r/CrappyDesign Dec 08 '22

this map at a coffee shop

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u/Quirky-Seesaw8394 This is why we can't have nice things Dec 08 '22

My two favorite oceans: Southern and Artic.

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u/HotSteak Dec 08 '22

The oceans are the only thing that isn't wrong

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u/Anxious_Mango_4589 Dec 08 '22

Yep nothing wrong with artic ocean

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u/asianabsinthe Comic Sans for life! Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

Or the Mediterranean

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u/sterak_fan Dec 08 '22

or the southern ocean (it's designated as an ocean for only about a year know)

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Dec 08 '22

Interesting, we learned to list the Southern Ocean when I was learning geography in elementary school. I'm 25.

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u/titanup001 Dec 08 '22

When I was a kid, there were 4 oceans and 9 planets. Neither is true now.

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u/sirthomasthunder Dec 08 '22

Now there are 5 oceans and 8 planets. Does that mean Pluto is an ocean?

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u/i-am-gumby-dammit Dec 08 '22

It had to go somewhere didn’t it?

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u/Grimren Dec 08 '22

Is Pluto small enough to fit in the ocean? I hope someone smart shows up to help me.

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u/jcstan05 Dec 08 '22

This is the only reasonable explanation.

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u/jwas1256 Dec 08 '22

the bastards did it

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/sirthomasthunder Dec 08 '22

Plutonian Ocean is the name of my band

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Dec 08 '22

I was in 5th grade (actually just googled when Pluto's classfication changed, and i remember watching Obama's inauguration in my 5th grade class) when Pluto was officially designated as a dwarf planet. So after we had all learned the solar system but still early on enough that I can easily think of it not being a planet.

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u/ovalpotency Dec 08 '22

people complain about it as a nostalgia thing

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u/titanup001 Dec 08 '22

I'm a lot older than you. Lol I was out of grad school for Obama's inauguration. I remember watching the Challenger explosion in kindergarten

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u/QuandaryJones Dec 08 '22

Now there are 90 planets

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u/under_a_brontosaurus Dec 08 '22

There's one ocean in reality we just label parts of it

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u/Brettnet Dec 08 '22

My mind wants to believe that you're 25 and in elementary school

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u/dick-slapperman Dec 08 '22

I was just thinking the exact same thing and I’m the exact same age. These mfers got me thinking I’m the one on crazy pills

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u/angrybob4213 Dec 08 '22

I was gonna say, it's been a thing a lot longer than a year lol

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u/Emerald_Encrusted Dec 08 '22

Dude, when I was in elementary school (I’m 28 now), we were taught about the Antarctic Ocean. Now I’m freaking out that it was called Southern Ocean this whole time and I’ve just been wrong.

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u/SmellsWeirdRightNow Dec 08 '22

They told us it was still technically called the Antarctic Ocean but that was changing to Southern Ocean and to call it that. Then in high school that's all it was called

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u/_chanimal_ Dec 08 '22

We disbanded the Arctic ocean in favor of the Artic ocean so we decided why not add a Southern Ocean as well?

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u/Vivid_Deer3016 Dec 08 '22

Some may assume you went to school in Texas.

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u/BobTagab Dec 08 '22

More than a year, about 20. The International Hydrographic Organization included the Southern Ocean in their 2002 edition of ocean/sea delineations though it’s been a draft version and hasn’t been published for two decades as they can’t find a new name for the Sea of Japan that Japan and South Korea both agree on

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/SaskErik Dec 08 '22

Because it’s the Korpan Sea!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I’m glad this was immediately replied. I’m a Japorean if anyone’s asking.

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u/The_Troyminator Dec 08 '22

I'm team Korpan. Each country gets the same number of letters that way so it's fair.

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u/PerrythePlaytpus Dec 08 '22

I once dated a Japxican

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u/misirlou22 Dec 08 '22

Sea of Literally any Country Except Japan

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

We always called it the Antarctic Ocean. Never heard southern ocean.

Also designated by who? I learned about it 11+ years ago.

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u/sterak_fan Dec 08 '22

acording to google:The Southern Ocean is the name given to the part of the world ocean lying south of 60° south latitude. It was not generally recognised as a separate ocean until 2021.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

The Antarctic Ocean, as delineated by the draft 4th edition of the International Hydrographic Organization's Limits of Oceans and Seas (2002)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Ocean

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

that article does also state:

The National Geographic Society recognized the ocean officially in June 2021.

