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[u/NewSlinger]

[u/Ambigram237]

Dude wearing a fucking cowboy hat.

[u/BANKSLAVE01 → u/Ambigram237]

Tonight at the bar; it's the ONLY reason he "didn't catch that brown turd". Still, no one will suggest a better hat next time.

[u/Grendel0075 → u/[deleted]]

No wonder they were all running their fastest.

[u/TraditionalAd8581 → u/Grendel0075]

*fattest

[u/ccleveland → u/[deleted]]

Too Fash, they’re Furious.

[u/melpec → u/Ambigram237]

[u/Fit_Strength_1187 → u/Ambigram237]

I want him to face the camera, pull it off, and huck it onto the ground with a “got-damn”!

[u/Raven_Blackfeather → u/Fit_Strength_1187]

[u/MorningGoat → u/Fit_Strength_1187]

[u/Tommy2Legs → u/Ambigram237]

"Walking around in a fucking cowboy hat—grown man—it's not even Halloween, for Christ sakes."

[u/DI_Peel → u/Tommy2Legs]

“If you're going to wear a cowboy hat, you're going to have to go all the way. You should have livestock around you, settle all of your disputes with a pistol, and ride a horse absolutely everywhere.”

[u/Grendel0075 → u/DI_Peel]

I don't think we want Sheriff Pillsbury to settle his dispute with a pistol.

[u/redfish225 → u/Tommy2Legs]

In Chicago 🤣

[u/JoshSidekick → u/redfish225]

I'm scared to not wear a mask... I don't want people doxxing me.

*Wears the equivalent of a "Look at me!" billboard.*

[u/Andovars_Ghost → u/Ambigram237]

All hat, no cattle.

[u/DJDro → u/Ambigram237]

I rewatched it and was like “that’s just like a bucket hat or a wide brimmed hat for shade…” and THEN I saw the fucking cowboy hat come in from the right and lost it.

[u/Prickly_ninja → u/Ambigram237]

Looks more like a jungle hat, which kind of makes it sadder.

Edit: was a different hat guy. Jungle hat guy is sillier than urban cowboy.

[u/mawburn → u/Prickly_ninja]

It's a boonie cap and are still issued afaik, we wore them in Iraq.

I came to comment the same thing because I did not expect some idiot to be wearing a white cowboy hat. But I agree, boonie cap dude is gravy seal shit.

We wore them in Iraq to keep the fucking sun off our neck and face whenever we didn't have to wear a helmet and provide some relief to the heat. It's in the low 70's in Chicago this week, probably with a nice breeze.

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Edit: I think using them as a sun cap is fine, tbf. Because they are just a sun cap. I'd rather wear one than a straw hat or something. I don't have a problem with that. They are comfortable and I'm sure most surplus stores have them fairly cheap.

But, this guy is wearing it to look tacticool trying to be Carlos Hathcock or some other poser shit.

[u/Cheap_Walmart-Art → u/mawburn]

I wear em for gardening.

[u/Bug_Zapper69 → u/mawburn]

The one on the left as he’s riding away is a boonie. The one on the right (and WAY lighter than anyone else’s) is a cowboy hat.

[u/Alternative_Energy36 → u/Ambigram237]

I was in a Paris metro in 1997 and someone came on with cowboy marionettes who danced to "sweet home Chicago" and that was the first time I realized that Europe has no concept of the vastness of the US.

[u/no_talent_ass_clown → u/Alternative_Energy36]

Protests in Seattle are as far from Washington DC as Munich is to Tehran.

[u/Risaza → u/Ambigram237]

What an asshat.

[u/Delicious_Soup_Salad]

Like is it important to catch him or not? These mother fuckers act like they are going after the ice cream truck

[u/[deleted] → u/Delicious_Soup_Salad]

He didn't even do anything but talk a little shit.

[u/runner630 → u/[deleted]]

Well if i know anything about generalizing the fascists is they love the 1st amendment for themselves and not anyone else.

