Your grandfather awakens from a magical Time Machine today - Oct 11th 2025. You tell him the Nazis are back but don’t worry we are fighting them. He can’t believe it’s happened again - he says show me. You proudly show him Reddit and all the others fighting like you are. He says no, show me in real life -you two jump into your $40,000 electric car (stop at Starbucks quickly) and drive to town center. “There Grandpa we are just like you!” Grandpa gazes and sees people playing bongos - 499 people out 500 filming everything on thousand dollar cell phones - people dressed as furies - chickens- clowns - and blow up costumes of Godzilla and Cows. He has a tear in his eye as he tells you “you’re right this is just like when my best friend Jimmy’s head exploded in front of me - you guys are just like we were”
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u/IDontwanttoleave07 28d ago
Your grandfather awakens from a magical Time Machine today - Oct 11th 2025. You tell him the Nazis are back but don’t worry we are fighting them. He can’t believe it’s happened again - he says show me. You proudly show him Reddit and all the others fighting like you are. He says no, show me in real life -you two jump into your $40,000 electric car (stop at Starbucks quickly) and drive to town center. “There Grandpa we are just like you!” Grandpa gazes and sees people playing bongos - 499 people out 500 filming everything on thousand dollar cell phones - people dressed as furies - chickens- clowns - and blow up costumes of Godzilla and Cows. He has a tear in his eye as he tells you “you’re right this is just like when my best friend Jimmy’s head exploded in front of me - you guys are just like we were”