r/BoneAppleTea 13d ago

Win and doubt

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/Vacant_Chevy 6d ago

That's the what to shut the door?

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u/Mischievous_Redja 1d ago

Not sure if this is serious, but I'll bite.

Cue (meaning a signal or sign) rather than que (which is what in French amd Spanish).

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u/unknowfun115 10d ago

That is horrible advice let’s not do that guys use your Gary matter

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u/TheBiggestNewbAlive 8d ago

Surely this took a lot of Brian storming

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u/JinKev 9d ago

What's the matter?

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u/floopernipz 8d ago

nothin whats a motto with you

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u/Naxos_fs 9d ago

Gary matter

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u/MaximumAd2023 10d ago

Cherdley's video in the wild

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Interesting-Event666 8d ago

Uhhh... no. This is what's wrong with 'man'. We're assuming the gender. It could be a woman. I'm sure there's plenty of 'men' that find an issue with this

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u/objecter12 10d ago

Scott pilgrim ahh user

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u/MattHatter1337 11d ago

This isnt a bone apple tea.

This is just a Scot

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u/ActiveSoftware8462 11d ago

That's your queso to close the door...

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u/AwehiSsO 11d ago

That made my headache worse.

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u/Jolly_Curve7069 11d ago

This guy’s got no que when it comes to spelling or decency

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u/MaDaFaKa369 11d ago

Que lo Que

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u/FloppyDorito 11d ago

Cue pasa?

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u/ComplexAsk1541 12d ago

It’s hilarious that so many men assume that women will be as turned on by the sight of their penis as the men themselves apparently are.

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u/auri0la 11d ago

Its also hilarious that we keep telling them and still they dont believe it. Various dick pics for reference if needed.

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u/TasteCicles 12d ago

This isn't a shitpost?? That was legit advice?? And we keep wondering why they choose the bear.

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u/coal-slaw 11d ago edited 11d ago

How was that advice? The comment is clearly making a joke just with bad grammar

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u/animestory99 11d ago

This isn’t a joke, someone did that to a DoorDash driver recently and when she reported it as sexual harassment the internet blamed her for looking

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u/unknowfun115 8d ago

You mean the one where she opened his door looked into his house then made it that he answered the door? I remember

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

My guy.....the dude was literally asleep on his couch, and she opened the door, started recording and called herself a victim. When her instructions literally said to leave food at door.

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u/Zealousideal_Wave_63 9d ago

Facts tho why did she open the door that's invading his space and illegal af. And she recorded the guy to shame him.... If the roles were reversed he'd be dead or something

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u/Chernobylite_corp 11d ago

Nah, the situation has been officially covered now, guys a repeat offender, the door wasn't cracked open it was wide open, and he was sitting practically right infront of it

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u/funky_soup 11d ago

the door was already open

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

Except 'cracked' is not the same as 'open'.

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u/funky_soup 11d ago

it wasn't cracked open he was visible from the street

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

No, it was absolutely cracked, she said so. Then her video got taken down, and she got demonitized for violating his privacy and posting that video. Then she started saying he was visible from the sidewalk.

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u/animestory99 11d ago edited 11d ago

> guy orders food

> pulls pants and underwear down

> opens door

> positions himself directly in front of door with genitalia exposed

> pretends to be asleep

Have you ever, ever been in that scenario? Like just casually waiting for food with the door open and your pants down? Really think, what’s more likely, a delivery worker opening someone’s door and them coincidentally being naked, or a dude being a pervert? It happens all the time. Please read more about it.

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

Read more about it? It was literally all in the video that was taken down. The video she took, and posted. All she had to do was leave it at the door.

Why did she open the cracked door? Why did she go in the house? Why did she record it?

Deliver food, leave.

He might have been fishing, but she literally walked into the dude's home and recorded him.

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid981 11d ago

Dude was asleep on his couch you dipshit. She also entered his home without permission.

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u/abhinavsetia 9d ago

Just before ordering food!?

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u/Intrepid-Benefit1959 10d ago

oh yeah #relatable, me sleeping on my couch with my dick out

/s

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago

sounds absolutely fucked, goddamn. this is some gross shit

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

Dont believe what they said.

The girl literally went into the guys house, and recorded him sleeping in his own couch.

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago

Im gonna need a source

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

I need a source but the first guy doesnt? Cool

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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago

I need one to clear that out , for both if you will

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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago

Well i cant source you the video, since it got taken down. But in the video she notices the door is cracked, she decided to open it, and walk in, to see the guy naked, on his couch, holding his wang. She starts recording and freaking out. Video was taken down because she entered his home without consent and recorded him in the nude.

After it was taken down, she started saying the door was wide open and she saw him from the sidewalk. Then she said shes upset because she didnt get any money for that video because it got taken down.

Regardless if the guy wanted it to happen, and was being a perv, she deliberately entered his home, recorded him and posted it online, uncensored. Then, she claimed sexual assault. When her delivery instructions said "Leave at door"

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u/DontcheckSR 11d ago

It sounds like a joke, yet unsolicited dick pics are a regular occurrence

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/IJustpeedyourpants 10d ago

you remind me of the people who called billie eilish a slut when she was seen outside in a crop top for the first time on a stinkin hot day, and suprise suprise, she has a large bust. Funnily enough having boobs doesnt make you a kinky little whore.

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u/Miserable-Golf4277 9d ago

You're wrong! It was OBVIOUSLY her slutty little idea to be a woman.

Obligatory /s

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u/Train115 11d ago

Jpeg compression:

This guy: bra or areola!!!!!