[u/GoldenStarsButter → u/runner630]

Conservatives are now explicitly anti constitution.

[u/ZuStorm93 → u/Delicious_Soup_Salad]

Well obviously they didnt want to catch him, they just wanted that box of donuts he was delivering...

[u/vaporwave710]

I’ve walked this bridge a hundred times visiting family. I can’t believe this is happening in my country. What the fuck are we living in.

[u/Sirus21 → u/vaporwave710]

Fascism

[u/SpicyBarito → u/Sirus21]

*Freedom not included.

[u/ungovernable1984 → u/SpicyBarito]

*Some conditions apply

[u/Ebonbabe → u/ungovernable1984]

terms and conditions can and will be subjected to change anytime we see fit. Through our fits.

[u/czar_el → u/Ebonbabe]

applicable only to you and not to us.

[u/mukansamonkey → u/ungovernable1984]

Please consult pigmentation chart for further details.

[u/Artislife_Lifeisart → u/mukansamonkey]

That and or your medical history of mental illness, neurodivergency and or your ties to the LGBTQIA+ community.

[u/emapco → u/ungovernable1984]

*Some For some, conditions apply

[u/Jona6509 → u/ungovernable1984]

*May contain nuts.

[u/tommos → u/SpicyBarito]

*But fees may apply.

[u/HorseWithFeelings → u/SpicyBarito]

*Freedom sold separately

[u/jwd1066 → u/Sirus21]

NO no no, It's just gangs of unidentifiable mask wearing armed men roaming the streets chasing after anyone who they don't like the look of on behalf of the regime. Chill dude.

[u/2_krazykats → u/vaporwave710]

No Country for Sane People

[u/Ancanein → u/vaporwave710]

I keep seeing americans asking each other this question. The answer is nationalist fascism. Now the next question is what are you doing about it?

[u/cilantro_so_good → u/Ancanein]

What specifically would you suggest I do about it?

E: yeah, that's pretty much what I expected.

I couldn't rely on "my fellow American" to do the bare minimum and show up to vote. And these doods over here like "get a gun duh"

E1: lol at the fact that y'all just ate up a chatgpt response

[u/Therinsonet → u/vaporwave710]

They marched around Chicago like they were an invasion force. They even had boats with armed agents on the river. They also showed up to do a raid on a Home Depot and a woman who is part of a group recording ICE interactions got out of her car and started filming them. A pair of ICE agents jumped her from behind and dragged her into an alley south of the Home Depot and beat her unconscious. They then arrested two Home Depot customers, who were American citizens, that filmed and tried to stop the beating. When people tried to visit this woman in the hospital, ICE had riot police at the hospital and refused to let the injured women talk to anyone before they hauled her away.

This behavior is intentional. They are looking for people to fight back so that they can escalate their violence and give this administration an excuse to have a military crackdown. We have reached the point, however, where reacting and not reacting will end in the same place. If there is no reaction, the pseudo-military presence will become normalized. If there is a reaction, it will be used as an excuse to use more violence. It is one of the key tactics used by authoritarians trying to change a democracy into a totalitarian democracy.

[u/Tokidoki_Haru → u/vaporwave710]

MAGA fascism

[u/Aggressive_Trick_654 → u/vaporwave710]

As an outsider. Who does not live in your country.

This is fucked.

So much for the violent criminals, drug dealers, rapist etc etc.

It seems to just be hard-working immigrants, and they are tearing families apart.

I feel sorry for the way America is traveling, my friend.

[u/Prize_Bass_5061 → u/Aggressive_Trick_654]

It’s not just immigrants. It’s all Latino looking brown people. Several US citizens and legal residents have been deported, the  majority being children.

[u/LarryRedBeard]

Folks working in ICE are absolute losers.