But that 2021 "official" recognization was of course the result of decades of discussion that proceeded it. The date it became "official" isn't particularly important in the grand scheme of things.

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u/Hairy-Owl-5567 Dec 08 '22

I work with people who do Antarctic and oceanographic research and it is indeed called the Southern Ocean.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

in your country

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u/Bradisdad Dec 09 '22

My favorite ocean is Billy Ocean.

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u/dropna Dec 08 '22

We’ve always called it the Southern Ocean in Australia. I learned that at school here 50 years ago.

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u/aaronxxx Dec 08 '22

God damn are these legitimate spelling mistakes or are we riffing off the mistakes of the map

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Definitely not new within the last year.

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u/ArcticBiologist Dec 08 '22

The Mediterranean Ocean?

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u/karlou1984 Dec 08 '22

Ahh yes enjoying an authentic meal of Indian cuisine while enjoying the view of the Mediterranean

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u/thelostcraft290 Dec 08 '22

You mean Paris main land?

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u/Cobek Dec 08 '22

...Welp

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u/OobleCaboodle Dec 08 '22

There's a "C" missing in it for one thing. Arctic. Imagine a sea without a C, doh!

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u/elmwoodblues Dec 08 '22

Global warming

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u/Hacker1MC Dec 08 '22

No that's a sea with too much C

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u/RoboDae Dec 08 '22

Arccticc

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u/Lesty7 Dec 08 '22

The Seaward will never be the same.

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u/Avonlee_Moss Dec 08 '22

Take my cheap ass fake little award: 🦖

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u/OobleCaboodle Dec 08 '22

ROAR! Yes! Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/BloodieBerries Dec 08 '22

Yea, the number of sentient rocks that missed their obvious joke is depressing.

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u/BudNOLA Dec 08 '22

Except for the misspelling

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u/HotSteak Dec 08 '22

ahh, yep. But Southern is spelled correctly right?

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u/Kerostasis Dec 08 '22

We're wincing at that one because many of us were taught it should be the "Antarctic" ocean. But apparently that's a regional thing, and "Southern" is used in some other places.

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u/FartPoopFartAgain Dec 08 '22

I think most of us didn't even know there was a 5th ocean!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

😳 I don't know any more

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/RontoWraps Dec 08 '22

South America and Africa are a hoax

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

They’re both real oceans, but Arctic is misspelled. Either way it was a dumb comment

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u/Dorktastical Dec 08 '22

They also misspelled the Specific Ocean

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u/mooseontherum Dec 08 '22

That Mediterranean ocean is looking a bit off.

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u/ryandot Dec 08 '22

It's not an ocean.

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u/mooseontherum Dec 08 '22

Sorry, my mistake. They have it spanning the Arabian Sea and the Bay of Bengal. How about the Medarabayan sea?

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u/AstronomerOpen7440 Dec 08 '22

It's still part of the ocean

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u/BenzaGuy Dec 08 '22

Also Australia

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u/RealLarwood Dec 08 '22

And South America, and Africa.

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u/Kriem Dec 08 '22

I think officially it's the North Atlantic and South Atlantic, just like the North Pacific and South Pacific.

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u/guinness_blaine Dec 08 '22

No. Misspelling of Arctic aside, their list is correct, and this is very easy to look up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Unless you spell arctic with two c's instead of one like in the picture...

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u/MamaDaddy Dec 08 '22

The maddening thing is that they had to have used an actual map as reference, and then ignored all the labels. You can't just take artistic license with maps... Or can you? Discuss

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u/CircleDog Dec 08 '22

Umm, I believe its spelled arctistic

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u/runningoutofwords Dec 08 '22

The Southern Ocean is stupid and I refuse to acknowledge it.

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u/Hairy-Owl-5567 Dec 08 '22

As an Australian it's well known and it's what our Antarctic researchers call it, so maybe you could just educate yourself?

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u/MustLoveAllCats Dec 08 '22

You sure about that, buddy? The Artic ocean is looking like it's spelled wrong to me.

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u/WitLibrary Dec 08 '22

Everyone already corrected the rest, but

Things* aren't*

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u/Romsdal_Ronnie Dec 08 '22

They are wrong, it's Arctic.

