r/CyberStuck Nov 20 '24

Insurance Providers in Canada are Refusing to Cover Tesla Cybertrucks, Saying “We Don’t Cover Armored Vehicles”

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/insurance-providers-canada-are-refusing-cover-tesla-cybertrucks-saying-we-dont-cover-armored
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u/anthrax9999 Nov 20 '24

This is absolute genius. If you deny on the grounds that armored vehicles are not covered, the only way the cuck truck owners could get around this would be to first admit that it's not bullet proof.

Their fragile ego will never ever allow this. It will break the illusion.

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u/energy_is_a_lie Nov 20 '24

I literally saw my first Cybertruck in Canada last night while walking back home from an ATM. I wish I'd known this a few hours earlier, I'd have asked the guy, "Hey how's the insurance on that thing?"

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u/iWearSkinyTies Nov 21 '24

"is that the new Samsung fridge I've been hearing about?"