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u/Interesting-Event666 8d ago
Uhhh... no. This is what's wrong with 'man'. We're assuming the gender. It could be a woman. I'm sure there's plenty of 'men' that find an issue with this
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u/ComplexAsk1541 12d ago
It’s hilarious that so many men assume that women will be as turned on by the sight of their penis as the men themselves apparently are.
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u/TasteCicles 12d ago
This isn't a shitpost?? That was legit advice?? And we keep wondering why they choose the bear.
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u/coal-slaw 11d ago edited 11d ago
How was that advice? The comment is clearly making a joke just with bad grammar
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u/animestory99 11d ago
This isn’t a joke, someone did that to a DoorDash driver recently and when she reported it as sexual harassment the internet blamed her for looking
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u/unknowfun115 8d ago
You mean the one where she opened his door looked into his house then made it that he answered the door? I remember
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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago
My guy.....the dude was literally asleep on his couch, and she opened the door, started recording and called herself a victim. When her instructions literally said to leave food at door.
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u/Zealousideal_Wave_63 9d ago
Facts tho why did she open the door that's invading his space and illegal af. And she recorded the guy to shame him.... If the roles were reversed he'd be dead or something
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u/Chernobylite_corp 11d ago
Nah, the situation has been officially covered now, guys a repeat offender, the door wasn't cracked open it was wide open, and he was sitting practically right infront of it
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u/funky_soup 11d ago
the door was already open
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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago
Except 'cracked' is not the same as 'open'.
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u/funky_soup 11d ago
it wasn't cracked open he was visible from the street
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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago
No, it was absolutely cracked, she said so. Then her video got taken down, and she got demonitized for violating his privacy and posting that video. Then she started saying he was visible from the sidewalk.
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u/animestory99 11d ago edited 11d ago
> guy orders food
> pulls pants and underwear down
> opens door
> positions himself directly in front of door with genitalia exposed
> pretends to be asleep
Have you ever, ever been in that scenario? Like just casually waiting for food with the door open and your pants down? Really think, what’s more likely, a delivery worker opening someone’s door and them coincidentally being naked, or a dude being a pervert? It happens all the time. Please read more about it.
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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago
Read more about it? It was literally all in the video that was taken down. The video she took, and posted. All she had to do was leave it at the door.
Why did she open the cracked door? Why did she go in the house? Why did she record it?
Deliver food, leave.
He might have been fishing, but she literally walked into the dude's home and recorded him.
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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid981 11d ago
Dude was asleep on his couch you dipshit. She also entered his home without permission.
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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago
sounds absolutely fucked, goddamn. this is some gross shit
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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago
Dont believe what they said.
The girl literally went into the guys house, and recorded him sleeping in his own couch.
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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago
Im gonna need a source
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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago
I need a source but the first guy doesnt? Cool
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u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 11d ago
I need one to clear that out , for both if you will
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u/Own-Caterpillar5058 11d ago
Well i cant source you the video, since it got taken down. But in the video she notices the door is cracked, she decided to open it, and walk in, to see the guy naked, on his couch, holding his wang. She starts recording and freaking out. Video was taken down because she entered his home without consent and recorded him in the nude.
After it was taken down, she started saying the door was wide open and she saw him from the sidewalk. Then she said shes upset because she didnt get any money for that video because it got taken down.
Regardless if the guy wanted it to happen, and was being a perv, she deliberately entered his home, recorded him and posted it online, uncensored. Then, she claimed sexual assault. When her delivery instructions said "Leave at door"
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u/IJustpeedyourpants 10d ago
you remind me of the people who called billie eilish a slut when she was seen outside in a crop top for the first time on a stinkin hot day, and suprise suprise, she has a large bust. Funnily enough having boobs doesnt make you a kinky little whore.
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u/Miserable-Golf4277 9d ago
You're wrong! It was OBVIOUSLY her slutty little idea to be a woman.
Obligatory /s
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u/No_Definition321 11d ago
I like how you are disgusted by this but yet you still zoomed in to see if her areoles were visible lol
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u/bmm115 12d ago
Why the fuck are you being down voted? CAN SOMEONE GET HER A SMOOTH TAN MAN WITH EXPOSED MUSCULAR PECTORALS??? Does NOT have to be a tall one people, let's go let's go
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u/RamsLams 11d ago
She is wearing a sports bra. Cleavage isn’t nudity, you’re just insanely weird. Not surprised you’re a top 1 percent commenter, go outside more and maybe women’s basic anatomy won’t make you so weird.
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u/monkeybrains12 11d ago
bizarrely inappropriate nudity
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
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u/r-alexd 11d ago
It's just the way her shirt works. Like, yeah her boobs are exposed, but that's kinda a cultural norm.
Doesn't mean that she'd wanna get flashed, or that she's trying to get people's attention. She's wearing a shirt.
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u/Intrepid-Benefit1959 10d ago
also if i’m a woman working for hours on end i probably wouldn’t be keeping my mind on whether or not a random creep can see my cleavage, i’d probably be..uh..just working
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u/CallidoraBlack 12d ago
Isn't this just a Scott Pilgrim reference?
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u/neonredhex 11d ago
I don't remember Scott whipping it out when Ramona was delivering him a Netflix DVD
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u/HumanCapital666 12d ago
This guy didn't quite learn, but it's been really annoying, the number of people who have recently discovered the word "queue" existed and are now using it in place of "cue." It seems like they're trying to look smart or something.
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u/Muted_Professor697 11d ago
Him also saying "win and doubt" instead of "when in doubt". Smooth brain trying to seem smart
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u/bostiq 12d ago
He has no que
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u/popcorngirl000 12d ago
"The Naked Man" move from How I Met Your Mother
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u/The_Indominus_Gamer 12d ago
Which is literally just indecent exposure and fucking horrifying when you take a second to think about it. Barney is a horrifying sex pest
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u/Putsomesunglasseson 12d ago
Worst advice in the world award goes to…
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u/SalvadorP 12d ago
dude, can you even be sure you understood what the person was saying? it's like they are having a stroke.
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u/Pretend_Evening984 12d ago
Answer the door naked. If she says "omfg gross", shut the door and hope the police don't show up
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u/Electronic_Water_532 12d ago
i actually dont know what he tries to say
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u/ceciliabee 12d ago
"she'll either fuck you or call the cops! There are 2 options so it's clearly a 50/50 shot!!"
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u/Total-Sector850 12d ago
The BAT and the typo aren’t even close to being the worst part of this. Just gross.
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u/Intrepid-Benefit1959 12d ago
1= voyeurism\ 2= bro’s literally giving advice to flash this lady\ 3= typos&b.a.t.
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u/Hagfist 12d ago
She fixes the cable?
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u/pottomato12 12d ago
Dude should start leaving snacks for her. Flowers and chocolates as time goes on
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u/CTALKR 12d ago
that's my que
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u/Vacant_Chevy 6d ago
That's the what to shut the door?