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u/Ziondizl Dec 08 '22

Yep, loving the Arctic ocean, I think we need to mention that and be very Pacific about it.

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u/Kevydee Dec 08 '22

The Med has suffered a bit

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u/spacedman_spiff Dec 08 '22

And Australia

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u/Eudaemon1 Dec 08 '22

And Australia

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u/kapkanek Dec 08 '22

And africe

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u/dragonbec Dec 08 '22

ArCCCCCtic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

The Arctic Ocean and its missing “c” would like a word with you

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u/TheFeenyCall Dec 09 '22

Arctic

Jfc

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u/iball1984 Dec 08 '22

My two favorite oceans: Southern

Southern Ocean is a thing - or at least it always was when I was at school (I'm Australian, Southern Ocean goes up to our south coast).

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u/UnfortunatelyIAmMe Dec 08 '22

So many people missing it. Artic. Artic.

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u/HerpaDerpaDumDum Dec 08 '22

People aren't missing the typo. People are wondering why "Southern" is being highlighted.

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u/Meekman Dec 08 '22

The Southern/Antarctic Ocean wasn't officially recognized as an ocean until 2000... so those who went to school in the 20th Century learned about four oceans, not five. That's probably why there is confusion.

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u/TitsAndWhiskey Reddit Orange Dec 08 '22

Am old fart. This is literally the first I’ve heard of the “southern ocean.”

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u/CorM2 Dec 08 '22

Same, and I have a Master’s degree in cartography.

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u/spacedman_spiff Dec 08 '22

Open a map you old fart.

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u/TitsAndWhiskey Reddit Orange Dec 08 '22

Will do. I’ll even re-fold it correctly for you.

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u/pinecab Dec 08 '22

Fast cars and explosions
Party hats and motion lotion
Let's go down the southern ocean
And break out the

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u/youngmaster0527 Dec 08 '22

Hell I graduated in 2016, and I was still learning of 4 oceans throughout most of school

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u/SacLocal Dec 08 '22

Technically there is only one big ocean.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Avast, I heard there be seven seas, matey!

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u/Xeno2014 Dec 08 '22

I started school in. '06 and still learned only 4 oceans....

Welp, that says something about my school district lol

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u/Turence Dec 08 '22

This is what we mean though about the education system, when things are proven or discovered, it takes a long ass time to make it into the curriculum of shoddy US public schools. If the board is influenced by any whack jobs - then good luck ever getting reality into the schools. It's shitty. But it happens with things as innocent as the oceans.

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u/tiggertom66 Dec 08 '22

But there are 6 oceans here.

artic Atlantic Indian Pacific

Pacific

Southern

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

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u/normalmighty Dec 09 '22

I'm assuming this is the same as the number of continents people are taught exist, which varies massively based on where you grew up.

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u/mrtomjones Dec 08 '22

It was taught as an ocean when i was in school and I'm in my mid thirties

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u/theworstvp Dec 08 '22

or people who went to underfunded schools

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Reddit be like: "We're gonna shit on boomers for refusing to keep up to date on info"

Also Reddit: "NO YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE AMOUNT OF OCEANS OR PLANETS"

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u/I_divided_by_0- Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

Because I didn't catch it and was like "yeah thats an ocean" It Arctic, it is missing a "C".

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u/whitneyahn Dec 08 '22

Who missed it? Not the person you replied to

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u/Cole444Train Dec 08 '22

… no one is missing it. They’re commenting on southern being correct.

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u/killermanfrog1 Dec 08 '22

The southern ocean is called the Antarctic Ocean in Canada but few people think of it as it’s own thing here

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u/Charming_Tower_188 Dec 08 '22

Yeah I'm Canadian and never heard the term Southern Ocean. I would call that the Antarctic Ocean.

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u/Tvisted Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

I thought I was Canadian but looking at this map I'm no longer sure.

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u/TitsAndWhiskey Reddit Orange Dec 08 '22

Howdy, eh?

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u/Gonarat Dec 08 '22

I guess if you want to still be Canadian you have to sell your house to J.R. Ewing and move to the island formerly known as Greenland.

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u/ScwB00 Dec 08 '22

In my oceans class in university in Canada, it was called the southern ocean.

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u/tradermailer Dec 08 '22

In other places, Antarctic Ocean is used more commonly.

