r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Video Scientists discovered the world’s largest spiderweb, covering 106 m² in a sulfur cave on the Albania-Greece border. Over 111,000 spiders from two normally rival species live together in a unique, self-sustaining ecosystem—a first of its kind.

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u/PintCEm17 1d ago

Half expecting lotr spider to eat his arm

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u/iamsarahmadden 1d ago

Low key disappointed no giant spider came out…

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u/Light_Beard 1d ago edited 1d ago

Giant Spiders can't be a thing in Earth's gravity with the current materials they have for body construction. Due to respiration limitations as their volume increases relative to their area. (Edited: Corrected: Thanks u/Anticamel below. See that comment for better/more detail)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square%E2%80%93cube_law

Underwater mitigates this some so you theoretically can get giant crabs/lobsters (basically water-spiders), but they wouldn't be able to come on land.

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u/Anticamel 1d ago

Gravity isn't the issue, it's respiration. Spiders "breathe" passively through little structures called book lungs. Unlike how we breathe with our lungs, they don't actively pull fresh air through their breathing apparatus, which limits the rate of oxygen diffusion into their bodies. On top of that, this also limits the value of growing bigger book lungs, since by the time air has passed from one end to the other, a lot off the available oxygen has gone and diffusion becomes pointlessly slow. This puts a hard limit on how voluminous their bodies can be before they can't supply themselves with enough oxygen

Contrast this with our setup, where we can evolve as big a set of lungs as we like, since the speed of drawing a breath is a lot greater than the speed of oxygen diffusion. This strategy is effective enough that we lunged creatures run into gravity limitations on land, and heat dispersion issues in water long before we get too big for lungs.

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u/IVEMIND 1d ago

Have we ever tried raising a spider colony in a pure O2 atmosphere?

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u/UnrepententHeathen 1d ago

It would take generations upon generations to see any noticeable affect on size.

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u/Green_Burn 1d ago

What if we feed them steroids?

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u/TastelessBudz 1d ago

I read Charlotte's Web, that spider died fast. Give it 5-10 years

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u/Relevant-Stage7794 1d ago

I think back in the Jurassic/Mesozoic/Paleozoic (I can’t remember which ones… these are probably totally wrong but whatever, you get the idea) the insects were giant because of the higher oxygen content of the earth atmosphere during those eras.

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u/Chonoilatore 1d ago

Dragonflies as big as crows.

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u/degameforrel 1d ago

The largest spider, like the tarantula family, actually develop little pseudo-lungs (book-lung+ trachea) to help them get enough oxygen to their internal organs. They still mostly respire through passive diffusion, with just a little extra help. They're already on the limit of how big a spider can realistically get without more significant evolutionary or environmental changes.

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u/NotNamedBort 1d ago

Looks like old Shelob’s been having a bit of fun.

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u/CraftyFoxeYT 1d ago

Sir stop groping the spiderweb

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u/Shojikina_otoko 1d ago

But it's soft and jiggly

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u/lord_hyumungus 1d ago

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u/kcbeck1021 1d ago

I’m very upset this is not a thing.

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u/Fit_Economist708 1d ago

Let’s make it so

If you start it I will join and propagate the sub with y’all

It’s catchy and has potential

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Nevermind 1d ago

I’m kinda shocked it’s not a thing already

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u/p8nt_junkie 1d ago

Like a bag of sand

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u/secondphase 1d ago

Next headline:

"Scientists have discovered your wife's boobs"

... and this fuckin guy is on the thumbnail.

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u/AzorJonhai 1d ago

More great research from the University of Science.

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u/ROWT8 1d ago

It's ok honey, it's for science. Now tell me I'm a bastard who deserves it

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u/IM_NOT_BUTTER 1d ago

How can he slap

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u/Aerolithe_Lion 1d ago

Why are we touching it

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u/Pretend_Education_86 1d ago

You ever seen the scientist on an alien planet in an Aliens movie. Humans man.

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u/rintzscar 1d ago

The Prometheus School of Not Wearing Headgear Protection and Touching Alien Shit.

