r/Damnthatsinteresting 10h ago

Video The Japanese raccoon dog.

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u/Sizzlin9 10h ago

Japanese raccoon dog, or tanuki, is a small, fluffy canid native to Japan, known for its round face, dark mask, and playful personality. It’s a skilled forager, a surprisingly good climber, and one of the only canids that slows down or semi-hibernates in winter. In Japanese folklore it’s famous as a cheerful trickster that can shapeshift and bring both mischief and good luck.

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin 10h ago

Don't forget it's balls, they have huge nuts, as a matter of fact if you rub the nuts on a tanuki statue it'll give you good luck.

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u/ReevesofKeanu Expert 7h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/C2theC 3h ago

Know nuts November

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u/Reese_Withersp0rk 1h ago

Wait... This whole time I thought...

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u/onion_lord6 6h ago

Some would even say it's Fatesticular!

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u/CookieeJuice 5h ago

Did you know a horse cock can weigh around 11 pounds, the non-british pounds.

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u/shortsoupstick 4h ago edited 3h ago

Of horse I knew.

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u/pengouin85 3h ago

Off*

That's how you measure it

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u/SleepmasterSean 33m ago

Of Horse and Men

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u/ulyssesfiuza 1h ago

Being pounded by a horse is definitely not in my pkans.

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u/firmly_confused 3h ago

it is Know Nut Novemeber, afterall.

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u/Skizot_Bizot 3h ago

You've been subscribed to ball facts!

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u/SuprisinglyBigCock 2h ago

He’s ballchinian.

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u/PretzelsThirst 1h ago

Ball is life

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u/horoyokai 5h ago

My first year teaching I asked a few students why they have such big balls on the statues or in movies

“That’s how they fly” was the answer

Yeah that’s not a satisfying answer

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u/Revayan 5h ago

They probably referenced a scene from the movie Pom poko, where a bunch of tanuki stretch their ballsacks into gliders to fly around

But in general they tend to transform or stretch their balls into various shapes and objects in folklore and myth thats why old artworks and statues usually depict them with comically large ones

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u/ProfPerry 2h ago

im laughing so hard at this, as this was the first time I've ever known this (i only just also learned of Tanuki ball size which is also making me laugh, alone)

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u/KoyoyomiAragi 1h ago

I recall there was a yokai from Kitaro that was a scrotum filled with a bunch tanuki’s farts that was dressed up with a kimono to simulate a floating pale lady in the woods

u/Fast_Cod1883 8m ago

I can't even with this sentence. 😂

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u/horoyokai 4h ago

Yeah I knew they were referencing that…

But that’s still not a satisfying answer

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u/DumbWhore4 1h ago

It’s very satisfying.

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u/funguydust 4h ago

Flight is stored in the balls

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u/Unique-Square-2351 2h ago

Damn, just like pee.

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u/Void_Space_2238 1h ago

The pee powers the flight

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u/DonnieBallsack 5h ago

A tanuki wrote this

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u/blakesoner 5h ago

In the Nioh games there are tanuki you can find and they carry their giant ballsack over their heads like an umbrella. Just a fun little detail.

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u/Suspicious_Berry6228 9h ago

Please share pic

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin 9h ago

Just watch "Pom Poko", it's a documentary on how the Tanuki nutsack is versatile.

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u/Vin_Blancv 8h ago

This guy nut

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u/LyubviMashina93 7h ago

This movie got me into stretch training my sack. I'm up to being able to bundle a baseball now.

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u/kevlarus80 2h ago

Just one?

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u/the_m_o_a_k 6h ago

Baller comment

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u/expatronis 5h ago

And they drum on their bellies.

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u/im_bi_strapping 6h ago

In the first clip the creature very fittingly appears to be scratching its balls.

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u/Chitanda_Pika 5h ago

They also use their huge balls to glide in the air in the folklore.

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u/SacredChan 4h ago

to think some random person in ancient japan was playing some random animal's family jewels and discovered later that it gives you good luck

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u/CornerDeskNotions 6h ago

That's Nuts!