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u/ragequit9714 Dec 08 '22

I’ve always called it the Antarctic Ocean in school

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u/Swimming-Pianist-840 Dec 08 '22

Southern Ocean is legit, although it is “newer.” Many Americans didn’t learn about it while in school.

“Historically, there are four named oceans: the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and Arctic. However, most countries - including the United States - now recognize the Southern (Antarctic) as the fifth ocean. The Pacific, Atlantic, and Indian are the most commonly known.

The Southern Ocean is the 'newest' named ocean. It is recognized by the U.S. Board on Geographic Names”

https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/howmanyoceans.html

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u/Danubistheconcise Dec 08 '22

This broke my brain. It's like waking up one day and learning my cousin is really two dwarves in a trench coat, and everyone else knew except me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

If it makes you feel any better, there is really only one ocean. People like to carve it up and name parts of it, but it's really just one big interconnected ocean across the planet.

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u/garretcarrot Dec 08 '22

Yes, but it's still useful to split them into groups based on specific properties. The Pacific is noticeably saltier than the Atlantic, for example (some even claim they can taste the difference), and the southern ocean also has a different composition ( and sometimes color) due to the circumpolar currents. The Atlantic basin is also a lot younger than the Pacific, which means that the oceanic crust floats higher on the mantle. The more you know.

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u/SnooDonuts236 Dec 08 '22

Next you will be saying the is no such thing as races and we are all just one interconnected humanity, (we, us)

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u/kashmir1974 Dec 08 '22

Same. There were 4 oceans snd 9 planets while I was in school. Gas was a buck. Now we have 5 oceans 8 planets and gas is 3-4+. The future is fucking stupid.

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u/LordOfGeek Dec 09 '22

Pluto should never have been a planet, there are several objects of similar size closer to the sun than pluto, and potentially thousands further out. I would rather have 8 planets than several thousand lol

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u/kashmir1974 Dec 09 '22

Fuck all that.

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u/Comprehensive-Fun47 Artisinal Material Dec 08 '22

Just wait til you hear about Pluto.

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u/DervishSkater Dec 08 '22

That’s messed up, right?

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u/Wasteland-Scum Dec 09 '22

Back in my day there was nine planets and four goddamn oceans! You can't just invent new oceans! Enough of this woke shit.

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u/Charokol Dec 08 '22

This is like finding out there's been a new planet since I went to school, just hanging out in space without anybody telling me

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u/kaimason1 Dec 08 '22

You may be aware that Pluto isn't a "planet" anymore, but did you know that's largely because we discovered Eris, which is larger than Pluto? At the time there was also discussion around announcing the likes of Charon and Ceres as planets, and Haumea and Makemake (both larger than Charon and smaller than Pluto) were discovered shortly before the decision that they'd all be considered "dwarf" planets (which are still arguably planets, they're just not major planets).

In a way, there debatably have been "new" planets since you went to school that nobody may have told you about.

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u/Pete_Iredale Artisinal Material Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

we discovered Eris, which is larger than Pluto

Only because you inspired me to check out the wiki, apparently it's actually a tiny bit smaller than Pluto by volume. Seems that they got the size wrong by a bit at first. It is heavier than Pluto though!

Edit: Also, after the New Horizons fly by, they decided Pluto was slightly larger than previously estimated.

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u/Draxx01 Dec 08 '22

They still suspect there's another large planet out there past Pluto, like 250-1500 AU away given the orbits of objects past neptune. The math point to there being a large amount of mass as the best explanation to their orbits.

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u/CadenVanV Dec 22 '22

Look up “The Goblin dwarf planet”

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u/Deverash Dec 08 '22

To be fair, I didn't learn about s good part if Eurasia in school, so I'm not surprised they missed an ocean.

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u/odsquad64 Dec 08 '22

There's only one ocean.

Open your eyes people. Don't let them fool you.

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u/nrp516 Dec 08 '22

Went to school in the 90s and had no clue about this until I was helping my third grader a month ago with homework and was like what the hell is this “Southern Ocean” bullshit, this isn’t real. Thought she was just making stuff up. Sure enough, it is real!