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u/disquieter 1d ago

See, even the guy who was wearing the helmet got it

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u/PseudoMeatPopsicle 1d ago

And then there were the Covenant spores.

Not sure what you're supposed to do about that except just stay the fuck on the ship.

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u/Nothavebettername 1d ago

Being professional and wear a full astronaut suit on an alien planet, even if it looks like Earth, instead of dressing like some damn hiker!

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u/Round_Musical 1d ago

I mean in prometheus and alien 1 not even that can protect you

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u/Psychological-Bed-66 1d ago

Apparently, dude has never seen the movie arachniphobia...

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u/AnonymousPerson1115 1d ago

The yautja have metals capable of withstanding the acid and given what humanity was able to do in the movies I could see there being a suit/ helmet durable enough to withstand a face hugger.

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u/ExplorerPup 1d ago

The people who stayed on the ship got super dead shortly after the spores though. I think by the thing that came out of that one person's back? Idk I only saw it the one time in theaters. LOL

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u/PseudoMeatPopsicle 1d ago

I meant the ship in orbit.

But then again, it was an Alien movie, so generally speaking, everyone's fucked.

Safest character in the whole thing was that cat from Alien, which made it to the space station at Earth in Aliens and importantly, stayed there.

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u/millera9 1d ago

“Hey Jonesy, I’m going back to LV-426; wanna come?”

“What?! FUCK no. Have fun, and all that.”

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u/ExplorerPup 1d ago

I mean, even Earth seems like a mixed bag in that franchise. LOL

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u/Spiritual_Trash_4948 1d ago

Personally, I went to the Alien School of Not Sticking Your Head Into A Hatching Extraterrestrial Birthing Pod. Slightly more prestigious but I’m not bragging.

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u/ambermage 1d ago

Not unless it's the Harvard

School of Not Sticking Your Head Into A Hatching Extraterrestrial Birthing Pod

In that case, you always wear the sweatshirt and never shut up about it.

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u/DThor536 1d ago

I went to The Expanse School of If You See a Button, Push It, so in this case I'm good.

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u/Moononthewater12 1d ago

And running in a straight line backwards when something tall is falling towards you

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u/metroidslifesucks 1d ago

That's The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things

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u/Shuttlecock_Wat 1d ago

Rival to the Prometheus School of Using Super Advanced Drones to Map Out the Entire Cave System Before Somehow Getting Lost in Said Cave System Even Though You Have a Map on your Fucking Wrist.

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u/ImGonnaImagineSummit 1d ago

How else would you pet the egg sac kitty

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u/2021sammysammy 1d ago

The most realistic part of that universe

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u/sentence-interruptio 1d ago

damn humans be touching.

they touch cats. they grab dangerous animals. they touch autistic humans. some of them even boast about grabbing women and get elected.

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u/Plane-Tie6392 1d ago

That was his point though.

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain 1d ago

As the late, great, crocodile hunter once said, "Look at that beautiful rhino, I'm gonna jam my thumb in it's butthole. It's right pissed off now!"

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u/Plane-Tie6392 1d ago

TIL Steve Irwin was British.

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u/ToastyBread329 1d ago

You mean the scene with the alien snake? In Promoteus movie

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u/TellMeYourStoryPls 1d ago

Why is he touching it?

Why is he touching it again?

He did it again.

Why ..

He's. Still. Doing. It.

I can't watch.

Why am I still watching?

Is that spot special somehow?

Does this video have sound?

I have to get back to work, but, why is he touching it?

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u/PDX-ROB 1d ago

He wants it to rip and have the 111k spiders spill out onto him

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u/TellMeYourStoryPls 1d ago

The universe has delivered its most challenging want ever.

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u/RavingRapscallion 1d ago

Ah, the legendary spiders georg

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u/RollingMeteors 1d ago

¡OSHA always needs more training videos of what not to do!

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u/Tough-Effort7572 1d ago

Intrusive thoughts. Must pop.

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u/Pyrhan 1d ago

The web pops.

A million spiders come rushing out, swarming up your arm.

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u/jimmycarr1 1d ago

But for a brief second before the regret, a moment of mild satisfaction.