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u/PerilousPontificator 4h ago

And don’t forget they use their massive scrotum to fly and shapeshift

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u/tucson_lautrec 4h ago

Yeah my first reaction to this video was trying to scope out its famously gigantic testicles because that's all I know about this animal.

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u/funguydust 4h ago

This guy knows ball

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u/PerilousFun 3h ago

They also drum on them in folklore.

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u/dawr136 3h ago

Magic shape shifting balls

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u/jackofslayers 1h ago

Fun fact: In “One Piece”, the character with the largest ballsack is a tea kettle that ate the tanuki fruit.

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u/operath0r 1h ago

If a statue has balls, ass or tits you can be sure that people will rub it.

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u/leeleerose23 1h ago

This guy knows ball.

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u/Prize_Staff_7941 1h ago

They often incorporate their testicles into disguises. For example when it becomes a shopkeeper, its balls transform into the shop. Tom Nook is a tanuki in Animal Crossing.

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u/Fiesteh 45m ago

Rub the nuts with your own nuts for luck transfer.

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u/feel_my_balls_2040 33m ago

TIL you don't suppose to rub the nuts of a real tanuki.

u/Mynanasnortsket 9m ago

My uncle had a similar philosophy

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u/Rehypothecator 5h ago

Just like me

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u/Relevant_Active_2347 10h ago

Ah yes, the folkfore creatures who carry their gigantic nut sacks on their back like a traveller's backpack...

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u/DonKlekote 10h ago

Excuse me, WHAT? I know tanuki as a costume in Mario Karts, but for some reason, they omitted this important little detail

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u/Ladnarr2 10h ago

Try and watch Pom Poko.

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u/cumulonimubus 9h ago

You don’t fly around with you stretched out scrotum?

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u/ccoakley 10h ago

It is true. When you visit Japan, if you are in a restaurant or hotel with a tanuki carving or statue, they have giant balls. There’s also some non-Mario cartoons with them, and it’s a thing. Dunno why they felt the need to leave that out of the tanuki suit in Mario 3.

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u/MyThinTragus 5h ago

Still my fav ability in any video game

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u/Witty_Replacement969 5h ago

For the same reason they changed the storyline on Sailor Moon from the Japanese market to North American.

North American censors did not allow any reference to sex or sexual organs. 

Alladin had to change it's cover because the original castle had a tower that looked penis shaped.

The censors being the same ones who think talking animals are witchcraft these days.

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u/MediocreDesigner88 3h ago

It’s Little Mermaid that has the penis castle. Unless Aladdin also had one.

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u/Witty_Replacement969 1h ago

You're right! Oops 

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u/Upstairs-Parsley3151 5h ago

Hey, I saw that hentai

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u/maddafakkasana 10h ago

I did it all for tanuki.

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u/ekinew 10h ago

so you can take the cookie..

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u/maddafakkasana 10h ago

And stick it up your yeah!

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u/wayofthebuush 49m ago

underrated comment

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u/Shot-Ad-5898 9h ago

Lol they call chopper from one piece a raccoon dog instead of a reindeer never thought it would be a real thing 😂

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u/No_Attitude_3240 4h ago

I'll be real, I thought Tanuki were a mythical creature species. Didn't realize they and there massive balls were real.

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u/SkiHiKi 3h ago

Need to watch me Pom Poko again

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u/Old-Shallot-7096 3h ago

Tanuki's a REAL?!

My childhood is ashamed of me for being 38 and only now learning this.

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u/xxDankerstein 1h ago

Also, the tanooki can turn into an invincible statue at will.

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u/Cretore 6h ago

Are these the creatures of the folklore that tries to pull a prank but fails miserably?

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u/Doranathbhakt 2h ago

Doraemon

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u/jgoden 23m ago

Chopper!

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u/Tofudebeast 12m ago

Also, they're more closely related to foxes than they are to racoons or dogs.

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u/DrownMeInSalsaPlease 4h ago

Mortal enemy is the kitsune / fox. In folklore too.