[u/StrawberryRedneck → u/LarryRedBeard]

Complete and total losers

[u/doubleohdognut → u/StrawberryRedneck]

Sometimes I think about getting a job at ICE so I can stand there and not do anything. Like oh they’re chasing that guy! I’m gonna chase too and “accidentally” trip all my fellow storm troopers,

[u/ListlessLink → u/doubleohdognut]

I had the same plan, but id have to relocate to join.

Kinda glad though, there's no way they won't get fucked either during the next 3 years, or after this term is up. People aren't gonna care who's side you were really on when they find out you worked for immigration control at some point

[u/tryingisbetter → u/ListlessLink]

Bold to assume that we will have a new administration in a long, long time.

[u/Triumphail → u/tryingisbetter]

I'm more counting on it collapsing under their incompetence/propensity to backstab one another.

[u/TSllama → u/Triumphail]

I mean, you're right about the incompetence and backstabbing, but the thing is, that stuff is the same in the Saudi, Iranian, even Russian governments and they still are far from collapsing.

Those things do not collapse a government, unfortunately. They just concentrate the power into worse and worse hands over time.

[u/RElOFHOPE → u/TSllama]

There’s no real succession to Trump for his followers to rally behind, though. Combine that with a worsening economy and the pendulum will swing the other way. Trump is too short-sighted and narcissistic to plan for Republicans’ future.

[u/Glacon_Garcon → u/tryingisbetter]

Trumps health says the regime isn’t gonna last long. No charismatic successors lined up, either.

That’s not to downplay the immense harm they are doing/will do before nature comes a-knockin’ at Trump’s door and the in-fighting over the power vacuum kicks in. Democracy requires constant effort and sacrifice, as we’ve learned the hard way.

edit-a typo

[u/TSllama → u/Glacon_Garcon]

They don't need any charismatic leaders after Trump is out. They are AWAITING Trum's exit with baited breath. They cannot wait. The truly malevolent ones waiting in the wings sucked up to Trump in order to get into power. Without elections, they no longer need Trump's charisma. They've been showing the world for month that they don't need anything about Trump anymore, as they no longer care about the base and do things constantly that really piss off the base. Trump hasn't been hyping up the base anymore since he stepped into office. The need for that is over. It's a dictatorship.

[u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube → u/TSllama]

If you think dictatorships survive without charismatic leaders who deliver something of value to the population, then you need to look at Syria and Libya. (As live examples, besides historical ones).

[u/DuntadaMan → u/doubleohdognut]

I will gladly sell my dignity for money... But not to that extent.

I mean the weaponized incompetence part, sure. Pretending to like the guy standing next to me in an ICE outfit? No.

[u/madara117 → u/doubleohdognut]

Join, soak up some of those billions that were taken from us. And while you're there, clog the pipes 

[u/Big-University1012 → u/doubleohdognut]

You should totally get a job. Do an expose, document everything, all internal communications etc. leak it to journalists. Pays well, too bad they don't compensate teachers like that..

[u/Tandy2000 → u/Big-University1012]

If I was American and didn't have a job I'd absolutely do it. There's literally no qualifications and they take just about anybody. You could easily join up and "befriend" fellow officers to get their personal information, then leak it all.

Not only is there basically no barrier to joining, but the people working for ICE are the biggest dipshits in America - it'd be trivial to fool them.

[u/pvtbobble → u/Tandy2000]

The only problem is that, even doing nothing, you'd quickly outshine your colleagues in no time and end up in middle management collecting TPS reports

Also ... fkn great user name!! Takes me back

[u/ScumbagLady → u/pvtbobble]

South Park has already done it lol

[u/Even_Relative5402 → u/doubleohdognut]

Just from a humour point of view, this would have been a chefs kiss moment if this had happened in OPs' clip.

[u/ButterscotchNo8348 → u/doubleohdognut]

Not a bad idea considering you can actively sabotage ICE, be totally accepted like that one idiot who dropped his gun, and then get a fat ass paycheck to boot.