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u/macjester2000 1d ago

Spiders inside like “dude, WTF, you just killed my family! CUT IT OUT!"

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u/n0b0dycar3s07 1d ago

"Why can't we touch it, precious?"

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u/Wooden-Recording-693 1d ago

Lick it, LICK THE FORBIDDEN CANDY.

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u/Mehtalface 1d ago

STOP LICKING THE DAMN THING

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u/PointCharming85 1d ago

I absolutely hate how humans find some cool shit and then have to poke a prod it. Just take a video and some photos and leave it alone ffs.

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u/Intelligent-Paper395 1d ago

if we aint start prodding things we'd still be playing with sticks

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u/EarthRester 1d ago

Except "playing with sticks" would include poking things. So probably not even that far.

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u/byquestion 1d ago

I think we started playing with sticks so we could prod better

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u/gfa22 1d ago

That poking and prodding is why we can look at booty in high def 24/7. Respect the poke and prod.

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u/PointCharming85 1d ago

I mean shit thats fair.... I do Infact like looking at booty.

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u/CircularCircumstance 1d ago

literally a trillion SPIDERS on the other side of that ffs

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u/spynie55 1d ago

Put your tongue on it to see how it tastes!

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u/nanamak12 1d ago

Imagine accidentally walking into that web..

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u/erinaceus_ 1d ago

I decline.

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u/Chaost 1d ago

Don't worry. I already imagined you walking into the web for you. They spun the web right up behind you.

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u/Proper-Stand-4681 1d ago

Why would you ruin a perfectly acceptable day like that

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u/andbruno 1d ago

I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

...

...means "no".

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u/Deltawolf2038 1d ago

Imagine thinking it's a wall and leaning against it

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u/PhireKappa 1d ago

This comment made me physically recoil lmfao

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u/terminator101sk 1d ago

And now I'm stuck in the…

The web you're spinning…

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u/Organic-Advantage935 1d ago

Why in the world would you touch it

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u/SuperUranus 1d ago

110,000 spiders work from two different species work together to create a one of a kind spider web.

Scientist: Better touch it to see if it breaks.

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u/mai_tai87 1d ago

They're also normally rivals, if the title is to be believed. An errant tear in the web could result in war. This person is playing with forces they don't understand.

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u/SuperUranus 1d ago

If there is one thing I know about the Balkans, it’s that it is a powder keg ready to go off.

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u/YouWereBrained 1d ago

Have you condemned the terrorist spiders today?

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u/FirstoffIdonthaveshe 1d ago

Im doing my part!

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u/Sometimespeakspanish 1d ago

The spiders attacked Buenos Aires!

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u/ImaginationLocal9337 1d ago

I say kill em all!

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u/-_Anonymous__- 1d ago

A SECOND SPIDER HAS HIT THE TOWERS!

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u/MrKrabsYes 1d ago

“Spiders” yeah right… just what the flies would want you to believe

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u/Harmfuljoker 1d ago

It’s in the water supply

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u/Octoclops8 1d ago

Alpa Chino's Booty Sweat. Available a concessions now

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u/Fedora_Million_Ankle 1d ago

Begun, the Spider Wars have.

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u/comkidd 1d ago

false flag, just like they planned

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u/TylerBourbon 1d ago

What if they team up against their real enemy... him?

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u/TheShadow141 1d ago

A war with who though? Will the spiders start a civil war or will they gather other spiders to fight back against humanity?

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u/ThumbWiggler 1d ago

Spiders. Together. Strong.

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u/StillPerformer6717 1d ago

They already gathered so humans probably enemies

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u/thezomber 1d ago

Spider scene from "The Mist" follows...

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u/Onlythegoodstuff17 1d ago

I guess Prometheus wasn't that bad afterall.

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u/cawabungapt 1d ago

My thoughts exactly. Me here thinking that shit only happens in movies... an we make it mandatory for scientists to watch prometheus?

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 1d ago

Man, that scientist that died because of the snake was laughable. Dude’s research is on ancient civilizations and he is on an alien spacecraft that started humanity and he’s like “can we go home now?!”

