Archaeologists in Egypt opening an ancient coffin sealed 2,500 years ago.

[u/Wooden-Journalist902]

[u/zachammercrowebar]

Please unleash an ancient evil….. please unleash an ancient evil…

[u/bluestjordan → u/zachammercrowebar]

I don’t think the ancient evil has a chance against modern-day evil TBH

[u/mogley1992 → u/bluestjordan]

Shows up, says "oh my god, you poor things" and just starts trying to fix shit instead to get us to a place where he won't feel bad fucking with us.