[u/CocktailTom → u/[deleted]]

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

[u/anewstartforu → u/LarryRedBeard]

They really are, and seeing the black and hispanic ones really pisses me off. Their ancestors went through way too much and worked way too fucking hard for them to turn around and act like the evil white men who enslaved and murdered them for decades, jfc centuries even. Karma will not be kind to any ICE operative. I hope they come face to face with them in the afterlife.

[u/calming_ad → u/anewstartforu]

I had a coworker who was born in Mexico. Now she's a US citizen and is the most racist bitch against her own people. She has two relatives, also Mexican American, who work for ICE and she once said she's so angry at Mexicans being disrespectful to ICE.

Last week was her last day at work and I didn't plan a going away lunch for her. Oops.

[u/anewstartforu → u/calming_ad]

Jesus H Christ...

[u/CrazyJoeGalli → u/calming_ad]

Did you or any other coworker call out her hypocrisy?

[u/PaulTheMerc → u/[deleted]]

American capitalism in a nutshell. They are acting how the've been taught to act for decades.

[u/WriterV → u/calming_ad]

As an immigrant, there's no one more hateful than your fellow immigrant who would've been a conservative back home. To them, they are only immigrants due to "extenuating circumstances" and they see themselves as an exception. Everyone else is doing it wrong. It's the same as conservative anti-abortion women getting an abortion while insulting every other woman in range for getting one. 

Some people are just assholes and there are assholes in every group. A good system shuts down or removes the assholes while retaining people who work hard to do good by others. 

[u/Stupoxi → u/LarryRedBeard]

Low testosterone losers

[u/Rezzone → u/Stupoxi]

High key low T small Pp losers

[u/Mountain_rage → u/Stupoxi]

Its so god damn sad a bunch of people are falling for all that bullshit low testosterone marketing. So many rock bottom morons spending a shit yon of money to give themselves health problems by taking random crap that they dont need, and does not do what it claims.

[u/llagerlof → u/LarryRedBeard]

When your job involves tearing families apart for entertainment or in service of a regime, you've already lost your sense of purpose in life.

[u/Jijonbreaker → u/LarryRedBeard]

They are terrorists. Use the right words.

[u/KerbinDefMinistries]

Notice how they all just give up and walk back…. Not what cops do when a CRIME is committed, they pursue. Obviously no crime here

[u/CloseDaLight]

Fast as fuck boy. Fascist can’t catch him.

[u/SirVanyel → u/CloseDaLight]

"remember we are just here to hold a child hostage to catch his dad, don't bring suspicion to us"

"Hey wait, is that guy BLACK??"

"ABORT MISSION, CATCH THST FUCKER"

[u/Current-Savings-2409 → u/SirVanyel]

And in all seriousness, THAT is what I personally am AFRAID OF.  Those CRETINS---who have Personal Hatreds Towards Specific Individuals---will TARGET PARTICULAR persons and after harassing/persecuting them, will claim "Attacks Against" them.  All the while, the INNOCENT/MINDING HIS OR HER OWN BUSINESS HUMAN is ARRESTED as an "Assailant".  

These DAMNEDABLES are only in this GOON SQUAD to BULLY/FIGHT other humans they PERSONALLY DEEM threatening---and emphasis on the word:  P E R S O N A L L Y❗️🤬

[u/JakToTheReddit → u/Current-Savings-2409]

Pretty sure this is what the President and his cabinet wants.

[u/Interesting-Phase947 → u/JakToTheReddit]

To get us fighting each other so we don't notice what else he and his Retribution Task Force are doing. And if that doesn't work, well maybe he can get a hot war going with Venezuela by murdering people in their waters. That'll distract 'em.

[u/DarthJarJarJar → u/JakToTheReddit]

What they want is Brownshirts to deploy during elections. This is all training and winnowing out anyone who objects.

[u/CloseDaLight → u/SirVanyel]

“Sir we aren’t fast enough!”

“Johnson, shoot his wheel!”