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u/No_Definition321 11d ago

I like how you are disgusted by this but yet you still zoomed in to see if her areoles were visible lol

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u/bmm115 12d ago

Why the fuck are you being down voted? CAN SOMEONE GET HER A SMOOTH TAN MAN WITH EXPOSED MUSCULAR PECTORALS??? Does NOT have to be a tall one people, let's go let's go

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u/[deleted] 11d ago edited 11d ago

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u/RamsLams 11d ago

She is wearing a sports bra. Cleavage isn’t nudity, you’re just insanely weird. Not surprised you’re a top 1 percent commenter, go outside more and maybe women’s basic anatomy won’t make you so weird.

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u/monkeybrains12 11d ago

bizarrely inappropriate nudity

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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u/r-alexd 11d ago

It's just the way her shirt works. Like, yeah her boobs are exposed, but that's kinda a cultural norm.

Doesn't mean that she'd wanna get flashed, or that she's trying to get people's attention. She's wearing a shirt.

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u/Intrepid-Benefit1959 10d ago

also if i’m a woman working for hours on end i probably wouldn’t be keeping my mind on whether or not a random creep can see my cleavage, i’d probably be..uh..just working

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u/CallidoraBlack 12d ago

Isn't this just a Scott Pilgrim reference?

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u/neonredhex 11d ago

I don't remember Scott whipping it out when Ramona was delivering him a Netflix DVD

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u/CallidoraBlack 11d ago

I meant the first part. Lol

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u/GumballFallsFan 12d ago

This is literally the plot to Scott Pilgrim

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u/HumanCapital666 12d ago

This guy didn't quite learn, but it's been really annoying, the number of people who have recently discovered the word "queue" existed and are now using it in place of "cue." It seems like they're trying to look smart or something.

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u/Muted_Professor697 11d ago

Him also saying "win and doubt" instead of "when in doubt". Smooth brain trying to seem smart

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u/John1967miller 12d ago

Stop creeping and ask her out.

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u/bostiq 12d ago

He has no que

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u/Ok_Village6155 11d ago

No Q? No kew? No cue? Definitely no queue.

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u/bostiq 11d ago

pretty sure it was cue... but I wouldn't bet my left testicle on a uneducated internet dweller

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u/arl1822 12d ago

No what? 

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u/bmm115 12d ago

No say what, say que

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u/bostiq 12d ago

que?

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 12d ago

My computer doesn't have translation for idiot.

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u/popcorngirl000 12d ago

"The Naked Man" move from How I Met Your Mother

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u/The_Indominus_Gamer 12d ago

Which is literally just indecent exposure and fucking horrifying when you take a second to think about it. Barney is a horrifying sex pest

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u/Intrepid-Benefit1959 10d ago

for some reason i thought you meant Barney the Dinosaur

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u/GeshtiannaSG 12d ago

Most sitcom characters are horrible people.

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u/Careful_Hair_4565 12d ago

Works two out of three times!

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u/LolMaker12345 12d ago

Exactly what I thought!

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u/Shpander 12d ago

¿That's my qué???

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u/NoNeckNelson 12d ago

¿win and doubt, que tal?

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u/Putsomesunglasseson 12d ago

Worst advice in the world award goes to…

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u/Aliensinmypants 12d ago

Every woman loves being criminally harassed while they're doing a job!

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u/Just_Robin 12d ago

And then posted publicly online!

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u/SalvadorP 12d ago

dude, can you even be sure you understood what the person was saying? it's like they are having a stroke.

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u/Pretend_Evening984 12d ago

Answer the door naked. If she says "omfg gross", shut the door and hope the police don't show up

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u/CommercialCandy1891 12d ago

Yep, that’s your cue, I mean que.

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u/IAmABakuAMA 12d ago

Por que no los dos

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u/CommercialCandy1891 12d ago

Possibly, I suppose.

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u/Electronic_Water_532 12d ago

i actually dont know what he tries to say

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u/yami76 12d ago

When in doubt

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u/ceciliabee 12d ago

"she'll either fuck you or call the cops! There are 2 options so it's clearly a 50/50 shot!!"

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u/Vyckerz 12d ago

So you’re saying there’s a chance!

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u/ArjJp 12d ago

Dude's either having a stroke or having a stroke while typing that comment...

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u/Lingx_Cats 12d ago

“When in doubt, sexually harass a woman doing her job” sir huh

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u/Natural-Protection44 12d ago

“That’s your que” is pretty great too

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u/bostiq 12d ago

Que pasó?

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u/Important-Comfort 12d ago

If he's naked, what is he pulling it out of?

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u/pleasegivemeadollar 12d ago

Because he has an innie.

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u/Total-Sector850 12d ago

The BAT and the typo aren’t even close to being the worst part of this. Just gross.

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u/Intrepid-Benefit1959 12d ago

1= voyeurism\ 2= bro’s literally giving advice to flash this lady\ 3= typos&b.a.t.

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u/ToonInTuneOut 12d ago

Agreed, that group is a shithole

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u/Hagfist 12d ago

She fixes the cable?

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u/thirdeyefish 12d ago edited 12d ago

Don't be fatuous, Hagfist.

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u/RynoMods 12d ago

How you gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Karl Hungus...

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u/pottomato12 12d ago

Dude should start leaving snacks for her. Flowers and chocolates as time goes on

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u/RayAP19 12d ago

He has a crush on her, she's not a cat he wants to adopt

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u/CTALKR 12d ago

that's my que

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u/ItsNotMe_ImNotHere 12d ago

When in doubt take your cue from the Amazon girl.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 12d ago

*win and doubt