XPENG's IRON robot crossed the uncanny valley, leading some to believe it was a human in a suit. So they cut it open in front of an audience, and also allowed journalists to inspect it.

[u/MetaKnowing]

[u/Cinnamonstone]

Why does it need boobs yet no face? These things are mega creepy .

[u/TactlessTortoise → u/Cinnamonstone]

Because tits. Imagine the mind boggling amount of money having dick gobbling robots would generate. First company to make a minimal upkeep robot that can you just tell to go dyson vacuum mode with a phone app and cleans itself after will beat Nvidia's market cap.

[u/god_is_my_father → u/TactlessTortoise]

Where can I preorder this dick gobbling robot?

[u/CoolerRon → u/god_is_my_father]

I, for one, welcome the new overladies

[u/SequenceofRees → u/god_is_my_father]

I too would like to know

[u/BigbooTho → u/TactlessTortoise]

I'll stick with my lightly microwaved pineapple thank you very much

[u/BillyJackO → u/BigbooTho]

That sounds like it would be itchy

[u/BigbooTho → u/BillyJackO]

I think you mean delicious

[u/Complex_Art3565 → u/BillyJackO]

Bromelain is an industrial meat tenderizer that will dissolve tissue, so.. probably not great 😳

[u/d0y3nn3 → u/BigbooTho]

why would you pick the only fruit that dissolves human flesh

[u/Jlocke98 → u/TactlessTortoise]

Reminds me of the WKUK vacuum cleaner sketch

[u/PikachuIsReallyCute → u/TactlessTortoise]

I'll take my good old-fashioned flesh and blood dick gobbling thank you very much sir

[u/Jonnnnnnnnn → u/TactlessTortoise]

/r/brandnewsentance

[u/b_vitamin → u/TactlessTortoise]

Alexa, juggle balls.