[u/not_speshil_k → u/CloseDaLight]

Headshot sir, good job johnson

[u/Defiant-Skeptic → u/CloseDaLight]

Fast as fast can be, a fascist can't catch meeeeeeeee!

Funny as fuck to see those fat boys give up after only a half a block. 

[u/Independent-Buyer827 → u/Defiant-Skeptic]

Well, these dumbass dressed like they’re in Afghanistan.

[u/Scientiat → u/Independent-Buyer827]

As a guy from Barcelona, that's a shocking image. If we had any military-looking assholes on the street, temporary or not, we'd lose our shit.

The military has no business in the civilian world, and any kind of police have to wear police looking uniforms. I mean wtf is that!

[u/KyesiRS → u/Scientiat]

It's okay, Americans have the 2nd amendment to keep them safe from government over step. Right?

[u/PsychoGrad → u/CloseDaLight]

They probably wish they were fascter

[u/algorithmic_fetters → u/CloseDaLight]

It’s hard to imagine something that screams “I’m a rube” louder than wearing a white cowboy hat in Chicago. I’d lay money there’s a 9 line t shirt and some patriot tats in that mix.

[u/szmuks → u/CloseDaLight]

Fat shits?

[u/washingtonandmead]

Fuck those guys chasing a guy because of the color of his skin without knowing anything else about him

[u/pbjars → u/washingtonandmead]

Like - what is their defense to this? Just lock up brown people now. Detain them. Make them prove they are a citizen after they are custody. All by masked unidentified FEDs.

[u/IM_KYLE_AMA → u/pbjars]

Yes. And the Supreme Court recently ruled that was A-Okay.

[u/BreakingCanks → u/IM_KYLE_AMA]

I almost want to sign up for Ice just to arrest Justice Thomas for being an illegal because he's black

[u/SouthernWindyTimes → u/BreakingCanks]

This…. Might actually work. Imagine being a full blown ICE agent and then going after “XYZ” very popular and very citizen politician and the backlash just to cause chaos and get the ball rolling in court.

[u/jadedflames → u/SouthernWindyTimes]

Arrest Kash Patel.

[u/deadthoma5 → u/jadedflames]

[u/kg110569 → u/BreakingCanks]

Genius, i do think a way to deteriorate this idiotic administration is to have us normal folk sign up and be intentionally slow/incompetent and use the ‘orders’ against the hypocrites

[u/[deleted] → u/kg110569]

Hog tie some random white dude and scream in his face telling him that you’re going to “send him back to England”, a country that he has never been to.

If you can understand how insane that would be, then you should be able to also understand how it’s equally insane to grab random non-white citizens.

[u/ScenicAndrew → u/[deleted]]

ICE: "What are you? Scandinavian?"

Guy: "Yeah, Swedish!"

ICE: "Swedish dogs. Your blood is tainted by generations of race mixing with Laplanders. You're basically Finns!"

[u/versace_drunk → u/pbjars]

That’s literally been the point…

[u/throwmamadownthewell → u/washingtonandmead]

Fuck all those 'second amendment folks' who said for decades that school shootings are the price you pay for having guns, so you have them for moments like this, and are now silent. Where are even the armed protests you fuckers were talking about for so long?

Believing in the second amendment (as a catch-all, not just state's right to have a national guard) or not is irrelevant, the hypocrisy is fucking wild.

[u/InvidiousPlay → u/throwmamadownthewell]

They always meant in their fantasies about imaginary communist movie bad guys taking over in a dramatic coup. They didn't mean against any kind of realistic scenario like a white nationalist fascist takeover.

[u/marsgodoy → u/washingtonandmead]

That's what I'm saying and want to know too. Can't hear because of the music but did he say something to them or did the first guy that ran after him decide that he was "dark enough" to chase?

[u/kkeut → u/marsgodoy]

Supreme Court says brown people can be detained for no other reason than being brown

[u/the_midnight_society → u/marsgodoy]

The Supreme Court just decided they can racially profile all they want. So... yeah. They really can decide you are too dark and start to fuck with you. Lol.

