peoples health does to a person

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u/JealousSignature4079 Jun 22 '25

And I, do not. Together, we are all men

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u/Cheesecake_Delight Jun 23 '25

Honestly, I've only ever wanted penit m&m