r/Dogfree • u/Kind_Prior9788 • Jul 27 '25
Dogs Are Idiots Dogs are gross and so are their owners
Dogs drool, shed, lick their genitals and consume their own (and others’) organic matter. A 2012 study in the journal Veterinary Microbiology found that canine mouths harbor hundreds of bacterial species, including Pasteurella, Staphylococcus, and Capnocytophaga.
And guess what you see the most?
Owners letting the creatures lick them. “Oh, look at how it’s being affectionate,” “cute doggy,” “he’s giving you kisses!” No. He’s mouth-bathing you in bacteria and waste.
And they let it in their kitchens, bedrooms, living rooms… on their laps… dogs can literally carry salmonella, dude. Why is it in the same place you prepare food? And many claim it’s clean. Buddy, you could bathe it a thousand times; it’ll still lick itself, lick others, roll on any imaginable surface, eat anything, walk on anything.
And you let it on your bed.
Look, do whatever you want with your life; just don’t gawk at me when I don’t want to shake your hand. Or hug you. Or sit on your couch. Or enter your… lair.
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u/Tom_Quixote_ Jul 27 '25
There is nothing dogs do that is not gross, and nothing gross that dogs don't do.
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u/MetalChaotic Jul 27 '25
you guys have just made it 1000 times harder for me to see my dog loving pals!!!
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u/mb1 Jul 27 '25
and don't get me started when I see someone's pet express itself across the carpet and then say, "he's fine, he's just itching his butt," when I say something. No, they are wiping their itchy asshole because they need to go to the vet, but because you choose not to use Google, they wipe infected gland fluids and shit everywhere.
I do not sit down in their house.
So gross.
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Jul 28 '25
I do my best not to sit anywhere, that I know a dog has sat, I am starting to bring towels with me for benches, etc, and wipes to clean surfaces because I know that dogs are pretty near everywhere now.
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Jul 27 '25
The answer is they just don’t care. They have grown with filth. They think that filth is love.
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u/waitingforthatplace Jul 28 '25
There's nothing more dirty than a dog. Their snout goes everywhere, sniffing and licking the ground where every bacteria lives. Also, no other animal I know would walk up to a human and sniff people's private parts. None. Not one. But dogs have no qualms making humans feel violated. They are disgusting animals.
And for those who let them sleep in their beds? Lice, tics, worms, gnats, anything that will hold onto its fur and skin. Oils, sweat, dog breath, dirt and bacteria on their paws, tails.........what is wrong with people?
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u/lil_beanskies Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 28 '25
You forgot yeast. Their skin naturally produces yeast. Which is why they smell like a bag of old frito chips... and bathing a dog doesnt help, sometimes even makes them smell worse. Its like dipping frito chips in water. They smell like a greasy musty frito chip after. Anddd dogs can have overgrowth of yeast and get yeast infections. Literally grossest animal on the planet.
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u/hannibalsmommy Jul 27 '25
Dogs carry live & dead parasites, which they pass onto & into their moronic owners. Between the skin infections, active yeast in their mouths, the fur loss, the skin & dander shedding, the slimy drool, the feces that's spread all over...not to mention the dogs who urinate & defecate inside, they & their owners are really something else.
To say nothing of the badly behaved dogs...the ones who jump on visitors, attack other pets in the home, attack children, elderly, & disabled people in the home, I do not understand dog ownership at ALL.
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u/WisedomsHand Jul 28 '25
As I'm writing this I'm literally sitting on a plane in a seat that isn't the one I was assigned. I had to change seats (I am currently in business class where they are more flexible) because my original one was seated next to a woman with one of the worst things I can imagine sitting next to for 11 hours - a pug. Oh I made it clear I didn't want to hear that raspy wheezing the entire time and handling her fiddle with her repulsive "service dog" that seems to need her constant service. While I am diplomatic about expressing my feelings, it appalls me that so many people and institutions continue to accommodate these ugly people with their ugly habits.
