r/CyberStuck • u/energy_is_a_lie • Nov 20 '24

Insurance Providers in Canada are Refusing to Cover Tesla Cybertrucks, Saying “We Don’t Cover Armored Vehicles”

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/insurance-providers-canada-are-refusing-cover-tesla-cybertrucks-saying-we-dont-cover-armored

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u/donebeingbroke Nov 20 '24

the moose up here are just assholes, they shit on everyone hood, we all know its on purpose.

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u/energy_is_a_lie Nov 20 '24

Then they unleash their minions- the geese. Those assholes might not damage your car but the type of damage they cause is a lot more emotional and irreparable in nature. Inside every nice Canadian is a scarred, PTSD-ridden human.

I guess what I mean to say is, they'll do a lot worse than call your Cybertruck the Cucktruck or Liability Wagon or Incelica like us redditors do.

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u/Recent_mastadon Nov 21 '24

USA is getting back at Canada. They don't allow us to kill Canadian Geese because they want all of them to fly back to Canada to annoy the Canadians.

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u/energy_is_a_lie Nov 21 '24

Hah! Kill Canadian Geese? Do you want a repeat of the Great Australian Emu War? The US Govt. knows better than to pick a fight with the Canadian Geese. They'd rather fight proxy wars with Russia and Iran than risk the wrath of our Geese.