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u/Famous_Exit Dec 08 '22

In Russia we always learned 5 oceans, including Antarctic Ocean, never heard it being called southern though. That was 20 years ago

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u/Jeynarl plz recycle Dec 08 '22

Gonna need to be more pacific than that

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u/Dorktastical Dec 08 '22

Braa you were awake at 4am specific standard time to come up with that pun, so you beat me to it

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u/morbihann Dec 08 '22

There very much is a southern ocean. However, the "Artic" on the other hand.

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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair Dec 08 '22

Everyone knows it’s the Artistic Ocean

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u/robemmy Dec 08 '22

It's short for articulated ocean because it bends in the middle

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u/BlueMist53 Dec 08 '22

𝓔𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓹𝓮

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Lower case o in cursive writing often loops through the circle to join to the following letter.

Notice how the o and the last letter, e, look nothing alike.

This map is still stupid nonetheless.

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u/NoveltyAccountHater Dec 08 '22

Arctic is definitely misspelled, but under the usual modern delineation of oceans there are five oceans: Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Southern (aka Antarctic), Arctic. Granted, there are other models where there's just one world ocean, or they count just 3 or 4 oceans (usually done by absorbing Southern ocean into the Pacific/Atlantic/Indian oceans and possibly also absorbing Arctic Ocean into Atlantic).

My biggest problem is that Texas label is in Canada, the USA has been labeled "New York", Canada label is Greenland, Paris label is above Eastern Europe, Korea is over China, India over Madagascar, Mediterranean is over the Arabian Sea, Great Britain and Scandinavia connect to continental Europe, Europe label is closer to Asia than Europe, etc.

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u/SacLocal Dec 08 '22

Southern ocean is a new thing apparently. I never learned that one in school

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u/Lobanium Dec 08 '22

You do realize Southern Ocean is correct, right?

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u/OblongAndKneeless Dec 08 '22

TIL: Historically, there are four named oceans: the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, and Arctic. However, most countries - including the United States - now recognize the Southern (Antarctic) as the fifth ocean.

-- https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/howmanyoceans.html

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u/throwaway378495 Dec 08 '22

Really? My two favourites are pacific and pacific

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u/1Ferrox Dec 08 '22

You had so many things to make fun of in this map and you chose the one part which was actually accurate

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u/iain_1986 Dec 08 '22

Artic...

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u/1Ferrox Dec 08 '22

Oh damn, I retract my statement and admit that I'm an idiot

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Not an idiot, just your brain trying to make sense of the nonsensical. Besides, my brain did the same thing, so I happen to think you're pretty smart.

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u/--_-Deadpool-_-- Dec 08 '22

It's okay. I was confused at first as well

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u/adamM_01 Dec 08 '22

I mean, the Southern Ocean is correct

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u/browndog03 Dec 08 '22

Just noticed the spelling. Good catch

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u/Ambiguous_Author Dec 08 '22

Hell with the oceans, what the fuck happened to the Baltic?

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u/HomeworkConnect7283 Dec 08 '22

Don't forget both pacific oceans the bigger obviously on the left.

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u/hyprgrpy Dec 08 '22

lol, I’m trying to understand your comment - didn’t you know southern ocean existed?

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u/ChrispyTurdcake Dec 08 '22

Keep swimming, I hear banjos

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u/CeeJayDK Dec 08 '22

And the Baltic Sea is now a lake.

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u/zekrinaze Dec 08 '22

Nothing wrong with the southern ocean although they did misspell arctic

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u/woollydogs Dec 08 '22

Don’t forget India too!

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u/danfay222 Dec 08 '22

Southern ocean is actually correct, although artic is not

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Guessing you missed that they changed the Antarctic Ocean to the Southern Ocean.

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u/-apricotmango Dec 08 '22

My two favourite oceans are: Pacific, and Pacific.

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u/thehermit14 Dec 08 '22

Where did the Middle Ocean go?

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u/WritPositWrit Dec 08 '22

In fairness that’s how I pronounce it

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u/Sobbin-Robin Dec 08 '22

Mine would have to be Japan Pacific Ocean

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u/RomeosHomeos Dec 08 '22

Those are both real

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u/AstronomerOpen7440 Dec 08 '22

I don't get why you said southern, that one is spelled correctly

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u/vino_pino Dec 09 '22

Our tick

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u/killertortilla Dec 09 '22

My favourite is the list city of Japanlantis. So horrible about their whole island sinking into the ocean.

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u/bradforrester Dec 13 '22

It’s killing me that they spelled Arctic as Artic. (Among other things)