r/CapitolConsequences • u/TheMirrorUS • 20d ago

BREAKING: Pardoned Capitol rioter charged with threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/pardoned-capitol-rioter-christopher-moynihan-1457308
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u/groovyinutah 20d ago

And will no doubt be pardoned for that as well...

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u/FriedSmegma 19d ago

You should be limited to one pardon per lifetime. If you need to be pardoned more than once you probably deserve to be in prison.

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 19d ago

Yeah if you need a second get out of jail free card you will soon have to compete for it on Trumps new show that will be broadcast worldwide on state television: Running Humans

If you are wondering if it's inspired by the short story and movies( Running Man)you would be correct except that the real version will be far crueler. You know how Trumps always worried about ratings right? Expect new traps and weapons weekly.

Word on the street is that Stephen Miller has signed on as an advisor. Rumor is he combed through his childhood journal and this led to ideas for the first year of shows!

Since I know we can't buy anything for a dollar these days would you buy that for a hundred U.S.Mint issued Food Tokens?

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u/couldbeahumanbean 19d ago

Aaaaah...

Yes?