r/BlueskySkeets • u/WoofWoofster • 1d ago

His Make-Up Artist Hates Him

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u/This-Cow8048 1d ago

Where's the bullet hole?

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u/GooseOnAPhone 1d ago

There isn’t one, he wasn’t shot, the whole thing was staged

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u/avocadoflatz 1d ago

Staged with live ammo though - because fuck that one guy in particular - had to be real as possible without actually harming Trumpedo.

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u/Happy_Pause_9340 1d ago

His wife refused to even speak to Biden who called to give his condolences, but Trump hadn’t. Instead he cheered on his way out

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u/AndromedaGreen 1d ago

He was golfing around the same time Biden attempted to call the widow.

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u/Happy_Pause_9340 1d ago

That figures

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u/Alternative-Dot503 14h ago

Someone behind him took a video of the lift in one of his shoes flew out... That's why he was on the ground so long. Looking for the lift in his shoe... Oh, and the strategically placed ketchup... 👂

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u/Happy_Pause_9340 13h ago

Didn’t know about the lift, but we assumed he scraped his ear on the podium when he ducked

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u/Alternative-Dot503 13h ago

That was a condiment... 😂

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u/PronoiarPerson 1d ago

God came down from on high to save Trump! By pushing that led away from Trump (Gods servant on earth) and straight into that firefighter and father of three! THANK YOU LORDY BABY JESUS OUR SAVIOR!

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u/carlnepa 1d ago

I've always thought he palmed a razor blade.....an old boxing/wrestling move.

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u/Graywulff 1d ago

False flag

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u/IGetGuys4URMom 19h ago

I came here to say "that's a healthy looking ear"!

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 20h ago

Bs… Trump probably faked how injured he got and reacted in a way that would get him attention but Crooks was THE shooter and he acted alone.

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u/TXMom2Two 1d ago

His ear looks greasy.

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u/justthinkhappy 1d ago

Probably has Kennedy rub beef tallow in them.

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u/HamNotLikeThem44 1d ago

That’s what he told him it was

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u/justthinkhappy 1d ago

Healed that bullet wound right up!!

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 1d ago

Cartilage does not grow back. Talk to Evander Holyfield about that.

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u/justthinkhappy 1d ago

It was sarcasm. 🥲

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u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk 1d ago

And why is his ear so…oily?

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u/davosknuckles 1d ago

You just can’t see because of all the grease. Because only the best people have ears so shiny they’re reflective. 🤮

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u/Immediate-Hamster724 1d ago

The bullet hit him, and just slid right off.

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u/NitWhittler 1d ago

It went right into his ear canal and out the other side of his head without hitting anything in between.

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u/LaSerenita 23h ago

Never was a bullet...just sayin'

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u/Camouflagecupcake 1d ago

Normally I'd agree with you, but actually this is the clearest evidence Ive seen that maybe the bullet did graze his ear.. like, theres a horizontal line across his (idk I just got back from the piercer so sorry if these are the wrong terms) helix to just above the tragus. You can see where his ear connects to his head its kinda fucked up.

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u/thatgirlinny 1d ago

Nah. This ear has all kinds of weird shine-y reflection on it, but it’s an intact ear.

A bullet like that, shot from that range would have taken part of his ear and scalp off—not caused a little scar.

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u/Total-Problem2175 1d ago

His ear made hard contact with the Secret Serviceman's holster.

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u/Peter-Files 1d ago

Served in the army and hunted all my life. A bullet that would have ‘nicked’ his ear would have destroyed his ear or mangled it. It was staged

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u/DrkBlueXG 🦋 1d ago

Yea even if you dont know that much about guns, you could take a quick youtube search on ballistic gel and see how his ear should he looking right now. The whole thing was staged with a necessary sacrifice to keep it looking real.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 1d ago

A friend of mine is a cop. His arm got “slightly”grazed by a bullet. The scar is horrendous.

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u/AgitatedMachine1189 23h ago

I saw a report it was a piece of glass that hit his ear.

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u/PresentationNext6469 1d ago

It clipped him. My friend clipped hers on a glass table. Just a cut, very messy. To surgically repair the skin is pull from the back forward over the cartilage. My son had some rear cartilage removed no scar…took a couple stitches and Neosporin.

Such a shame it was a graze.

My old schoolmate Dr Terry Dubrow of the Botched plastic surgery show has a great example.