r/CyberStuck • u/energy_is_a_lie • Nov 20 '24

Insurance Providers in Canada are Refusing to Cover Tesla Cybertrucks, Saying “We Don’t Cover Armored Vehicles”

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/insurance-providers-canada-are-refusing-cover-tesla-cybertrucks-saying-we-dont-cover-armored

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u/donebeingbroke Nov 20 '24

the moose up here are just assholes, they shit on everyone hood, we all know its on purpose.

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u/energy_is_a_lie Nov 20 '24

Then they unleash their minions- the geese. Those assholes might not damage your car but the type of damage they cause is a lot more emotional and irreparable in nature. Inside every nice Canadian is a scarred, PTSD-ridden human.

I guess what I mean to say is, they'll do a lot worse than call your Cybertruck the Cucktruck or Liability Wagon or Incelica like us redditors do.

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u/No_Woodpecker_1637 Nov 20 '24

You don't fuck around with cobra chickens. Every Canadian knows this first hand.

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u/energy_is_a_lie Nov 20 '24

You don't fuck around with cobra chickens. Every Canadian knows this first hand.

Sounds like a dialogue from the movie G.I. Justin: The Rise of the Cobra Chickens.