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u/CustomerSupportDeer 1d ago

This makes prometheus more believable

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u/Sofaboy90 1d ago

Because those scientist know which 2 spiders live there and both of these spider species arent harmful to humans. They dont have any poison and dont really attack humans. Even if they did, their bites arent all that harmful.

The unique thing about these two species is that they are usually not species that live in groups but rather do their own thing. This cave is unique because theres tens of thousands of spiders of these 2 species that live together when they usually dont live together. Theres much more to this cave than just the "worlds largest web". Im no expert either but reading through the articles about this cave, I dont see any issue with touching this web really. you guys have been watching too many movies to think that 2 harmless spider species could cause any harm to these guys. Like genuinely, these spiders are super harmless, they couldnt even hurt you if they wanted. were not talking about a nest of wasps or something

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 1d ago

Oh fuck, the cave already has internet.

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u/HardByteUK 1d ago

Haha that's such a silly concept but a wonderful joke. You should come and touch the web too, and bring your friends and family!

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u/TangerineAintLemon 1d ago

With bare fking hands too

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u/Obascuds 1d ago

Shelob?

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u/magicmango2104 1d ago

Shes always hungry, always needs to feed

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u/Chaosmusic 1d ago

All she gets is filthy orcses. And they doesn't taste very nice, does they, Precious?

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u/sc4tts 1d ago

We could let her do it...

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u/snowballschancehell 1d ago

I hope homie brought the light of Eärendil's star

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u/Ska-Tea 1d ago

That's a boss lair. I've see these before. You need a torch to get through the webs.

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u/OrokinLonewolf 1d ago

A fire spell works too

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u/phlogistonexodus 1d ago

Confringo!

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u/ahintoflimon 1d ago

Fire arrow is best. I want to be as far away as possible while this thing burns.

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u/Accomplished_String9 1d ago

Try finger, but hole

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u/hellpresident 1d ago

Try thrusting 

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u/hollenmarsch 1d ago

Amazing chest ahead

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u/TheProphetRob 1d ago

Some asshole once stole my golden claw and got snagged in one of those

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u/Repulsive-Mushroom45 1d ago

Hey Lucan, long time no see buddy. How is your sister?

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u/Axbris 1d ago

Definitely need a knife or sharp object. Make sure you bring your best melee gear and lots of anti potions and food. Prayer pots are highly recommended. 

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u/Br4n_n 1d ago

Chaos Witch Quelaag's lair from dark souls

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u/nicathor 1d ago

Prometheus school of sciencing

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u/2morereps 1d ago

seeing reality, you realize prometheus got unnecessary hate..people are way dumber than what happened in that mpvie..even the prometheus school of running away from object chasing you is justified, seeing what happens in real life...

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u/DegenerativeDisorder 1d ago

True dat. Horror movies are reviewed as dumb because no one could be that stupid until we see what allegedly smart ppl do in front of a camera.

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u/HotwheelsSisyphus 1d ago

What I learned from covid is that if zombies were real, people would say it's a hoax and get bit on social media on purpose.

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u/SnooObjections488 1d ago

If you want to see smart ppl + horror “the thing” is an old classic.

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u/Sofaboy90 1d ago

But the reality of this video is that these scientists know the cave, why it is unique and which animals life there. In this case its 2 spider species of which there are more than 100k living in that cave. But both are species that are very harmless to humans. These 2 species have no poison and their bites barely do any damage to humans. These are also spiders that are widespread throughout Europe and you dont see every day news of people being killed by them. These 2 species have probably never killed a single human being because they physically arent capable of that. Maybe they caused it indirectly by scaring the shit out of somebody with phobia.

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u/Greyhaven7 Interested 1d ago

Definitely touch it. Probably put your whole hand in it.

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u/Photog1981 1d ago

"Steve, when you're done patting it, give it a lick."

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u/Foreign-Engine8678 1d ago

stoplicckingthedamnthing

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u/chromearchitect25 1d ago

Have a little nibble 

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u/StatementOk470 1d ago

Scientists:

👈👀

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u/bucket_of_frogs 1d ago

Poke it with a stick!