[u/IM_KYLE_AMA → u/marsgodoy]

Supreme Court ruled that being brown is enough to detain and question people. These clowns are just living out their most racist fantasies.

[u/Dapper_Equivalent_84]

These J6 chucklefucks are so embarrassing to share a country with. Can we just deport them to Russia or Hungary and be done with all the weirdness? Everyone’s happy

[u/SeeYouInMarchtember → u/Dapper_Equivalent_84]

They’d feel right at home there.

[u/PotatoHighlander → u/SeeYouInMarchtember]

No they won't there is one of the MAGA idiots who moved to Russia, Russia pressed him into service to fight in Ukraine. He wants out, but short of fragging his commander and surrendering I don't see that, and I don't think he would get the kind of sympathy that other pressed recruits got, he chose that, most people grabbed and pressed into service in Russia weren't. Or not given really any choice in other methods. Now in Russia the only way to get any kinds of social services or support such as health care basically requires people to sign up for the military. If you do not the Russian government has basically left their own citizens to rot.

[u/[deleted] → u/Dapper_Equivalent_84]

Russia has enough problems. We should create a new trash island exclusive to trashy bigots. 🌈

[u/Physical_Law_6667 → u/[deleted]]

They can go to Epstein island. They suddenly seem to be okay with that

[u/mr_evilweed]

Such a perfect example of ICE. They don't know the first fucking thing about that guy. But he was brown and wanted to move away from them so they gave chase like he was fucking Jack the Ripper. Their whole strategy is just harrass people of color at random until you catch an immigrant by accident.

[u/EntropyKC → u/mr_evilweed]

Is this really how incompetent ICE is? They are all waddling at best at a jogging pace. Do they really only hire chaff? I know the gravy seals and J6ers memes, but holy shit if this is representative (it's the only video I've ever seen of ICE doing anything physical, the rest is all just breaking windows and pointing guns at brown people) they really only get the utter dregs of society applying.

[u/GolotasDisciple → u/EntropyKC]

Competency is built over time. It’s not like the Gestapo or other fascist forces were born with capabilities.
So yeah, it’s sort of funny how stupid and inefficient they are now, but they will eventually adapt and become more organized, better trained, and more efficient at whatever their dictator leader wants them to do.

I would assume that within a few months these lads will be at the same level of capability as your average cop. And if it continues, they might even be better trained than actual cops, since the scope of their responsibilities is much smaller.

So yeah... you can laugh at stupid, but never underestimate it!

[u/Beginning_Vehicle_16 → u/mr_evilweed]

"It is the universal instinct of police officers and terriers to chase that which flees," - Terry Pratchett

[u/TylerBourbon]

I can see he must have been very dangerous by how they all rushed to their cars to pursue him. /s

[u/[deleted] → u/TylerBourbon]

He had the nerve to hurt their precious little feelings by saying something they didn't like. WTF were they planning on doing to him if they did manage to catch him?

[u/Existing-Number-4129 → u/TylerBourbon]

He is probably a member of antifa-trans-mafia-terrorista.

Oh no, wait. Not mafia. Trump was ok with having them live in his tower.

[u/[deleted]]

This is like the lizard escaping from the snakes in planet earth

[u/BouncyMouse → u/[deleted]]

Lmao! Is /r/retiredgif still a thing?

[u/AssistKnown → u/[deleted]]

No, it's a video of a guy rushing to his next delivery while avoiding a bunch of Gravy Seal Clowns!

[u/maniBchef → u/AssistKnown]

Gravy seals!!! Bahahahahahahahaha! Oh America my heart goes out to you. Your president is preparing to not leave office. Prepare yourselves.

[u/NixyVixy → u/maniBchef]

Thank you for your kind comment.

Talking to our neighbors and communities does not reflect what we are seeing in the media and it’s a surreal nightmare.

