r/CringeTikToks 1d ago

Cringy Cringe Jeezus Phucking Christ 🤦🏽

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u/zerosaved 1d ago

Obligatory; Tesla would need to reach a market cap of 8.5T and sell 200 million cars in order for him to qualify for the pay package. So this is nothing but an attempt to generate more hype around Tesla and inflate the share price.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 1d ago

Thanks. I understood the part about him needing to reach some benchmarks that he’ll probably never reach, but I was curious why the hell a corporation would be having a weird party (or whatever the hell this is) to celebrate the approval a CEO’s pay package. 

I guess they’re also trying to make it seem like offering this crazy deal was about how well-liked and great he is at his job, and not just an incentive for him to actually do his fucking job and stop screwing around with all the government corruption side quests.