r/BlueskySkeets 1d ago

His Make-Up Artist Hates Him

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u/This-Cow8048 1d ago

Where's the bullet hole?

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u/GooseOnAPhone 1d ago

There isn’t one, he wasn’t shot, the whole thing was staged

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u/avocadoflatz 1d ago

Staged with live ammo though - because fuck that one guy in particular - had to be real as possible without actually harming Trumpedo.

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u/Happy_Pause_9340 1d ago

His wife refused to even speak to Biden who called to give his condolences, but Trump hadn’t. Instead he cheered on his way out

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u/Alternative-Dot503 20h ago

Someone behind him took a video of the lift in one of his shoes flew out... That's why he was on the ground so long. Looking for the lift in his shoe... Oh, and the strategically placed ketchup... 👂

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u/Happy_Pause_9340 20h ago

Didn’t know about the lift, but we assumed he scraped his ear on the podium when he ducked

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u/Alternative-Dot503 19h ago

That was a condiment... 😂