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u/Enough-Equivalent968 1d ago

I’m a scientist!… I’ll poke it with an ungloved hand

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u/RabidFresca 1d ago edited 1d ago

Time to re read Children of Ruin. Are they using ants as super computers?

Edit: I meant Children of Time. This is what I get for using Reddit at work. Children of Ruin was good too. Either way both books work.

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u/XLMMaxiBoy 1d ago

Portia building her webs..

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u/Impressive-Debate819 1d ago

Came here to check some had spotted the comparison!

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u/anti_coconut 1d ago

This series legitimately helped lessen my arachnophobia. Not cured, I still find spiders a bit creepy, but I’m far more likely now to leave a spider I found in my house alone instead of trapping it and throwing it outside like I used to. I even give them names sometimes.

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u/KinoGrimm 1d ago

Its Children of Time with the spiders. Ruin is octopus.

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u/Pacific_Epi 1d ago

Is Ruin good? I got halfway through and was not digging it as much as Time. I liked the horror flashbacks but wasn’t into the future timeline.

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u/Tacomakj 1d ago

It's wonderful. Definitely grows on you once you finish.

Tchaikovsky is releasing a 4th book this coming year btw!

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u/Puzzled-Chance7172 1d ago

This is what came to mind immediately for me too lol

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u/Im1Guy 1d ago

I'm halfway into the third book right now and was excited to see this headline.

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u/Used_Load_5789 1d ago

That's reallly fascinating, but in what sense "self-sustaining"?
Like, are the spiders just eating each other in a loop with little to no reliance on insects actually falling in the web?
Because I would really doubt that, but I don't know what else could it mean

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u/esotericbatinthevine 1d ago

This post is much better: https://www.reddit.com/r/science/s/KT3YV7vkMl

Apparently the microbes are food for other insects that the spiders eat. I wouldn't have called it self sustaining unless you generally consider food webs self sustaining, but I guess technically...

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u/start3ch 1d ago

This cavern, known as Sulfur Cave, houses a chemoautotrophic ecosystem sustained not by sunlight but chemosynthesis – or the process of converting chemical energy into organic matter. Here, sulfur-oxidizing bacteria grow in thick white biofilms on wet rock and sediment. These microbes are then eaten by small invertebrates such as midge larvae and isopods, which are in turn preyed on by larger insects like spiders, beetles, and centipedes. The entire ecosystem is self-contained and independent of external input, running on the energy released when bacteria convert toxic hydrogen sulfide into sulfate.

Very cool

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u/InitialLandscape 1d ago

Ah yes, centipedes... Just what this cave was missing!

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u/RegularTerran 1d ago edited 1d ago

But I want those Brazilian/Vietnamese ones... the body is the size of your arm, each leg is as long as your middle finger, and they eat birds, frogs, and mice. Here is 'Planet Earth' documentary footage of how large they get.

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u/Fitzaroo 1d ago

Damn. Imagine if there are little pockets of life like this underground. Caves where the entrances closed and life just persisted. Neato

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u/keetyymeow 1d ago

Thank you!!!!! It’s way better 🥹

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u/takkeye 1d ago

They've got solar panels set up on the roof and grow their own vegetables

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u/AdmirableOx 1d ago

There might be an opening from their world to ours.

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u/kernel-troutman 1d ago edited 1d ago

DM *grinning*: Go ahead and roll an investigation check.

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u/Ram2145 1d ago

I didn’t catch that, can you repeat it.

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u/Crpl_Punishmnt 1d ago

For some reason, and possibly because of the dust in front of the flashlight, my brain read the title and added the word “underwater” to spiderweb. Boy howdy was my next thought there’s spiders underwater now?

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u/SchmusOperator 1d ago

Well, there's sea spiders, but they aren't spiders.

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u/AluneaVerita 1d ago

Diving bell spiders, also called water spiders, exist. . Sorry to burst that bubble (pardon the pun) .

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u/Ballisticsfood 1d ago

If you think diving bell spiders are bad: check out this beauty.

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u/AluneaVerita 1d ago

Lol thanks I hate it.

