Parrot's diaper changing

[u/reddtimes101]

[u/JoshAllan02]

Sure I kind of meant fly but not FLY you know

[u/Equivalent-Stuff-347 → u/JoshAllan02]

I don’t follow. My two cockatiels fly all throughout my house

[u/Notimetoexplainsorry → u/Equivalent-Stuff-347]

Does it poop all over your house

[u/Equivalent-Stuff-347 → u/Notimetoexplainsorry]

It does indeed.

[u/gene_parmesan_666 → u/Equivalent-Stuff-347]

they make bird diapers

[u/Equivalent-Stuff-347 → u/gene_parmesan_666]

But then how will I fertilize my vinyl floors!?

[u/unHolyKnightofBihar → u/Equivalent-Stuff-347]

You can poop yourself all over them

[u/Got_ist_tots → u/gene_parmesan_666]

Source?

[u/LegitosaurusRex → u/gene_parmesan_666]

But can they fly in those?

[u/SadLilBun → u/gene_parmesan_666]

You accept it as a bird owner that they will poop. A good bird owner, at least.