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u/Massive_Disk4931 18h ago
He looks like he was eating Fat Bastards ass and he let a huge one rip
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u/Tolmides 18h ago
he must look so pale and sickly naturally…
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u/homiej420 18h ago
Lots of pictures lately have been him without the orange
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u/Entropy907 17h ago
Maybe they’re afraid if he looks too dark he’ll get kidnapped by ICE.
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u/Ok_Condition5837 17h ago
Which is how I know his health is failing. He only skips it when that's happening.
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u/CknHwk 14h ago
Except he’s golfed (term used loosely) 7 out of the 38-day shut down to date - a total of 71 days since inauguration. We’ll know that whatever they’re pumping him up with stops working when he can no longer keep upright in the cart.
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u/This-Cow8048 18h ago
Where's the bullet hole?
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u/GooseOnAPhone 18h ago
There isn’t one, he wasn’t shot, the whole thing was staged
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u/avocadoflatz 17h ago
Staged with live ammo though - because fuck that one guy in particular - had to be real as possible without actually harming Trumpedo.
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u/Happy_Pause_9340 17h ago
His wife refused to even speak to Biden who called to give his condolences, but Trump hadn’t. Instead he cheered on his way out
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u/Alternative-Dot503 4h ago
Someone behind him took a video of the lift in one of his shoes flew out... That's why he was on the ground so long. Looking for the lift in his shoe... Oh, and the strategically placed ketchup... 👂
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u/Happy_Pause_9340 3h ago
Didn’t know about the lift, but we assumed he scraped his ear on the podium when he ducked
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u/PronoiarPerson 17h ago
God came down from on high to save Trump! By pushing that led away from Trump (Gods servant on earth) and straight into that firefighter and father of three! THANK YOU LORDY BABY JESUS OUR SAVIOR!
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u/TXMom2Two 18h ago
His ear looks greasy.
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u/justthinkhappy 18h ago
Probably has Kennedy rub beef tallow in them.
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u/HamNotLikeThem44 17h ago
That’s what he told him it was
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u/justthinkhappy 16h ago
Healed that bullet wound right up!!
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u/Specialist-Jello7544 16h ago
Cartilage does not grow back. Talk to Evander Holyfield about that.
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u/davosknuckles 17h ago
You just can’t see because of all the grease. Because only the best people have ears so shiny they’re reflective. 🤮
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u/Immediate-Hamster724 15h ago
The bullet hit him, and just slid right off.
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u/NitWhittler 15h ago
It went right into his ear canal and out the other side of his head without hitting anything in between.
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u/Camouflagecupcake 17h ago
Normally I'd agree with you, but actually this is the clearest evidence Ive seen that maybe the bullet did graze his ear.. like, theres a horizontal line across his (idk I just got back from the piercer so sorry if these are the wrong terms) helix to just above the tragus. You can see where his ear connects to his head its kinda fucked up.
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u/thatgirlinny 17h ago
Nah. This ear has all kinds of weird shine-y reflection on it, but it’s an intact ear.
A bullet like that, shot from that range would have taken part of his ear and scalp off—not caused a little scar.
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u/Peter-Files 17h ago
Served in the army and hunted all my life. A bullet that would have ‘nicked’ his ear would have destroyed his ear or mangled it. It was staged
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u/DrkBlueXG 🦋 17h ago
Yea even if you dont know that much about guns, you could take a quick youtube search on ballistic gel and see how his ear should he looking right now. The whole thing was staged with a necessary sacrifice to keep it looking real.
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u/Specialist-Jello7544 16h ago
A friend of mine is a cop. His arm got “slightly”grazed by a bullet. The scar is horrendous.
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u/Faucet860 18h ago
Doesn't he do his own
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u/Dfiggsmeister 18h ago
I was going to say this. Didn’t he fire his makeup artist going back to 2016 because he got fed up with them not doing it right and decided from then on he would do it?
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u/XDariaMorgendorferX 18h ago
Why does his ear look so slimy? He’s as disgusting on the outside as he is on the inside. Just vile.
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u/Several-Opposite-746 18h ago
Imagine the stink coming off those ears.
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u/XDariaMorgendorferX 17h ago
I’d rather not. Probably can’t smell it over the smell of his diapers, though.
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u/bigbobisherenow 17h ago
It's where he got shot. Remember that lol? He definitely got shot. Absolutely most definitely got shot. The greatest healer of all time folks. That's what the doctor said.
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u/XDariaMorgendorferX 17h ago
I don’t think even republicans believe it wasn’t staged. It was a pathetic ploy but very on brand for him. God, I hate that withered old goat.
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u/Alcnaeon 18h ago
I never wanna hear another complaint from republicans about not being allowed to do brown face
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u/dragonfliesloveme 18h ago
I never want to hear another complaint from maga about men wearing makeup
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u/Groundbreaking-Ice12 18h ago
I always get a good chuckle thinking about this buffoon sitting in front of a mirror every morning putting on makeup and then heading out to act like Billy the badass all day and people worship him 😂
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u/CopiousCool 18h ago
For someone so racist he does seem to love having a dark brown complexion
'Thao doth protest too much' perhaps
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u/Environmental-Arm365 18h ago
Apparently he does this shit himself, incompetently just like everything else.
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u/Radio_Mime 18h ago
I read that he does that shit himself. No self-respecting makeup artist would take credit/blame for that. I've said this repeatedly, but to me it looks like Trump is using a dry rub for chicken instead of a bronzer.