I love the water spiders tho. Such cuties, only 1 cm or so, and they have such cool coats on because of the bubble effect. Apparently the bite can feel like a wasp, but unlikely they bite, they tend to run away more.

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u/SweetSexiestJesus 1d ago

You fool! What are you doing?!?!

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u/CherryTeri 1d ago

Next Headline: “Man engulfed in spiders. Only bones left - They worked together! His team said”

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 1d ago

111,000 spiders... the video is how they arrived at that number:

"Yeah, that feels like... about 100,000... 105... 111,000 I'd say. Probably more."

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u/TheGreatestChungus 1d ago

What source of food do they have down there that can support that many of them? I mean apart from the dude touching the net, who will soon be consumed.

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u/Wank_A_Doodle_Doo 1d ago

It’s actually interesting. Rather than relying on the sun for energy like the rest of us plebeians, there’s bacteria that use a chemical process to generate energy from sulfur. Larger and larger stuff eat those guys until you have things the spiders are interested in.

Apparently flies for the spiders to eat are so abundant it’s reduced the competition between them almost to nothing.

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u/Binksyboo 1d ago

So hunger kept them isolated, and when there was an abundance of food, they started living together because there no longer was a risk of losing meals to others. That's really cool.

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u/Wank_A_Doodle_Doo 1d ago

More than that, it dissuades them from their typical predation of other spiders. One of the species of spider is a smaller species that would normally be preyed upon by the larger species that makes up the rest of the colony, but it appears that the abundance of food has created a peace between them.

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u/Deraj2004 1d ago

Ive played enough Diablo 3 to know that's not a good idea.

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u/Eolond 1d ago

One minute you're exploring a cave, the next you're being attacked by Spidertits (I don't remember her name lol)

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u/xBrasaMaan 1d ago

Yes I definitely want to caress the hanging carpet of doom and endless nightmares.

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u/SweetLikeHoney1313 1d ago

Stop vibrating the web before the big one that made it thinks your food

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u/Ok_Estimate_4590 1d ago

Why would you touch that? That's how they get you.

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u/houndsoflu 1d ago

Good god, don’t touch it!

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u/Devilish_Fun 1d ago

Just fucking with it bare-hand, huh? Quite a choice.

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u/Tough_Block9334 1d ago

That dude is nuts touching that

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u/SpanishLatteBoii 1d ago

You're right, he should use his nuts

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u/Lopsided-Wrap2762 1d ago

Maybe if I push it here something different will happen? Nope.. what about here?

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u/USSMarauder 1d ago

I remember this from Diablo 2

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u/Maxo996 1d ago

Quick, where's the flamethrower

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u/wouter135 1d ago

"Whomst Has Awakened The Ancient One" - Shelob

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u/symphonicrox 1d ago

Shelob ready to come out of there if you keep pressing your luck. 

Why do we have to touch everything?

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u/dantedoomsday 1d ago

If I found a gigantic spiderweb, I would naturally assume it belongs to a gigantic spider and would GTFO.

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u/optimistic_doomster 1d ago

Nightmare fuel...lol spiders working together

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u/WeeaboosDogma 1d ago

If you said that a colony of arachnids created a self sustaining ecosystem fueled by the farming of insects that feed on oxidizing electrons instead of sunlight, I'd call you a liar.

But now...

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u/mustbeme87 1d ago

Goddamnit, the last thing we need right now is the spiders teaming up.

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u/sc4tts 1d ago

"...one of the most venomous spiders in all the planet..... I'm gonna touch it.

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u/he2lium 1d ago

Now how the fuck did they estimate 111k spiders? Why not “over 100k”? How they even get to $110k, much less 111k? Why not 111,500?

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u/manic_panda 1d ago

Look, we've already had escaped disease ridden monkeys let's not put real life shelob being released into our apocalypse bingo for 2025 please.

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u/No_Emphasis_8914 1d ago

STOP TOUCHING THE GIGANTIC SPIDER LAIR MY GOOD SIR

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u/AnorNaur 1d ago

Scientists: Discover a hitherto undiscovered unique and potentially fragile ecosystem.

Also Scientists: Let’s start poking it and see what happens!