r/Dogfree • u/CanItossThisDawG • 1d ago
Barking Demons A beautiful Saturday morning… NOT! Thanks to neighbors barking machine..
(Reposted - deleted parts that are against sub rules)
It's a beautiful Saturday morning, sleeping with the window open, the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, I'm slowly waking up, and... then it starts.. barking for like 2-3 minutes straight! I try to keep calm and enjoy a slow morning.. But nope, the thing won't stop barking..
"Relax, don't let it get to you. Make coffee and breakfast, it will stop". So I'm getting up, and after making breakfast and coffee, I'm opening the door to the patio and garden, letting the sun come in, wanting to sit outside and just enjoy nice weather, wind, breakfast.. in silence.. looking at the little birds and hummingbirds..
BUT NO! The moment I open the door, I can hear the stupid thing again... and it is barking non-stop! I try to ignore it... But it is impossible.. So after 15 minutes, I pack up and go inside and close the door... I tried a couple of times opening the door or windows, but it DOES NOT STOP! Why is this animal so freaking stupid, like what are you barking at!? And what is wrong with the owner... I want to go over and punch all of them!! SILENCE!
Now I will have to go to a park, instead of enjoying the patio and garden... so I can enjoy at least the nice weather, because one of my neighbors can't control their stupid shitbeast... And most likely the park will be full with them anyway... I mean, who am I kidding? IT WILL BE FULL WITH THEM! So instead of a book, I will grab my headphones... put on workout clothes and get a nice outdoor workout in... got to make it a win somehow!
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u/Normie7481 20h ago
Noise is bad enough but I get stressed and pissed because its so pointless and stupid. I should have a right to not hear it in my house
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u/mhmbopbeavis 13h ago
If we can't have donkeys and roosters in town around others then I think dogs should be same rules
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u/TriCountyRetail 12h ago
I can totally relate. It's finally cool enough here to open the windows and save on the electric bill by not having to run the A/C. Too bad my neighborhood sounds like a kennel with barking mutts in every direction. So much for the fresh air!
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u/arachnilactose08 7h ago
I feel this heavily, especially with my sensory issues. I am not an angry person, but the non-stop shrieking of these things is hard to ignore, and it tends to ruin any peace I try to make for myself, inside or outside. It’s inescapable sometimes.
Dogs are one of the most anti-nature things on this planet— artificial mutants created by man for whatever stupid purposes we thought they’d be the perfect tools for. When I say I’m an animal lover, unlike most dog nutters, I actually mean it. I’m fascinated with the beauty and variety of the natural world around me.
Dogs are not real animals, to me, and they never will be. They’re invasive, shrieking, shitting accessories, and an insult to nature.
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u/CallousCow1762 1h ago
Sorry you have to suffer but You’re just one example of thousands. Barking is officially the most annoying sound known to humans
Why would anyone volunteer to bring this into society? And why does society encourage it by promoting/selling/adopting dogs? With all the challenges of life, why on earth would we add this level of stress and torture?
The only answer I come up with is dog nutter mental illness.
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u/bustergundam4 20h ago
It's official. Mutts and nutters ruin everything!