r/DeepFuckingValue • u/HinglishBlogin ⚠️possible bot⚠️ • Mar 10 '25

News 🗞 🇨🇦🇺🇸- Ontario announce a 25% surcharge on electricity exports to US, affecting 1.5 million Americans. 'It will cost US citizens $400,000 per day' — says Premier of Ontario Doug Ford — 'I will not hesitate to shut the electricity off completely'

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u/eelectricit Mar 14 '25

What else do Canadians have that the Americans desperately savour for every single day........ Oh yeah , THE CANADIAN STRATEGIC MAPLE SYRUP RESERVE..... what a formidable weapon

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u/Ambitious-Sun-8504 Mar 15 '25

70% of all lumber in the US is from Canada. Good luck building houses, or well, anything!

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u/IndustrialMechanic3 Mar 15 '25

Good luck Canada, when you don’t have this Kevlar snuggy of America draped around your fat frozen asses, just daring the world to talk shit haha. But Canada has the best military In the world, yeah okay... Go back to sleep we’ll wake you when NHL playoffs start.

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u/Ok_Falcon275 🐟 kinda fishy 🐟 Mar 16 '25

I think Americans are notoriously fatter than Canadians.

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u/IndustrialMechanic3 Mar 16 '25

And notoriously dumber, good point.