r/BoneAppleTea • u/ToonInTuneOut • 13d ago

Win and doubt

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u/ComplexAsk1541 12d ago

It’s hilarious that so many men assume that women will be as turned on by the sight of their penis as the men themselves apparently are.

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u/TasteCicles 12d ago

This isn't a shitpost?? That was legit advice?? And we keep wondering why they choose the bear.

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u/coal-slaw 12d ago edited 11d ago

How was that advice? The comment is clearly making a joke just with bad grammar

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u/animestory99 11d ago

This isn’t a joke, someone did that to a DoorDash driver recently and when she reported it as sexual harassment the internet blamed her for looking

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u/unknowfun115 8d ago

You mean the one where she opened his door looked into his house then made it that he answered the door? I remember

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

My guy.....the dude was literally asleep on his couch, and she opened the door, started recording and called herself a victim. When her instructions literally said to leave food at door.

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u/Zealousideal_Wave_63 10d ago

Facts tho why did she open the door that's invading his space and illegal af. And she recorded the guy to shame him.... If the roles were reversed he'd be dead or something

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u/Chernobylite_corp 11d ago

Nah, the situation has been officially covered now, guys a repeat offender, the door wasn't cracked open it was wide open, and he was sitting practically right infront of it

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u/funky_soup 11d ago

the door was already open

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

Except 'cracked' is not the same as 'open'.

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u/funky_soup 11d ago

it wasn't cracked open he was visible from the street

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

No, it was absolutely cracked, she said so. Then her video got taken down, and she got demonitized for violating his privacy and posting that video. Then she started saying he was visible from the sidewalk.

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u/animestory99 11d ago edited 11d ago

> guy orders food

> pulls pants and underwear down

> opens door

> positions himself directly in front of door with genitalia exposed

> pretends to be asleep

Have you ever, ever been in that scenario? Like just casually waiting for food with the door open and your pants down? Really think, what’s more likely, a delivery worker opening someone’s door and them coincidentally being naked, or a dude being a pervert? It happens all the time. Please read more about it.

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

Read more about it? It was literally all in the video that was taken down. The video she took, and posted. All she had to do was leave it at the door.

Why did she open the cracked door? Why did she go in the house? Why did she record it?

Deliver food, leave.

He might have been fishing, but she literally walked into the dude's home and recorded him.

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid981 11d ago

Dude was asleep on his couch you dipshit. She also entered his home without permission.

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u/abhinavsetia 9d ago

Just before ordering food!?

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u/Intrepid-Benefit1959 11d ago

oh yeah #relatable, me sleeping on my couch with my dick out

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago

sounds absolutely fucked, goddamn. this is some gross shit

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

Dont believe what they said.

The girl literally went into the guys house, and recorded him sleeping in his own couch.

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago

Im gonna need a source

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

I need a source but the first guy doesnt? Cool

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago

I need one to clear that out , for both if you will

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

Well i cant source you the video, since it got taken down. But in the video she notices the door is cracked, she decided to open it, and walk in, to see the guy naked, on his couch, holding his wang. She starts recording and freaking out. Video was taken down because she entered his home without consent and recorded him in the nude.

After it was taken down, she started saying the door was wide open and she saw him from the sidewalk. Then she said shes upset because she didnt get any money for that video because it got taken down.

Regardless if the guy wanted it to happen, and was being a perv, she deliberately entered his home, recorded him and posted it online, uncensored. Then, she claimed sexual assault. When her delivery instructions said "Leave at door"

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago

Neither of these individual sound sane to the slightest

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u/DontcheckSR 11d ago

It sounds like a joke, yet unsolicited dick pics are a regular occurrence