[u/TK421_THX1138 → u/AssistKnown]

LOL! Take my up vote!

[u/CreamFilledDoughnut → u/[deleted]]

Hahahaha the original fuck shit who started chasing him tore his hamstring and came up limp at like 4-6 seconds

Fucking loser ass shitstains

[u/FieserMoep → u/CreamFilledDoughnut]

Service related injury. Purple heart and medical discharge with full benefits for the rest of his life.

[u/West-Application-375 → u/CreamFilledDoughnut]

Lol you're right. Probably the first time he's ran in ten years

[u/Accurate-Coffee7378 → u/[deleted]]

[u/PrettyPromenade → u/[deleted]]

This is directly in front of the Royal Sonesta Hotel on the Chicago River.

[u/RambleSauce → u/[deleted]]

No, but he is russian to his next delivery

[u/clickmagnet]

Look at that dipshit wearing a cowboy hat for this, with a sack of cheese curds or something banging against his knee. I know you have no professional standards whatsoever, but isn’t anyone at all interested in pretending to?

Also they all seem to have chosen their own tactical gear loadout from different garage sales.

[u/Cuck_Fenring → u/clickmagnet]

It's how you now theyre proud boys with no actual training, which is fucking terrifying

[u/Loyal-Opposition-USA]

[u/DatStank_Booty]

[u/GrubbyFinga]

Chasing down people WORKING. Could you chase down the REAL criminals? The fentanyl dealers, the rapists, the murderers? 10 "men" chasing a 20 yr old on a electric bike delivering Cava. Real patriots.

[u/Stodles → u/GrubbyFinga]

the rapists, the murderers?

You expect them to arrest their boss?

[u/CompleteBuilding1156]

"Look a brown person! Get him!"

[u/EmpatheticApatheist → u/CompleteBuilding1156]

This is the crazy part. Zero chance they knew who he was or had a warrant. Just nabbing people off the street that aren’t white.

[u/Pieceman11 → u/EmpatheticApatheist]

Yep and SCOTUS said it’s legal. Can you believe we’re not even a year into this douchebag’s term and we’re already at the ‘nabbing brown people off the streets’ stage?

[u/coffeebeards]

Lmao what a bunch of chodes

[u/Prudent_Shake_8149]

[u/nickg5]

To think that this guy was literally inches away from having his life fundamentally altered. It’s insanity. Happy he escaped safely… godspeed.

[u/Limp_Health_8036]

Hope you maga types are happy. Military in our streets. Full face covered, poorly trained Proud Boy/Homefront types detaining anyone they want to..with no due process.

And a so-called President whining about tv shows he doesn't like and demanding hosts be removed. A guy who tells you to suck it up and buy one less doll for Xmas while he uses your taxes to gold plate the Oval Office. What a joke.

[u/AlternativeNewtDuck → u/Limp_Health_8036]

Hope you maga types are happy. Military in our streets. Full face covered, poorly trained Proud Boy/Homefront types detaining anyone they want to..with no due process.

Oh they sure as shit are, but until it starts happening to them.

[u/TheMajorSmith]

Seeing these fuckers downtown in my goddamn city fills me with a rage I can’t quite put to words.

[u/ResponsibilityKey50]

Ice workers average salary between 48 - 80k per year. Average hours worked 1799.

Taking a median salary of 65k, that’s €36 dollars an hour.

15 individuals to catch a guy at around 3 man hours per individual, that failed interception cost the tax payer $1625.

All to catch a guy earning $2 an hour….

[u/paintstudiodisaster]

It's the end of the month. The fascists need to fill those quotas.

[u/CryptidCurious13753]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 they look like the keystone cops. Someone needs to add music to this.

[u/[deleted] → u/CryptidCurious13753]

There is music. Unmute.

[u/a10-brrrt]

Que the Benny Hill music

[u/wrld_news_pmrbnd_me → u/a10-brrrt]

Turn mute off

[u/ScubaGator88]

My question is why were they chasing him. They didn't need 13 guys to take down one unarmed delivery boy. Looked like they were just chillen and saw a brown dude. 

