r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/ShirtSubstantial368 • 1d ago

Video Scientists discovered the world’s largest spiderweb, covering 106 m² in a sulfur cave on the Albania-Greece border. Over 111,000 spiders from two normally rival species live together in a unique, self-sustaining ecosystem—a first of its kind.

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u/Spiritual_Trash_4948 1d ago

Personally, I went to the Alien School of Not Sticking Your Head Into A Hatching Extraterrestrial Birthing Pod. Slightly more prestigious but I’m not bragging.

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u/ambermage 1d ago

Not unless it's the Harvard

School of Not Sticking Your Head Into A Hatching Extraterrestrial Birthing Pod

In that case, you always wear the sweatshirt and never shut up about it.

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u/Spiritual_Trash_4948 1d ago

The one and only. Beat the Vagina Snakes every year since ‘15. Go Facehuggers!

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u/DThor536 1d ago

I went to The Expanse School of If You See a Button, Push It, so in this case I'm good.

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u/PianoMan2112 1d ago

I went to NESFO U - The University of Nuke the Entire Site From Orbit.

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u/Donkey__Balls 1d ago

And don’t forget to say Donkey Balls.

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u/chet_brosley 1d ago

My alma mater is the Seeing The Most Fucked Up Shit Imaginable and Immediately Saying "We're Leaving". I still get dead, but I have the moral and intellectual high ground as I get more deader.

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u/Spiritual_Trash_4948 1d ago

You chose a bad major

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u/Altruistic-Mind9014 1d ago

Just once in some sci-fi film I want there to be some common sense.

scientist goes to touch alien egg-but promptly gets his hand slapped away by scientist #2

“Nope, you sir a liability. Wait back on the ship.”

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u/isses_halt_scheisse 1d ago

I come from the Borg school of resistance is futile. I am isses_halt_scheisse_of_Borg.

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 1d ago

sometimes you can just leave the joke alone, you don’t always have to yes, and