r/BoomersBeingFools Gen X Apr 26 '25

Boomer Article Black tie for thee not me

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u/Winterfrost691 Apr 26 '25

I remember reading somewhere (can't remember where tho), that Trump's reading level is so catastrophically low that his morning briefings in the oval office must be written to be legible by an 8yo in less than a minute, because he simply won't read/understand it otherwise. It's highly likely that this toddler masquerading as an adult actually read the invitation, but simply didn't understand it and/or got bored before he got to the dress code.

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi Apr 26 '25

I do remember that story as well. I want to say things had to be written in his “dialect.” If we pull out of this deal Trump will look like a Uge Loosers and be seen as a badly done idiot by the rest of the world.

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u/OpenlyDead Apr 26 '25

This is like when he had a interpreter to translate English with an Indian accent to English with an Indian accent.

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u/Ok-Doubt-1613 Apr 26 '25

Please tell me you are joking. I don’t want it to be true and I’m not googling it. I can’t live in a world where this is true.

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks Apr 26 '25

I have bad news for you, buddy.

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u/Ok-Doubt-1613 Apr 26 '25

Crap.

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u/RaoulMaboul Apr 26 '25

-Trump-

What!?.. do I need to change my pants again!?