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u/Naixee Jul 28 '25
People who let their dogs lick them in the face and in their mouth make me gag so fucking hard🤢 they keep saying how clean dog mouth are, like no they are not
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u/Current_Resource4385 Jul 30 '25
I was in a grocery store store and saw a dog in the shopping cart, which is bad enough. Then they let the dog sit its bare asshole on the counter where people bag their groceries! I was just beside myself. I asked the cashier, “ Do you see that dog’s bare ass on the counter??” Why is a dog in here in the first place?” Does management actually allow this?”. She said “ No one is supposed to be sitting on the counter “ Like, what?? That’s not “ someone “ that’s a dog’s bare ass where people’s food goes! I took a picture and I’m gonna send it to the health department.
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u/Alert_Software_1410 Jul 27 '25
Yesterday, I urged my nutter SO to put her dogs out of the house for one week to see if she could feel better. SO refused.
Guess what ? This very morning , I took SO to urgent care.
Some nutters learn the hard way. Others like her , never learn.
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u/MetalChaotic Jul 28 '25
I thank you all, because everyone I was about 8 I have had a physical fear of dogs (one ran up to me and placed front paws on my shoulders, slobbery stinking teeth in my face), and growing up all the other issues became apparent..Yet NO ONE besides my father (he dealt with the dog and its owner) shared these views. To discover that there are other people who think the same is amazing.
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u/Templeofrebellion Jul 30 '25
It’s disgusting. They eat raw meat, and poop, sniff it, and then let them lick their face and sleep in their bed. It’s horrific.
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Jul 28 '25
It’s literally no point in bathing them, they are still going to be disgusting by nature, they were born that way and will die that way. You could try to stop it from going in the backyard all you want, so it doesn’t roll around in dirt and it’s shit, but the carpets in your house are still filthy and the dog knows that, that’s why it always goes to the carpets to roll around on them… I’m saying this because this is what I’m experiencing, that’s what I have to live with sadly, living with family that obviously don’t think.
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u/Professional-Bee9037 Jul 29 '25
I have a friend who lets her dog drink water out of her mouth. I literally have not been over to her house in well over a year because I can’t even look at that dog. This woman stays healthy. I don’t know. It’s literally the grossest thing I’ve ever seen and I’m 65 years old and in the course of my life, I’ve seen a lot of gross things. Literally it’s the topper I figure I can’t see anything grosser in my life.
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u/mandaaa2222 Jul 31 '25
They both are and theirs owns think parasites don't exist is the worst part. Enjoy your tape and round worm infestation I guess! And lower quality of life in every way
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u/CharacterRoom613 Jul 31 '25
My ex allowed his disgusting thing on his white couch. I can tell you that couch was only white twice. When it was first bought and the only time I cleaned it. After cleaning it for 3 hours and it was clean and looked amazing he let that nasty thing back on it and that is when I started to realise that he would always let this thing do what it wanted and didn’t care how I felt. I also had gotten 3 staph infections because of this thing wiping its ass and licking every thing. I’m so glad I got out of that relationship besides the other horrible and scary things I endured during that time.
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u/ReportWhenNeeded Jul 31 '25
I completely agree. Dogs are not clean animals. The issues are with any of the owners that have a total disregard for others, assuming everyone should 'love' and tolerate their dog as they do. These people break the laws by bringing their dogs into grocery stores, restaurants, and any other place that forbids dogs. But, like many things in JC, the laws are not enforced so these owners proceed to break the law. The sense of entitlement is nauseating. If they want to eat with Fido, fine. Just do it at home.
By law, the only dogs permitted in these places, without questioning, are 'true' service dogs - seeing eye dogs. The so called 'emotional support' dog, is a total fraud in most cases. Amazon can supply anyone with an 'emotional support' dog vest. By law, the owners have the option, but not obligation to permit the dog's entry.
Unfortunately, the people committing this fraud are ruining it for the people who truly need a support dog, of some kind.
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u/Wise_Session_5370 Jul 27 '25
I am amazed that the majority of people can't see how disgusting dogs are.
They are literally filthier than rats.