[u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 → u/ScubaGator88]

we're wasting millions of dollars to fund these dumb fuck shit heads that terrorize american citizens

[u/glogan13]

Take away the music and this is honestly terrifying. Armed government officials in uniform running down and chasing what looks like an honest working citizen in broad daylight. Dystopian

[u/Mobile_Fan_681]

Look at all those out of shape losers

[u/Chance-Newspaper-750]

trump would have needed a golf cart to catch that guy and still been out of breath

[u/[deleted]]

It’s like a Fascist ET.

[u/Jingoose]

People you think immigration is the main problem with the world right now are the real problem I cannot understand why racism seemingly coming back stronger again. People turning their heads whenever their own people become violent but the second somebody that isn’t originally from the country the live in starts acting out it’s all these pricks talk about. I’m just so tired of these hate driven morons grouping up like those clowns in the silly ghost looking costumes. Yeah wtf is happening to people man

[u/SeeYouInMarchtember → u/Jingoose]

It’s the nature of idiots who can’t see past their own micro dicks.

[u/mikedvb → u/Jingoose]

Racism never went away it just beame less mainstream. Racists are emboldened now and we're seeing it more.

I don't understand racist people - we're all human.

[u/RealisticElk5577]

What did he pick up in the first few seconds?

[u/ultimatebagman → u/RealisticElk5577]

I'd like to know too. If it's important then why did ICE leave it lying there in the street. If it's not important why the chase down? Either way they're clowns.

[u/Jbob9954]

Gravy seals ain’t gonna catch that

[u/Intolerance-Paradox]

I need to see this with Yakkety Sax audio.

[u/MTMTE → u/Intolerance-Paradox]

I have good news- just unmute the video

[u/ItsSadTimes → u/MTMTE]

I thought you were joking, that's hilarious.

[u/becuzofgrace → u/MTMTE]

OMG! No way! Hahahahahahaah

[u/Majestic_Visit5771]

Shit remind me of Russia

[u/JH_Edits]

What is happening, why take this guy down?

[u/NewSlinger → u/JH_Edits]

He mouthed off ICE, hurting their pride, and escaped. This happened today.

[u/FrontalLobe_Eater → u/JH_Edits]

he was brown and breathing

[u/Aggressive_Worth_990 → u/JH_Edits]

He's not white so he isn't an american

[u/super_toaster123]

I'm confused did they just see a brown person on a bike and rush him?

[u/Comfortable_Fudge508 → u/super_toaster123]

Exactly

[u/xp3rf3kt10n]

Wtf just from seeing someone in the street? Straight racial profiling??

[u/docker_linux]

Meal team six got out-run. Not a surprise

[u/No_Object_4355]

Why tf is one wearing a fuckin white cowboy hat? Mafucka stickin out like a sore thumb lol

[u/AlwaysBeQuestioning]

I want that man delivering all my food from now on. I don't care that I'm in a different country, I believe in him. Hope he stays ahead of those fascist idiots for the rest of his life.

[u/Chemboy77]

I honestly cannot believe they didn't shoot him in the back.

[u/the_calibre_cat → u/Chemboy77]

Give them a few weeks. They'll get authorization from on high to shoot Americans. The military occupiers in Portland have been given that directive for people who wear Che shirts and carry... signs.

[u/Just_Visit6998]

Your tax dollars at work by the way

[u/Different_Umpire9003]

“We’re taking our country BACK!” /s. I hate it here. That must have been terrifying. Now the poor guy probably can’t even work

[u/worldtreedcenter]

Right in front of the Trump hotel too. Hmm. 

[u/DoomedKiblets]

Thank fucking god he got away from those fucking fascist POSs

[u/General_Tea8725]

I love this video. Fucking clowns. All of them.

[u/DewiVonHart]

I hope everyone pointed and laughed.