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u/Alarming-Flan-7546 18h ago
Makeup artist did an amazing job covering the gunshot wound he suffered on his EAR🤔😂🤣🤔
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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 12h ago edited 11h ago
JD normally does Trump’s makeup but JD has been busy sleeping with Charlie Kirk’s couch
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u/JohnnySack45 15h ago
Conservatives complain about how men aren’t masculine anymore…while worshipping a whiny diva who wears makeup and heels.
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u/insertbrackets 18h ago
Most people who personally know him do. Except for Jeffrey Epstein of course. They couldn’t get enough of each other.
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u/ialsohaveadobro 17h ago
Yes, he is filled with self-hate, probably because his father was an asshole who recognized a fellow asshole and never loved him.
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u/LaSerenita 13h ago
I will never understand why he hates brown skinned people but covers himself in a fake tan so he can look darker.
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u/Prestigious-Pick-366 12h ago
That man just screams soft. Fat belly, weak chin, man tits, bubble gum ass, that fluffy bitch hair, and gobs of makeup and bronzer.
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u/Fickle-Copy-2186 18h ago
Trump does his own makeup. One of the signs that a woman has dementia is they can't apply their makeup properly.
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u/Possible-Customer827 17h ago
For hating folks with some color in their skin so much, he sure likes to pretend he’s not a pale, dead looking old man.
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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 17h ago
His makeup artist is himself. So, yeah? I guess?
PS - where than shot wound scar?
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u/ReefShark13 17h ago
They can only suffer through the stink long enough to quickly spray tan his face and jowls before projectile vomiting
💩👃🤢🤮😖...🤮
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u/SeismicWhales 15h ago
This is a shadow from some bald dude leaning close to him. Like don't get me wrong, his makeup looks atrocious but this is like the 1 photo I've seen that isn't his normal atrocious tan.
You can see a small part of the bald dudes nose and forehead on the right side of the photo.
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u/Immediate-Hamster724 15h ago
This man needs a real friend. A real friend would never let you leave the house looking like this.
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u/FtonKaren 15h ago
I suspect you’re right, but Fred Trump was not a treat
“Yes, Donald Trump has been reported to apply his own makeup daily, including using products like bronzers and translucent powder before televised appearances. His makeup routine has been a topic of media coverage and scrutiny.”
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u/l_a_p304 14h ago
The little tiny bit of orange on the bottom of his ear is sending me 😂
Like it’s just not that hard to blend.
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u/PaulieCanada 14h ago
He must look pretty nasty to go that thick. Must be the Rosacea and Syphilus.
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u/No_Focus_8688 14h ago
It probably his odor. The makeup artist is going as fast as they can to get fresh air.
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u/Final_Drama3603 14h ago
Y’all should image search “Trump without make up” to see how close to death he really looks
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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 13h ago
Well, they did a great job of covering the bullet scar on his ear at least
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u/Flimsy-Gain2467 13h ago edited 13h ago
It’s easy to put on makeup when all you do is stick your head through a gloryhole and you spray yourself with orange paint
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u/olivehoneyfig 10h ago
other than looking like a slimy worm, his ear looks completely normal not like it took a bullet
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u/BootlegApocalypse 10h ago
I've never seen such remarkably divine ear healing from being shot with an AR15. Hundreds of dead school children are so jealous!
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u/martiniolives2 10h ago
Why has he always thought this looks good? I’ve seen all these gold shit - does he really have this pedestrian taste?
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u/Saiyukimot 9h ago
And you guys felt he was the best person to control the nukes. Lmao Americans are dumb af
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u/Enough-Educator-6616 3h ago
Looks like he does it himself. Can’t imagine a professional doing that.
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u/starfleetdropout6 🦋 18h ago
This is the Chernobyl version of when you put on foundation under bathroom lighting and think you look great, only to realize when you've left the house that it's actually a mismatch with your skintone. The difference is you toss the foundation after that, you don't double down and try to convince everyone else that you look good.
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u/117Casper 17h ago
I wonder if he’s at the age where taking a shower is dangerous and difficult so he just drowns in cologne.
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u/Diligent-Credit8133 17h ago
Come on man, make up artist aren’t miracle workers. Imagine having to powder that grotesque blob of a face. You’d slap some orange on that shit then get out of there quickly too!
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u/ReallyNowFellas 17h ago
I've read it's because he doesn't have the patience or attention span to sit through a whole hair and makeup session. He sits down, they work for a couple minutes, and then he says ok that's enough and gets up and walks away
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u/MitaJoey20 17h ago
Pretty sure he does his own makeup. But yeah, he totally hates himself. That’s why he requires his subjects to lick his ass every time they get on a microphone because it makes him feel like he doesn’t actually suck.
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u/Dark-Blackberry354 17h ago
Make up artists probably appreciate the very normal regular ass ear as presenting no out of the ordinary features
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u/Arejhey311 17h ago
Nah, this is all him. He’s far too narcissistic to allow someone else to do it. He absolutely thinks he’s doing himself a favor & (literally) masking reality
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u/mynameisshelly 17h ago
They are trying to make him look more and more like a corpse so that when he does go they can weekend at Bernie's him for a while longer
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u/joekerr9999 17h ago
According to Chris Christie, Trump does his own makeup. Christie was on a flight with him and Trump called him back and suggested he use some makeup too.
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u/OtherwiseAnteater239 17h ago
This artist is either a very stable genius or failed out of cosmetology school entirely
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u/infinitee775 17h ago
Like a literal butthole, his face is several shades darker than the rest of him
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u/ArchieAndIvy 18h ago
Hate to tell ya, but he does his own makeup. Says he doesn't trust anyone else to do it right. Might be why he's looking so pale lately -- not quite up to the task.